👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[A-Stump]

Pixyteri isn't fat she is my waifu you h8ers need to GTFO

 

[The Fair Lady]

Her high school yearbook photo was an aerial shot.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Pixy is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

 

[LM 697]

I bet she'd can't even poop properly .

 

[CWCissey]

Pixy so fat her belt size is Equator.

 

[The Dude]

Pixy so fat her belt size is Equator.

Pixy's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

 

[Christ-Chan]

pixyteri so fat her BMI is measured in acres

Dad, BMI doesn't work like that. You're drunk, Dad, and it's tearing our family apart.

Anyway, did I share her wish to become a burlesque cosplay dancer? Because she wants to become a burlesque cosplay dancer. Yes, she hated everything that has to do with Japan a few days ago but apparantly dressing in ill-fitting clothes inspired by anime characters is too close to her heart to give up.

 

[The Dude]

Time to post this again.

Zac Brown - Big Fat Bitch (Live and Full):

 

[Mourning Dove]

Pixy's so fat that her cottage cheese thighs are actually made of cottage cheese.

 

[The Dude]

Pixy so fat you can fit twelve midgets in her cooch. It's like a moist, smelly clown car.

 

[c-no]

Pixy so fat that when she went to the beach, people thought she was whale.

 

[CWCissey]

Pixy so fat, Japanese people run away from her screaming 'GOJIRA!' (and that's why she doesn't go to Japan, she's banned ).

 

[Stuff and Things]

She's so fat that she can cause a solar eclipse.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Pixy's so fat that her mooning everyone else is actually the size of the moon.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Pixy is so overweight that finding clothing can be a very stressful situation. Her diet may or may not be high in caloric intake.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

I figured it was just too expensive for her to hire a cargo plane to get there.

 

[Count groudon]

Pixy's so fat the only belt she can wear is an asteroid belt

 

[exball]

Pixy is so fat that everyone is making fat jokes about her.

 

[Optimistic]

Pixy so fat if you wanna have sex you gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

 

[applecat]

Half of the posts in this thread are the equivalent of a guy walking into a room, saying "WAZZUUUUP" and high-fiving himself.