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Pixy would greatly improve her appearance if she wore shorts and skirts that did not end above the knee. Just that one change would be a big boon to her wardrobe and overall appearance.
 
Rio said:
because she still tries to convince herself that she's Japanese and large breasts aren't Japanese-like. Plus they make it harder for her to convincingly dress like a literal pre-schooler I guess.

Also, Japanese alternative fashion brands don't usually make clothes to fit western girls with big boobs. I don't know if that has to do with it though, since she can claim to have A-cups all she likes, but she'll never fit into a btssb dress.
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You just reminded me of a 4chan post back when she had a tumblr where she posted an ad for a pushup bra (Japanese of course) and captioned it with "Or you could have big natural ones like mine." I should have saved it, the tone was obvious jealousy and bitterness.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Pixy would greatly improve her appearance if she wore shorts and skirts that did not end above the knee. Just that one change would be a big boon to her wardrobe and overall appearance.
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Her knees look like someone attacked a Big Mac with a ballpeen hammer and threw it in a tub of large curd cottage cheese.
 
Axiom said:
Geezis Christ, talking about Pixy is like playing Weeaboo Bingo.
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-Uses the word Kawaii unironically
-Eats imported Asian snacks
-Watches anime religiously
-Uses Japanese characters on social media sites
-Uses Photoshop to make skin yellower in photos
-Cosplayer

BINGO! What do I win?
 
Speaking of dating, I haven't been able to read through this entire thread, but has Pixy ever been in a relationship? Even briefly or falsely akin to Chris's various "sweethearts"?
 
Mourning Dove said:
Speaking of dating, I haven't been able to read through this entire thread, but has Pixy ever been in a relationship? Even briefly or falsely akin to Chris's various "sweethearts"?
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As far as I know the only guy she ever dated was a guy a lot younger than her named James.
 
^ Yep, just the one 'James' as far as anyone knows--and a slew of hookups she apparently does so she can feel beautiful and wanted. Which would actually be really sad, if she wasn't such a prime example of entitlement and unwarranted self-importance and general asshattery. It makes it hard to feel sorry for her. Or care. At all.
 
I figured maybe I should contribute with some content:
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(Babymetal are adorable)
 
Pikonic said:
Wait wait, she harshly judges things from Japan?
Does this have to do with the DNA....I can't...my brain is....what?
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Yeah, she now despises everything and anything that has to do with Japan.

She also claims there's a conspiracy of clothing companies shrinking their sizes since her new 4L clothes doesn't fit her.
 
exball said:
As a bonus you get some first date sex with Pixy. :tomgirl:
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Oh fuck YOU Exball! My dick just dropped off! It fucking screamed as it did! I needed my dick, you asshole!

Christ-Chan said:
Yeah, she now despises everything and anything that has to do with Japan.

She also claims there's a conspiracy of clothing companies shrinking their sizes since her new 4L clothes doesn't fit her.
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Clothes don't fit anymore? Maybe she should put that bucket of Colonel's down and go for a jog.
 
The Dude said:
Clothes don't fit anymore? Maybe she should put that bucket of Colonel's down and go for a jog.
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No no no, as she said in her Ebay post selling the garment: "it must be a SMALL because it's sure as hell not 4L!"
It's a Jap conspiracy - wake uuup sheeple!
 
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