👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[Christ-Chan]

She weights more than the drier and I wouldn't have sex with her

 

[Pickle Man]

Doing the same old posse like always, Pixy....

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[CatParty]

she's pissing pancake batter it seems

 

[pickleniggo]

she's pissing pancake batter it seems

I am so mad at you right now because I'm cracking up at work and I can't tell people why.

 

[Cwckifan]

New photos! They make even less sense than Pixy's photos usually make.

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I don't even know.

God Fucking Dammit, Pixy, STOP! JUST. FUCKING. STOP!

 

[littlebiscuits]

What is going on with her fingers? They're so small and dinky! Is it just the angle?

 

[Lil]

Why is she in a crack den? Why is the washing machine's lid up when she's sweeping said crack den? Why haven't I downed that bleach to forget that I'm looking at Pixy in a crack den?

 

[CatParty]

dat washer mold

 

[Axiom]

What is going on with her fingers? They're so small and dinky! Is it just the angle?

Her hands do appear to be disproportionately small. Or her body is disproportionately big. Either-or.

 

[A-Stump]

That laundry room gave her a yeast infection RIP Pixy too soon

 

[Optimistic]

I think she's trying to show what a good, domestic little housewaifu she would be. You can rail her while she does your laundry for you. C'mon guys she's the PERFECT WOMAN!

 

[GV 002]

Pixy so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Definitely a garage, you can see the garage door to the left, and the washer/dryer look to be on a raised cement platform. I've seen these in garages so the car can't accidentally hit the washer/dryer or whatever else might be on the platform.

Also, for fuck's sake Pixy, at least stop doing the moe face. Do something else! Even a frown would look better than your moe face.

 

[A-Stump]

Hold the fuck up

http://www.blurb.com/user/pixyteri

She SELLS this shit? What????

Double posting. Pixy waiting for Hal

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

In the dryer picture it looks like she is very close to having her arm flab hang over her elbows. Do some triceps extensions and tighten that shit up.

Hold the fuck up

http://www.blurb.com/user/pixyteri

She SELLS this shit? What????

So just wearing a generic cheerleader outfit counts as cosplay? I thought you were supposed to be emulating a specific character.

 

[applecat]

I don't know why everyone is so upset about Pixy's new laundry photos. She is finally washing herself in the only container she can fit into.

 

[Liquid Cash]

What is going on with her fingers? They're so small and dinky! Is it just the angle?

i actually cringed... ouch

 

[c-no]

Hold the fuck up

http://www.blurb.com/user/pixyteri

She SELLS this shit? What????

As far as I remember someone saying about how furries have a market for something that many would find creepy, I'm sure that can explain why Pixy sells it. She could have a market of people who find her to be cute or whatever it is she tries to accomplish in her cosplays.

 

[Pikonic]

What is going on with her fingers? They're so small and dinky! Is it just the angle?

If she actually learned to clean a damn floor she might have a man by now.


Bitch point for me.

 

[The Dude]

Doing the same old posse like always, Pixy....

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She looks like a hot butter dispenser in a fucked up fever dream.