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Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph is currently talking about going to Cuba (obviously without Scar because the J's won't let her get her passport), if he goes I can't imagine Ralph doesn't either get beaten and robbed worse than he did in Portugal by some starving electricity-deprived Cubans or shot during a US invasion.
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The US government could order a direct nuclear strike on his exact position and he'd wake up wasted and Tweet some inane nonsense. The one benefit of lolcowdom is you are gifted with the luck of the Devil.

He'll go to Cuba, he'll fuck up, there'll be altercations and lots of angry Cuban civilians and officials who are wondering what the fuck and why, then he'll be back in his hovel in Mexico and recount it with all the triumph and sanity of an H.R Giger painting.
 


Scarlett made a quick call in again as Ralph has been seemingly trying to wind the stream down for 2 hours at this point. She suggests Ralph come up to Wisconsin again to meet her mother, Ralph instead suggests Cuba but Scarlett doesn't know where that is. Scarlett however does know Puerto Rico is part of the US, so she's still got some of her valedictorian smarts left.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
Ralph is currently talking about going to Cuba (obviously without Scar because the J's won't let her get her passport), if he goes I can't imagine Ralph doesn't either get beaten and robbed worse than he did in Portugal by some starving electricity-deprived Cubans or shot during a US invasion.
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Didn’t he, Pantsu, and The Artist Formerly Known As CozyRozy.tv go to Cuba only for him to drive away pissed off at who knows what, stranding Pantsuit & baby at their Air B&B with no money having to call Harry or the people who owned the Air B&B to get some money for food?
 
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Didn’t he, Pantsu, and The Artist Formerly Known As CozyRozy.tv go to Cuba only for him to drive away pissed off at who knows what, stranding Pantsuit & baby at their Air B&B with no money having to call Harry or the people who owned the Air B&B to get some money for food?
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Scarlettpost time.

This is a supercut of all Scarlett's appearences today. It goes call 1, call 2, voice message, call 3.



That famous South Florida tourist town Myrtle Beach




Is Josh Moon a child molester? Is it in his lineage?




Steel Toe Clairvoyant Show, live with our woman on the ground in Wisconsin Scarlett Hampton




I don't like Karmic, I like the floor




Don't mention the laptop auction




The Ralphamale is known to have that effect on bishes




Mersh also went through a recently uncovered old speech The Scartist Formerly Known As Delaney gave on Memorial Day when she was in high school link. Here's a clip of that segment because I can't find a copy of the original speech by itself to archive (apparently he, an A-log he knows and MLC all have it)




What I could find though is a Marion school board facebook post from 2014 that says she came 2nd in this speech competition Link Archive

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Check the poor lad at the back, cucked out of sitting next to any of the girls. What is it with Wisconsin males and sitting in the corner?
 
Yesterday, Ralph reclaimed his throne in the sektur with a comeback stream that definitively silenced the haters. It was a tour de force of cinema that features cutting edge investigatory journalism, romance, and several xanny intermissions sprinkled throughout - brief spaces of respite from the no-holds-barred thrill ride that is the keelstream. However, in the midst of all this, he's made an innovation in the right wing streaming genre that stunned even industry veterans like myself. I present to you live, incredibly awkward (but very trad) phone sex.






The second is my favorite. Ralph is firing on all cylinders, wooing her with tales about the fucking of a lifetime, and her cracked out brain is so profoundly damaged that it can only produce nonsequiturs in response.
 
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Scarlett Hampton and Adolwulf, both jannies, are squaring up in Ethan's Rumble chat literally right now and insulting each other and jannying each other every time either one says anything.

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I saved this locally in chat:

AdolwulfWhat are you talking about you cracked out junkie? @Scarletthampton

scarletthamptonBitches dont tell me what to do Adol and you keep barking like you need a master to tell you to stfu

Mopped in <10 seconds.

EDIT: bad resolution but this war is going hot:

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Haru Okumura said:
Scarlett Hampton and Adolwulf, both jannies, are squaring up in Ethan's Rumble chat literally right now and insulting each other and jannying each other every time either one says anything.

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I saved this locally in chat:

AdolwulfWhat are you talking about you cracked out junkie? @Scarletthampton

scarletthamptonBitches dont tell me what to do Adol and you keep barking like you need a master to tell you to stfu

Mopped in <10 seconds.

EDIT: bad resolution but this war is going hot:

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From high school valedictorian with a bright future to a literal human cum dumpster/empty schizoid core canoodling with an obese dude with a bifurcated gunt in less than a decade. Rough!
 
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