👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Those are her work-out lines

More like "needs-to-work-out" lines

 

[Christ-Chan]

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[Pikonic]

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At least she admits she's not petite, baby steps Pixy, baby steps.

 

[CatParty]

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She'd get more attention if goodyear decided to fly her above sporting events.

Yes I called her a blimp.

 

[Rio]

At least she admits she's not petite, baby steps Pixy, baby steps.

the question is: is she admitting that she's not petite for real, or fishing for compliments/hoping for people to 'correct' her? She's not exactly subtle about these types of things.

 

[Coldgrip]

Fishing definitely. The second post about her not getting more likes because she's "cute and gorgeous" (seriously, we need a vomit smiley) is her practically screaming "pay attention to me!!".

 

[The Dude]

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Just because it doesn't fit you doesn't mean It's not plus size. What you're looking for is " double-plus DAYUM" size.

 

[Axiom]

Also, bet she's looking at Japanese shit or sommat, and an Asian plus-size is muuuch smaller than the rather generously sized 'plus-size'that exists in Texas.

 

[The Fair Lady]

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>petite

MY FUCKING SIDES HOLY SHIT

 

[Colress]

Someone please give this girl tips on how to lose weight. Please? Pleaaase?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Someone please give this girl tips on how to lose weight. Please? Pleaaase?

There's always a chance of her adopting a tapeworm.

 

[Colress]

There's always a chance of her adopting a tapeworm.

With as much food that goes in there, let's hope it happens yo.

 

[RP 520]

She'll only accept tape-worms bred in Japan. It'll help with her "I'm Japanese guyz, srsly!!1" arguement.

 

[The Dude]

There's always a chance of her adopting a tapeworm.

Her tapeworm would Sue for emancipation. Or.commit tapeworm seppuku.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Her tapeworm would Sue for emancipation. Or.commit tapeworm seppuku.

Kinda hard without arms.

 

[The Dude]

Kinda hard without arms.

Believe me, if you were in Pixy's intestinal tract you find a way. You'd fucking find a way.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Believe me, if you were in Pixy's intestinal tract you find a way. You'd fucking find a way.

Crawl up to her mouth and get crush/grinded by her teeth?

No, not disgusting enough for Pixy

 

[Saney]

Crawl up to her mouth and get crush/grinded by her teeth?

No, not disgusting enough for Pixy

It'd eat itself.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

It'd eat itself.

But that leads to an Oroboros, something never ending. Let the poor worm out of it's misery.

 

[CatParty]

Need something the size of a tremors worm to make a dent in pixy's diet.