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Axiom said:
But Pixy IS too try-hard. She's basically a caricature herself.
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Yup. And she just keeps getting worse, like her having a meltdown because she's not really Nipponese.
 
Pshaw. I love Pixy. She's hilarious and makes me feel a lot better about my own life choices. And thigh fat. I have a bit less thigh fat.
 
I kind of feel sorry for her because she is built like a square. That cannot be fun. I'm the same height as her so I find myself comparing my sizes to Pixy's a lot, not because I'm looking to be smaller/thinner than her but because it's made me realise what a massive liar she is about her sizes.

I worked out by the maximum measurements for the outfits she admits are too small that she's actually a 16-18 US. There are a ton of cute plus sized clothes out there but she insists on shopping in the kids' department.

I'm admittedly a chubbster, but the measurements she claims to have are very similar to mine, and I'm a US 8-12. There is no way those are her real measurements if the maximum measurements for the clothes she admits are too small are accurate. I know it sucks being short and fat, but there are clothes out there than can help if you can nut up and admit to yourself your real size.
 
Pixy is just a little over five feet, and almost that tall.

Axiom said:
Pshaw. I love Pixy. She's hilarious and makes me feel a lot better about my own life choices. And thigh fat. I have a bit less thigh fat.
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I don't hate Pixy. Hell, I don't truly hate anyone really. But her shitty attitude and personality make me feel OK for giving her a difficult time.
 
For The Internet said:
I kind of feel sorry for her because she is built like a square. That cannot be fun. I'm the same height as her so I find myself comparing my sizes to Pixy's a lot, not because I'm looking to be smaller/thinner than her but because it's made me realise what a massive liar she is about her sizes.

I worked out by the maximum measurements for the outfits she admits are too small that she's actually a 16-18 US. There are a ton of cute plus sized clothes out there but she insists on shopping in the kids' department.

I'm admittedly a chubbster, but the measurements she claims to have are very similar to mine, and I'm a US 8-12. There is no way those are her real measurements if the maximum measurements for the clothes she admits are too small are accurate. I know it sucks being short and fat, but there are clothes out there than can help if you can nut up and admit to yourself your real size.
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To be fair, Bodyline is fairly notorious for having really wonky inaccurate sizes, if that's what you're looking at. I know she gets at least some of her clothing from there because they're one of the cheaper sites and offer sizes above 'Teeny Little Asian Girl'. But you get what you pay for...
 
I got it from a bunch of clothing items for sale in her livejournal. Some of them are bodyline but there's a pretty big variety.

I know she's lying about her general size because she claims her measurements are close to mine but the sizes she claims to wear don't add up. She's definitely lying about her bra size, but I also think part of that is she doesn't get properly fitted.

To be fair, we do not have the same body type. She seems pretty heavy boned and I am fine boned (as a result she carries her weight far better than I do), my chest is bigger and my waist is smaller, so she would probably wear bigger bottoms than me but smaller tops. So it's not an exact comparison or anything, but we're close enough for me to realise something is very wrong with what she's claiming.
 
For The Internet said:
I'm admittedly a chubbster, but the measurements she claims to have are very similar to mine, and I'm a US 8-12.
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Bitch please.

Since when was a size 8-12 fat? I believe Marilyn Monroe was a size 12, she certainly wasn't fat.
 
Marilyn Monroe was no bigger than about a size 10 at her biggest. Her measurements were 36 / 23 / 36 and weighed about 124lbs at her death.
 
No worries. Bullshit urban myths repeated as fact annoy the shit out of me, I wasn't trying to be a jerk. It's just irksome. You (general you) can totally love yourself and be confident and beautiful at whatever size makes you happy, and Marilyn Monroe doesn't have to have been a size sixteen (or whatever) for you to do it.
 
I'm borderline overweight, I'm not saying I'm a massive hambeast or anything. I'm only 4"11-5"0. In addition to being short I have a very small/slender build so any extra weight is extremely noticeable. Pixy has a heavier build than me so weightgain isn't as obvious on her than it is on me.

I'm not exaggerating when I say I'm chubby. It depends a lot on the cut of clothes as to what fits me. I have a skirt that is an AU 8 and fits me perfectly and I have a pair of pants that are an AU 12 and are kind of tight so the sizes aren't a great way to judge how heavy I am.

I actually think Pixy carries her weight fairly well. I carry mine in regrettable places like my neck/face, belly and my arms. She carries it fairly evenly over her torso, and in her thighs/butt. I was just comparing our sizes because we're the same height,, and I haven't seen anyone else who is my height talking about their shape/size compared to what Pixy claims. Because of my experiences it's pretty obvious to me that she's lying about certain things.
 
hm yeah said:
if pixy was a furry would she be an elephant or a duck or a hybrid of both? what kind of noise would she make?
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I think she'd be the hybrid of a hippo and a turkey. The sound she would make would be that a terrible cosplaying weeaboo mixed with a sperging brony. In other words, she'd sound like two lol-cows, perhaps a flock if possible.
 
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