🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Xev said:
People already bust on him and assume he has a non functional penis though
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Yeah I don't see him acting like this because he can't get an erection. My guess he and Scarlett got fucked up and tried to film a scene and Ralph asked her to use a dildo or strap on on him. Once he was sober for 5 seconds realized the footage was on the laptop decided to steal it to stop Scarlett from leaking it. I can't think of anything else that could embarrass him and cause him to act like this, it's fucking Ralph we are talking about here.
 
CarlosDanger said:
Yeah I don't see him acting like this because he can't get an erection. My guess he and Scarlett got fucked up and tried to film a scene and Ralph asked her to use a dildo or strap on on him. Once he was sober for 5 seconds realized the footage was on the laptop decided to steal it to stop Scarlett from leaking it. I can't think of anything else that could embarrass him and cause him to act like this, it's fucking Ralph we are talking about here.
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The fact she hasn't schizobabbled whatever the tea is makes me think it's a nothingburger. She would have zero shame pegging a man so it's not like that leak would be mutually assured destruction. Maybe they committed some sort of felony together but she's so crazy I still think she would have blabbed by now.
 
Normal-Style Human said:
It really is a case of Schrodinger's Gunt: everything Ralph does is simultaneously a W he will boast about and defend or an L he will angrily lash out over. If the big reveal is just "Scarlett fucked other guys" then idk why it's rattling him to this level since she literally posted a video of her blowing a john on twitter around the time of the first trip.

This is a mix of loose details and pure speculation on my part, but the theory I have on what could have happened goes a bit like this:
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I generally subscribe to this speculation. Wrecking the Saab and hurriedly fleeing the country are just too much to be as simple as Scarlett fucking other dudes.
CarlosDanger said:
Yeah I don't see him acting like this because he can't get an erection.
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I disagree. A woman publicly making fun of his ED is probably the most terrifying thing imaginable for him. Ralph prides himself on the virility of the West Memphis Micro, and a woman telling the Internet that his junk don't work good would crush his flimsy ego.
Xev said:
The fact she hasn't schizobabbled whatever the tea is makes me think it's a nothingburger. She would have zero shame pegging a man so it's not like that leak would be mutually assured destruction. Maybe they committed some sort of felony together but she's so crazy I still think she would have blabbed by now.
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Somewhat of a counterpoint, but her maniacally schizobabbling about wanting to go to war with Gabe Hoffman is what upset Ralph. To the point where he was extremely pissy and stated sounding like CWC.

Though it is obviously curious since she hasn't blabbed out all the hot goss with Ralph. My only guess is he's blackmailing her laptop for silence, and she's too much of a moron to understand she ain't ever getting that back. Ralph's probably holding out hope she'll either just forget, or die from an OD before she spills the (pork and) beans.
 
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ROFL. You can see the weird flap of skin from his his Portuguese-modified pigslits, and clearly see the depth of what was caved in.

Ralph getting fucked up in Portugal still has to be one of the most hilarious, long-term effects from Ralph being Ralph in public. It's be one thing if he could hide what happened, but he can't and it's so obvious how much it bothers him.

Even worse, it just to happen on the feature people immediately notice whenever they initially look at someone, and the sunglasses don't help it all. If anything, they make him look even more retarded because people who wear sunglasses indoors are immediately considered retarded universally. Though, Ralph being 5'1 does help him a bit in that regard since you have to look so far down.
 
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That’s from the MLC stream he was on where he announced his ‘breakup’ w/Shartlett. He was trying hard to vibe w/KB and Karmic, full of fake joviality, “it’s good to talk with you brutha” you know, just hanging with the BROS. Then he made this face and started to scream something (probably NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT) and Brennan kicked him, and he wasn’t seen or heard after that. Shartlett stayed on for several more hours, babbling about many things but ralph was not one of them. Ralphie has been radiosilent except for Xitter ever since.
 
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That’s from the MLC stream he was on where he announced his ‘breakup’ w/Shartlett. He was trying hard to vibe w/KB and Karmic, full of fake joviality, “it’s good to talk with you brutha” you know, just hanging with the BROS. Then he made this face and started to scream something (probably NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT) and Brennan kicked him, and he wasn’t seen or heard after that. Shartlett stayed on for several more hours, babbling about many things but ralph was not one of them. Ralphie has been radiosilent except for Xitter ever since.
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He felt the need to add "Host of the Killstream" plus the Killstream logo, while everyone else only displays their name. He's so proud of his shitty little brand. Does he hope to attract new viewers with these appearances? It surely doesn't work, he only gets mocked and ridiculed via superchats.
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He was trying hard to vibe w/KB and Karmic, full of fake joviality, “it’s good to talk with you brutha” you know, just hanging with the BROS.
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Literally the day before he cut a 15 minute promo on Brennan, then 24 hours later he's all buddy buddy with him the little 5'1 snake he is. However since it's the Killstream in 2026 there's no way Kevin saw or heard about it so it's kind of a moot point anyway, Ralph basically streams into the void these days.
 
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That’s from the MLC stream he was on where he announced his ‘breakup’ w/Shartlett. He was trying hard to vibe w/KB and Karmic, full of fake joviality, “it’s good to talk with you brutha” you know, just hanging with the BROS. Then he made this face and started to scream something (probably NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT) and Brennan kicked him, and he wasn’t seen or heard after that. Shartlett stayed on for several more hours, babbling about many things but ralph was not one of them. Ralphie has been radiosilent except for Xitter ever since.
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Did he fly into a sudden piggy rage because the two other guys weren't really invested in him? Ralph keeps finding a new low to sink to
 
ChiribiscoToo said:
Did he fly into a sudden piggy rage because the two other guys weren't really invested in him? Ralph keeps finding a new low to sink to
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I think he was trying to get the channel taken down. That’s his old (and tired) trick: call in, yell NIGGER FAGGOT NIGGER and get it struck for hate speech. Brennan’s too smart to fall for that and just kicked him.
 
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