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Also I would suggest Pixy to stop with the duckfaces and wash her hair (and other parts of her body). What the hell is up with lolcows and ablutophobia? (fear of good hygiene)
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Just ask Sarah Jessica Parker (who may or may not be a horse).
Given a choice between Pixy, SJP, and the horse I think I'd take the horse.
Maybe autism and unwarranted self importance means you're allergic to a mixture of one part oxygen two parts hydrogen? Like the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Just ask Sarah Jessica Parker (who may or may not be a horse).
Given a choice between Pixy, SJP, and the horse I think I'd take the horse.
Man, I'll let you in on a little secret.
It's probably enough to get me laughed off the forum, but I've come this far now, I may as well continue.
I think Sarah Jessica Parker gets a lot of unfair criticism of her appearance. I don't want to sound vulgar, as I'm aware that there are ladies present, but I totally would.
Seriously, watch Hocus Pocus and tell me you wouldn't.
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Nope! Nope, nope, nope.
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Ha, fair enough. A gay friend of mine once described me as 'deeply, deeply closeted'.
Maybe I just like my women to have chiselled, rugged features.
This is getting quite OT...
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...oh my god, I looked in her Photobucket and she has an album called 'Dream Wishlist' and a sub-album in THAT is titled, 'STUFF THAT MAY NOT FIT'. Why would you put things that won't fit on your wishlist? Apart from her serious denial about her size, she apparently puts stuff she is full aware may not fit on her wishlist! I don't know why this is so freaking funny, it just is.
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The whole Sarah Jessica Parker thing started (As far as I know) with those sketch videos Seth Macfarlane did. Meme loving faggots did what they do best and hanged on to that joke years after it stopped being funny (I don't find it funny myself but whatever). I know it seems like I'm defending Sarah Jessica Parker but I honestly couldn't care less about the bitch, what bothers me its the whole meme culture bullshit that creates unfunny jokes and recycles them over and over. How can someone find memes funny it's beyond me.
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Also, this picture is really really really really weird. I don't know what's going on here, except that her hands look way too tiny for the rest of her body, which in turn looks way too tiny for her head. She looks like one of those 'The Dog' pictures that were super popular a few years ago, the pics of puppies taken with a fish-eye lens so the heads looked huge.
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She doesn't look quite as awful in that picture, actually. I mean, she's still making THAT STUPID FACE but her chin is less noticeable. Of course there's the usual "she shouldn't be dressed like that when she weighs that much", but really overall it's not as terrible as it could be. She really does have some tiny hands, though.
I love the really really obviously fake cat ears there, and how the one is sticking out from her wig in such a way you can tell immediately it's not attached right. Those contacts are kinda freakin me out also.
I love the really really obviously fake cat ears there, and how the one is sticking out from her wig in such a way you can tell immediately it's not attached right. Those contacts are kinda freakin me out also.
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Eesh, I cosplayed as that character last summer. She's trying to look cute and innocent. As you can see, it's not working.
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Also, this picture is really really really really weird. I don't know what's going on here, except that her hands look way too tiny for the rest of her body, which in turn looks way too tiny for her head. She looks like one of those 'The Dog' pictures that were super popular a few years ago, the pics of puppies taken with a fish-eye lens so the heads looked huge.
I try so hard to keep myself from punching the screen when she makes that face.
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Not to sperg, but those "cat ears" are supposed to be horns. I had to wear mine the same way. Putting them on before the wig is WAY too messy.
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I'm yet another short, square-bodied woman who is terrified of looking like PT. Mr. Horse knows her as "that woman I don't want to look like." He swears up and down that I don't, but the whole "face more angular than body, large ribcage, short torso, tiny hands" thing worries me to no end. I've been consuming more veg and going for more walks in an attempt to not walk the Pixy path. I don't want to fall into assuming I'm just better than her because I'm not her, though, you know?
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I agree. I'm 5'1" and overweight (due to medications, but still) as well. Researching Pixyteri makes me want to exercise and eat more produce. I used to be so petite in high school/ early college!
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Oh, they totally look like ears! My bad. Who is she cosplaying? I'm not really on top of all them there animoos.
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^Lucy/Nyu from Elfen Lied.
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