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This is just so much more of why she'll always draw "female OPL/OPL's perfect mate" comparisons: they want the same things. They want to GET married, with the privileges and perks that entails -- in Pixy's case: marriage, so she has a socially-acceptable excuse to change her surname, which is more of a pain in the ass and less fun than she thinks it is; a house to live in together; and ill-defined "things," which might mean more vintage kimonos to rip the lining out of, who the hell knows. I don't think either necessarily wants to be married, or has genuinely felt that urge to take care of their significant other. (Like Chris playing house with Legos. Jackie gets home from working an actual job all day. Mr. Horse, by the way, is a journalist. It's not as easy as all that. Meanwhile, Imaginary!Chris changed the baby's diapers, which is basically the minimum requirement to avoid having the baby seized by Child Protective Services. But he still expects her to make dinner, and then of course put out. And these are unnaturally quiet and perfect imaginary!children with no problems like, I dunno, autism.)

So any man who wants to be with Pixy had better be willing to talk marriage pretty fast. I'm guessing maybe she and Britf*g had an argument because he declared himself not ready for that? But she's clearly not looking for a partnership in which she provides anything. She wants a ticket out of Mama PT's house, and I can't blame her for not wanting to be the target of a raging, unmedicated bipolar. However, that level of desperation, combined with her unwillingness to do even as much work as a geisha (she won't wear makeup, can't talk about current events, can't play any musical instruments we know of to entertain Mr. Husbando...), leaves her ripe for exploitation by some A-grade asshole lurking out there. I can see a lot of Husbando's rants starting with, "I provide the roof over your head and the food you shove in your pie hole, so you better..." fill in the blank.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
You don't understand, I don't want a man to change for me. I just want a man to change my life FOR me. Now gimmie a house and money.

If that's the attitude she has towards relationships, she shouldn't be surprised that she's still single.
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She doesn't want a husband she wants a bank account to have sex with.
 
wheat pasta said:
And can we please stop with the retarded posts, guys? Good lord, I'm embarrassed for you. If you can't say anything relevant, don't say anything at all.
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But how will we remember that Pixyteri is fat and dumb and unfuckable unless every exceptional individual on the forums is sperging about it?!

Meowzers said:
she's definitely getting lazier with her costumes.

okay, story time. the other day i was at walmart and looking at bras/underwear and what do my eyes see?

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these same exact booty shorts pixy is wearing here. she is literally wearing walmart underwear designed to look like denim shorts outside in public. how little must you care about your cosplay to do that? i thought cosplay and lolita was her life?
anyway you can kinda see the fleshy inside of her butt cheek through them
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It also sort of looks like she just slipped a roll of shiny grey duct tape over her left hand to use as a bracelet.

One thing I've noticed is that she almost never looks happy while she's taking these pictures, like she's not enjoying her hobby. Then again, if the cosplay is a source of validation for her and thus SRS BZNS, maybe there's not much to smile about when she's engaging in it.
 
Shadow Fox said:
One thing I've noticed is that she almost never looks happy while she's taking these pictures, like she's not enjoying her hobby. Then again, if the cosplay is a source of validation for her and thus SRS BZNS, maybe there's not much to smile about when she's engaging in it.
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No, if you watch her videos you'll see she loves it. She just thinks that whatever it is she's doing it's making her look adorable (she also makes really strange sounds when she's shooting, but maybe that's from the anime or whatever I don't know).
 
Christ-Chan said:
No, if you watch her videos you'll see she loves it. She just thinks that whatever it is she's doing it's making her look adorable (she also makes really strange sounds when she's shooting, but maybe that's from the anime or whatever I don't know).
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Huh. I've never watched her videos, so maybe it's a different story there, but in her photos at least it seems like there's this utterly joyless look in her eyes, even beyond the fake-cutesy pout she insists on doing all the time. Like NobleGreyHorse commented, she almost looks angry in a lot of her pictures, like this is all deadly serious to her and not something she's just having fun with. And as desperate for attention as she is, and as jealous of other cosplayers as she gets sometimes, she does seem to take it pretty damn seriously.

I'll have to give her videos a look sometime, if only to hear her weird noises.
 
She definitely looks that way on purpose. I mean, she always looks kinda odd, and you can't pose your way out of Autisumo Eyes, but for some reason she's making those faces on purpose when she's doing her cosplays.
I posted a link to a clip of her wearing that blue wig and tiger stripes sleeves but it got lost among the posts.
 
