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You know, I got boring brown eyes. They're so dark I'm actually sometimes confused for Asian when I'm tan in the summer (don't ask why, I got a German shield face so people are dumb). I'd kill for eyes blue like hers, they really do pop out and draw attention away from the other flaws from the face.
AND YET THIS BITCH GETS BROWN CONTACTS!
Life isn't fair.

Is it possible to trade eyes with people. Pixy has money to spend to look more Japanese, I want money. I have dark brown eyes, she has blue. Everybody wins.
 
If I recall correctly, Lolitas call that phenomenon "boobloaf."

Also ... no. Just no. Speaking as another oversized lady cosplayer, Pixy has no idea how to dress her body. With properly lifted boobs, some careful tailoring to tuck the clothes in around the ribcage while flaring over the chest, and a bath, she'd look 50% better.

I think it'd be good for her, too. She seems like such a pathologically needy person, and is so focused on her appearance; getting positive reactions IRL might help her pull away from this creepy wannabe-Japanese obsession.

Or it could turn her into a raging ego-monster.
 
Slowboat to China said:
If I recall correctly, Lolitas call that phenomenon "boobloaf."

Also ... no. Just no. Speaking as another oversized lady cosplayer, Pixy has no idea how to dress her body. With properly lifted boobs, some careful tailoring to tuck the clothes in around the ribcage while flaring over the chest, and a bath, she'd look 50% better.

I think it'd be good for her, too. She seems like such a pathologically needy person, and is so focused on her appearance; getting positive reactions IRL might help her pull away from this creepy wannabe-Japanese obsession.

Or it could turn her into a raging ego-monster.
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The latter
 
Is nobody even gonna mention her panties are way too small...
Nobody?
It's gotta be me? Ok.
 
The red ones from the most recent pics look like they're practically cutting off her blood circulation. I can't imagine the hellish frontal wedgie she must get any time she tries to walk in those...
 
She's exceeding the weight limit on that...everything.
 
Axiom said:
The red ones from the most recent pics look like they're practically cutting off her blood circulation. I can't imagine the hellish frontal wedgie she must get any time she tries to walk in those...
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Please, don't make me picture that.
 
So, I'm quite late to the Pixyteri party, but here's something I've noticed about her.

It seems that conversationally, her body has been fully covered :lol:, but I am a bit baffled as to why she doesn't wear any makeup. Like, any makeup, at all. She's never tried the geisha thing from what I've seen, or Ganguro girl, which are two rather iconic Japanese looks from a weeaboo standpoint. I would think she would have latched on to at least one of those looks at some point.

Still if she's not willing or able to cake on that much Halloween store makeup, you'd think at some point she'd have found her way into a Rite Aid for some foundation and black eyeliner. This chick wears literally no makeup. Even the most beautiful models cake their faces for the camera. It's like she is completely unaware of what her face looks like. Oh, guess I just answered my own question there...

Or is it just more of her trying to go for an innocent, fresh-faced look that really just makes you wonder if she really is off to Japan with them bags under her eyes.
 
One, she's never going to be off to Japan and she knows it. Whether she resumes her kimono-wearing ways as a standard-issue weeb instead of one who thinks she's secretly part Japanese, or sells off all her ripped, stained Japanese clothing, she once refused a trip there on someone else's dime. I think deep down she knows she isn't ever going to be a model or idoru or whatever, and she can't stand going there and just being a tourist.

The women of Stamina Rose -- with a few exceptions, it's pretty solidly female -- constantly, constantly wonder why she doesn't just slap on one of the BB (beauty balm) creams that are lightly tinted foundation containing sunscreen and moisturizer. It's a lazy approach to makeup if you're trying to model (albeit a great blessing when running out the door to work), but even that would disguise the eye bags slightly and make her look less sallow. She does seem to have a huge madonna/whore complex going on, where she insists she's a pure maiden who would never stoop to a long list of things done by whatever woman just married her crush, yet is willing to do filthy things in bed because to her, being womanly is doing anything, however degrading, to please a man. Girl ain't just got issues, she's got a couple of subscriptions.
 
Optimistic said:
It seems that conversationally, her body has been fully covered :lol:, but I am a bit baffled as to why she doesn't wear any makeup. Like, any makeup, at all.
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My take on it would be spending money on makeup would mean less money to spend on clothing that is too small for her.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
It's a lazy approach to makeup if you're trying to model (albeit a great blessing when running out the door to work), but even that would disguise the eye bags slightly and make her look less sallow. She does seem to have a huge madonna/whore complex going on.
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I love that you use the word sallow. I'm going through my fifth reading of The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three and there is a minor character that is referred to as "The Sallow Thing." I propose we start referring to Pixy as Sallow Sow. Also, yeah, Pixy is a massive ho-bag. If even one tenth of the freaky sex rumors are to be believed then she shouldn't be wearing white...like EVER. Things like rimjobs, double-teaming, gang bangs, buttsex, bukkake, you name it. Not to mention Pixy is a double-bagger. By this point her vagoo probably looks like an old catcher's mitt that hasn't been oiled in a couple decades.
 
I like how this thread is mostly women criticizing Pixy's sense of fashion. This forum has good diversity.
 
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