👑 Queen Pixyteri - Thread #1

[sea panther]

You guys didn't even post the sexiest photo!

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[BatNapalm]

That Happy Meal pic made me laugh. That last pic made me hurt.

I really want to believe that she was going for something else there but the buttons on her toddler clothes just exploded under the pressure of her myriad fat folds.

 

[butt in trouble]

Is she trying to look sexy while she has a fucking band-aid on?

 

[Surtur]

This thread just...this thread...

 

[Picklechu]

-Dead fish eyes
-Happy Meals
-Ponies
-Claw of fail
-"LEAVE ME ALOOONE!!!"
-Puzzling body language
-*sigh, effort*

That picture is just sad. You have an obese, nearly thirty year-old woman pretending to be a toddler.

 

[Picklechu]

You guys didn't even post the sexiest photo!

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This physically pains me to look at.

Pixy looks like one of those people who goes on Jerry Springer because she was so fat that she had a baby without realizing that she was pregnant.

 

[Descent]

I just realized something. All the photos that have duct taped backgrounds are just barely above her head. She's too lazy to grab a step stool and hang the sheets a bit higher so they don't get in the shot/a easier to edit out.

 

[The Fair Lady]

"Go to hell and stop ruining my life"

We're not doing anything. This is all you, Pixy.

 

[A-Stump]

Take a close look at her knees in that photo. One is bandaged up with blood on the bandage, the other is also all tore up. So, Pixy, what were you doing to get your knees like that?

 

[Lunachu]

Anybody else seeing a resemblance?

 

[The Dude]

Anybody else seeing a resemblance?

Pixy is CRYSTAL!!!

 

[BT 075]

Anybody else seeing a resemblance?

I do. It seems to be a common theme with exceptional individuals. You can see it in their vacant stares, their overall awkwardness and the autism oozing from their every pore.

It's in the eyes. Those dead eyes. Windows to hell.
I know what Chris saw on that bus and it ain't pretty.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Is she trying to look sexy while she has a fucking band-aid on?

The character she's cosplaying has a band-aid. (I actually really like that show. I don't really like anime much, but I do like Bakemonogatari. )

 

[The Dude]

The character she's cosplaying has a band-aid. (I actually really like that show. I don't really like anime much, but I do like Bakemonogatari. )

Pixy is trying to make it "Bukkakemonogatari". *shudder*

 

[John Titor]

Oh jesus she got Bakemonogatari as well.

What she's trying to cosplay:

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What she actually looks like:

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I think this is the first series she's done that's fairly recent.

 

[butt in trouble]

Pixy is CRYSTAL!!!

I actually could see Pixy and CWC getting along. They're both too delusional to realize how annoying the other is.

 

[Optimistic]

-Dead fish eyes
-Happy Meals
-Ponies
-Claw of fail
-"LEAVE ME ALOOONE!!!"
-Puzzling body language
-*sigh, effort*

They are both also NOT FAT! They are THIN!

 

[sea panther]

I actually could see Pixy and CWC getting along. They're both too delusional to realize how annoying the other is.

Chris would probably think PT is a catch, but PT has incredibly high standards for someone who looks as shitty as she does. She wouldn't date Chris in a million years unless he had verifiable Japanese heritiji, looked like her favorite animes, or had a lot of money to throw at her.

 

[Papaya23]

So they made an official video for Avril Lavigne's vocal abomination "Hello Kitty."

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And everyone's up in arms because it's racist against Sanrio or something. But I can't help but think of the Pixyteri version:

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[Seahorses]

So they made an official video for Avril Lavigne's vocal abomination "Hello Kitty."

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

And everyone's up in arms because it's racist against Sanrio or something. But I can't help but think of the Pixyteri version:

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=4xxt6TjdRRg

Wow that guy is better at looking like Pixy than Pixy.