Christ-Chan said:
She definitely looks that way on purpose. I mean, she always looks kinda odd, and you can't pose your way out of Autisumo Eyes, but for some reason she's making those faces on purpose when she's doing her cosplays.
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Yeah I always assumed she's trying to be alluring when she makes those faces

sparklemilhouse said:
I wonder if it's all in her moms head...this is the second time it's been documented that her mom has mentioned her smell. We all know how pixys mom is ashamed of her even before the Internet drama. (dying her hair blonde, the tan pills)
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I don't know, if you're damn near thirty and your mother is telling you you stink, you probably stink. That isn't to say Pixy's mom isn't batshit though.
 
Shadow Fox said:
Like NobleGreyHorse commented, she almost looks angry in a lot of her pictures, like this is all deadly serious to her and not something she's just having fun with.
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Did I say that? Huh. I do remember noticing it. But she definitely has said things on Twitter and Facebook about how she'll show everybody that she can be the best Summoner/Gunner/Songstress Yuna EVAR. So I do think there's an anger element to her cosplay, like, "Not only am I standing here in this crap Yuna suit, I look better than all those damn pretty girls do! Because I totally embody this character! And I know the best angles and poses to portray her!" (Spoiler: She doesn't. The classic "I'm poopin'" pose turns up at least once per photoshoot.)
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
However, that level of desperation, combined with her unwillingness to do even as much work as a geisha, leaves her ripe for exploitation by some A-grade asshole lurking out there.
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I dunno about that. The direction of the exploitation I mean. Somehow I think anyone stupid enough to actually marry PT would soon enough find them self learning the financial pain of no fault divorce laws first hand.

tl;dr: Pixy doesn't want a husband. Pixy wants alimony.
 
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you know, if I was her mom, I'd be crazy after all the times Pixy claimed to be part Asian, implying I cheated on my husband and etc etc. Fuck, she had to get that DNA test to prove once and for all that she did not cheat on her husband with an Asian guy. Parents usually don't involve themselves in their kids' Internet activity but didn't she go onto 4chan or some other thread to state that Sarah was not at all Asian?
 
CalmMyTits said:
you know, if I was her mom, I'd be crazy after all the times Pixy claimed to be part Asian, implying I cheated on my husband and etc etc. Fuck, she had to get that DNA test to prove once and for all that she did not cheat on her husband with an Asian guy. Parents usually don't involve themselves in their kids' Internet activity but didn't she go onto 4chan or some other thread to state that Sarah was not at all Asian?
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I actually feel worse for her dad. Imagine your kid denying that you're their real parent for an idiotic reason. I wonder what their relationship is like.
 
Descent said:
I actually feel worse for her dad. Imagine your kid denying that you're their real parent for an idiotic reason. I wonder what their relationship is like.
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I think Pixy always knew her father was her father. She just didn't think how embarrassed he'd be with her "momma had an affair with a Japanese man" bullshit.
 
Christ-Chan said:
No, if you watch her videos you'll see she loves it. She just thinks that whatever it is she's doing it's making her look adorable (she also makes really strange sounds when she's shooting, but maybe that's from the anime or whatever I don't know).
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She's trying. Oh how she is trying. But in the words of the great Maxwell Smart, 'Missed it by THAT much!' She's probably trying to do something like this:

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...and she just can't do it.
 
Axiom said:
She's trying. Oh how she is trying. But in the words of the great Maxwell Smart, 'Missed it by THAT much!' She's probably trying to do something like this:

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...and she just can't do it.
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Probably because most of the time she is pointing her ass at the camera instead of her face.
 
Seahorses said:
Probably because most of the time she is pointing her ass at the camera instead of her face.
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Which would you rather see, her ass or her face? I mean, they both look so similar, but...
 
Descent said:
I actually feel worse for her dad. Imagine your kid denying that you're their real parent for an idiotic reason. I wonder what their relationship is like.
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Their relationship is probably not good since Pixy claimed that her dad could be some random Japanese guy that slept with her mother. I can also imagine that her father is like her mother, being tired of the weeaboo claims that Pixy makes.
 
Just checking in, haven't kept up with this thread for some time but, is Pixy still fat and ungly and no self-respecting guy or girl from this forum would ever have sex with her in a million years, right?
 
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