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The Dude said:
I love that you use the word sallow. I'm going through my fifth reading of The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three and there is a minor character that is referred to as "The Sallow Thing." I propose we start referring to Pixy as Sallow Sow. Also, yeah, Pixy is a massive ho-bag. If even one tenth of the freaky sex rumors are to be believed then she shouldn't be wearing white...like EVER. Things like rimjobs, double-teaming, gang bangs, buttsex, bukkake, you name it. Not to mention Pixy is a double-bagger. By this point her vagoo probably looks like an old catcher's mitt that hasn't been oiled in a couple decades.
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DAMN YOU
 
The Dude said:
Things like rimjobs, double-teaming, gang bangs, buttsex, bukkake, you name it.
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If one-tenth of the straight guys out there who whine to have their asses played with, or to screw a woman's, are to be believed, not to mention Cosmopolitan articles, then that's actually one of the commonest Slightly Not Vanilla things to do and isn't really that weird. The upsetting part, if the informant who goes by PT Fucker is telling the truth here, is that she will tongue an unwiped ass. And yet even she, with her revolting personality and strange proportions, is still so far out (sorry, "oot" in this case) of Nick Bate's league it isn't funny.
 
It's not an altogether terrible strategy if you think about it. Showing pictures of Pixyteri makes most other women look like Heidi Klum in comparison.
 
The Dude said:
I love that you use the word sallow. I'm going through my fifth reading of The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three and there is a minor character that is referred to as "The Sallow Thing." I propose we start referring to Pixy as Sallow Sow. Also, yeah, Pixy is a massive ho-bag. If even one tenth of the freaky sex rumors are to be believed then she shouldn't be wearing white...like EVER. Things like rimjobs, double-teaming, gang bangs, buttsex, bukkake, you name it. Not to mention Pixy is a double-bagger. By this point her vagoo probably looks like an old catcher's mitt that hasn't been oiled in a couple decades.
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Well, at least bukkake sounds Japanese, right?

It's like Pocky or kimonos. She has to catch 'em all if it's Japanese
 
The Dude said:
. Also, yeah, Pixy is a massive ho-bag. If even one tenth of the freaky sex rumors are to be believed then she shouldn't be wearing white...like EVER. Things like rimjobs, double-teaming, gang bangs, buttsex, bukkake, you name it. Not to mention Pixy is a double-bagger. By this point her vagoo probably looks like an old catcher's mitt that hasn't been oiled in a couple decades.
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I have to say I'm a little skeptical of these rumors because of this. Most of the things you mentioned: double-teaming, gang-bangs, spit-roasts, bukkake, would involve Pixy and at least one other guy.

Now, she may get laid, but I get the idea that Pixy is the type of girl that, if you were so desperate/horny/lonely/bored that you bought a ticket to Pixy-town, you'd want to slam it out with her real quick and you wouldn't want any of your friends to know about it.

I don't know where these rumors come from, but in my mind, if you say she's into bukkake, that means that somebody stood in a circle with a bunch of other men and beat off to...Pixy?

Yeah, they were so horny that they and another man used...Pixy..as a vessel...?

They and another group of guys were so hot, they all got together and banged...Pixy?

And then told the internet? It just doesn't add up.

I'm not trying to white-knight her by any means, but I don't get why any man would admit to fucking her, period. Let alone, "Oh yeah, me and six other guys jerked off to each other....I mean her...I mean...um...isn't she such a slut lol?"

I'm not denying her attention-whoreosity, but seriously people, would you even let your penis near Pixy, let alone with another man there? Who the fuck would be so desperate they'd all gather 'round a woman like Pixy? I call shenanigans.

Point is: I'm willing to bet she's more of a starfish in bed, and trolls just made that slutty stuff up for lulz.
 
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Optimistic said:
I have to say I'm a little skeptical of these rumors because of this. Most of the things you mentioned: double-teaming, gang-bangs, spit-roasts, bukkake, would involve Pixy and at least one other guy.

Now, she may get laid, but I get the idea that Pixy is the type of girl that, if you were so desperate/horny/lonely/bored that you bought a ticket to Pixy-town, you'd want to slam it out with her real quick and you wouldn't want any of your friends to know about it.

I don't know where these rumors come from, but in my mind, if you say she's into bukkake, that means that somebody stood in a circle with a bunch of other men and beat off to...Pixy?

Yeah, they were so horny that they and another man used...Pixy..as a vessel...?

They and another group of guys were so hot, they all got together and banged...Pixy?

And then told the internet? It just doesn't add up.

I'm not trying to white-knight her by any means, but I don't get why any man would admit to fucking her, period. Let alone, "Oh yeah, me and six other guys jerked off to each other....I mean her...I mean...um...isn't she such a slut lol?"

I'm not denying her attention-whoreosity, but seriously people, would you even let your penis near Pixy, let alone with another man there? Who the fuck would be so desperate they'd all gather 'round a woman like Pixy? I call shenanigans.
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Well...it IS Texas, so...meth?
 
Agreed that it's pretty damn farfetched for ALL the stories to be true, but it's hard to overestimate just how DESPERATE some guys can be. There won't be a lot in any one place, but there are definitely guys--especially young, unattractive, socially retarded ones--who are quite willing to fuck Pixy, even if another guy is involved.

It seems a lot more likely that she's just a huge slut, but with one guy at a time. She's insecure and desperate enough for attention that she'd probably be quite willing to do whatever it took to feel attractive and wanted. She is absolutely ravenous for any validation at all, and it's easiest to get by putting out.
 
Axiom said:
Agreed that it's pretty damn farfetched for ALL the stories to be true, but it's hard to overestimate just how DESPERATE some guys can be. There won't be a lot in any one place, but there are definitely guys--especially young, unattractive, socially retarded ones--who are quite willing to fuck Pixy, even if another guy is involved.

It seems a lot more likely that she's just a huge slut, but with one guy at a time. She's insecure and desperate enough for attention that she'd probably be quite willing to do whatever it took to feel attractive and wanted. She is absolutely ravenous for any validation at all, and it's easiest to get by putting out.
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There is that lucky little birthday boy who gets to take all those pictures of her, so yeah, there are some people who are into (heh) that thang.

There's not really anything wrong with enjoying sex, regardless of gender or orientation, but the "groupie effect" is a slippery slope. When offering your virginity isn't on the table anymore a desperate girl will get -- well -- desperate.

Also, makeup is way more funnesies than just getting a ton of clothes you wear once Japanese women wear makeup too gosh Pixy get your head in the game.
 
Makeup is so totally fun! :D I was really late discovering how much fun makeup can be, which is weird because I was really into art. I'm not very good with it though.

Pixy probably buys into the theory that Japanese chicks don't wear any. Well, with few exceptions, Japanese fashion doesn't involve a lot of really obvious makeup, and Pixy probably isn't aware of the idea of 'subtlety'. She just thinks the SUGOI KAWAII DESUUUUUU Japanese girls are byoo-tee-fulll without makeup, so she is too! Never mind that a lot of them probably have that shit layered in with a butter knife.
 
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