🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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God's strongest milkman said:
I gotta say that I really think Ralph's genuine love and care for his animals is his best feature.

Only pussy that never did him wrong! Bish!

He's a nightmare boyfriend, a fucking abysmal father, a terrible son, a cataclysmic coworker, an embarrassing association to have In basically any context, however he does seem to be a decent enough pet owner.

He might the blackest fucking wigger to ever live but he's a white man when it comes to his kitty cats.

Thankfully he didn't learn animal care from his dad who gassed puppies.
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Doesn't one of Ralph's cats have asthma because he smokes so much indoors? I vaguely remember him talking about it on stream not too long ago.
 
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JustStopDude said:
When is the last time Ralph has even bothered to file his taxes? I doubt he wants to open that can of worms.
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After a certain amount of time, it stops being fines and penalties and starts leaning towards tax avoidance/tax evasion charges. Even if you don't make a dime, Uncle Sam wants you to sign on the dotted line that you didn't earn two nickels to rub together.

Even if they don't decide to charge Ralph legally, the fines and penalties he's already facing for not filing are gonna be astronomical. Not quite Alex Jones owing a trillion dollars, but just as life ruining when you're a bummy drug addict hollaring hog who's only revenue stream is a dying live show.
 
Scarlett called into the Killstream, she's definitely in a lovey dovey stage of her mania and Ralph is reciprocative. Ralph wanted to talk about their scene together but Scarlett just wanted to play in the snow and show off her Saab (did you know they don't make them anymore??!?) then she ended the call when she started getting frostbite


I'll put a local archive up later. If she calls in again tonight I'll clip it too.

Edit: 360p archive


 
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God's strongest milkman said:
I gotta say that I really think Ralph's genuine love and care for his animals is his best feature.

Only pussy that never did him wrong! Bish!

He's a nightmare boyfriend, a fucking abysmal father, a terrible son, a cataclysmic coworker, an embarrassing association to have In basically any context, however he does seem to be a decent enough pet owner.

He might the blackest fucking wigger to ever live but he's a white man when it comes to his kitty cats.

Thankfully he didn't learn animal care from his dad who gassed puppies.
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He treats his cats like white trash treat their cats and kids. Leaves them in 100 degree weather with a sand bag and a pile of food. “Theyre alive” is the same crap white trash say about their neglected children “they ain’t dead officer!”.

Those cats suffer and have suffered. Keeping them alive for his enjoyment is what he understands as love.

It’s animal abuse what he does and their kidney and health issues come to Jacks complete lack of surprise. He is so far from a “good pet owner” that he was by comparison an equally good husband.
 
TheTurdReich said:
Hit me with autistic stickers, but all of this is just angles and perspective, porn producers use these angles all the time to make cocks look as big as possible and Scarlett will know how to do this as well I’m sure.

You can easily make a dick look bigger using angles and perspective. Here we see the POV shot and what it actually looks like during intercourse, the pic Ralph posted is close up to the cock and from below, making it look substantially bigger. It’s all perspective. If you watch porn after knowing this it becomes obvious that they use these angles to make cocks look bigger all the time, it will always be a shot right up on it or looking up showing the full length covering the frame. It’s basically just an optical trick. It’s not that complicated and it’s entirely possible it’s the same dick. Now we just gotta see if it looks as big when we get another POV shot like this
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Ralph is not a loving pet owner faggots! Mentally stunted narcissists like Ralph covet their pets because they give them unlimited ego supply and don't talk back. It's usually dogs with men, but I've known many diagnosed NPD's who had cats too, the majority are women.
Ralph does not genuinely love his cats, he only loves that they love him. Don't get it twisted.
 
Ralph cannot love anything, BPDs are evil by default and voids of anything positive. He’s just a funny and low-functioning evil freak.

He’d kill the cats without hesitation if he knew the blood-sacrifice would hurt the families of his enemies.
 
MadStan said:
He treats his cats like white trash treat their cats and kids. Leaves them in 100 degree weather with a sand bag and a pile of food. “Theyre alive” is the same crap white trash say about their neglected children “they ain’t dead officer!”.

Those cats suffer and have suffered. Keeping them alive for his enjoyment is what he understands as love.

It’s animal abuse what he does and their kidney and health issues come to Jacks complete lack of surprise. He is so far from a “good pet owner” that he was by comparison an equally good husband.
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And let’s not forget that he basically killed his elderly dog by giving it the food mountain treatment in his hot gunt shack while on the Cuba trip.
 
Fish Tank Season 5 started up so I'll be focused on that until they get stopped by the police or the season ends (We got a ginger muslim that Null hates, a discord mod, twins that look weird af, a kratom junkie that threatened to leave due to withdrawals, etc.) Ralph is boring af compared to that line up of internet autism.

Will try to just upload random projects I can complete now.


YT Link - https://youtu.be/_LAIV1V3o30
 
Stunner900 said:
Statistically porn actors suffered from sexual abuse as children, which causes them to be hyper sexual, not understanding the proper use of sex. They also usually can’t have developed relationships to the opposite sex due to pair bounding being ruined.
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Scarlett has spoken about how she's into "hot dads", grey hair and extreme age differences before.
There's an unlisted video on her playlist I can't seem to get uploaded here, (it's "Scarlett Hampton & Callie Taylor's Experience Working With Childhood Idol" at the bottom of the list).
Adapted from the transcript:
Host: What was the most fun in a scene that you had, like, maybe in the last year?
Scarlett: Probably getting to work with men [in porn] that I watched when I was a kid.
H: Like who?
S: Like Mick Blue.
H: Oh, like Mick Blue!
S: Yeah.
H: You fangirl out on him before or after?
S: No, I just remember watching him on porn when I was like 14 and I always watched his scenes they were really good.
H: And now I'm in the scene with him!
S: Yeah. it was cool.

Mick Blue is currently 49. He would have been in his late 30s when Scarlett was fourteen.
 
I found that call from Scarlett into his killstream endearing; he has found a female who will speak to him outside of police presence so he is naturally flattered. He better hurry and tie the knot, a quality woman like Scarlett doesn’t sit on the shelf very long. Time to get a flight back and make his case to her. Or perhaps she should go to Mexico for a few weeks and by-the-by do a quick trip to Hunter in Colombia.
 
To sum things up, Ralph's Ws were:
* (Probably) Having sex (with a schizo BLACKED pornstar)
* Eating American fast food (whatever that chicken sandwich place was)
* Free trip? (Assuming he didn't pay Scarlett but I think he likely paid her back and is larping)
* Sick cats are still alive
* Ralph's become more shameless. He still tries to spin things but Old Ralph would've tried buying the mugshot and bodycam footage or moral-fagged harder over it.
* Wedding Bells in Vegas?

Ralph Ls:
* Multiple very unflattering hot mics of Ralph released. Just a few of the things he admits would be the downfall of anyone else.
* Not monetizing enough. 1 $1000 totally real donation stream. It also might've cucked the content if he focused on streaming, but Baked pulled it off with the Sammy Saga.
* Catching a charge. I don't care whether or not he got indecent exposure. We got a mugshot, his weight which is definitely not the 180 he keeps saying, and we got bodycam video.
* His cats are likely not much healthier. I think he said one of them got a kidney infection because it wasn't getting fresh water.
* His address to his keeedz. "You're only here because of me, not your mom". Those 3 or so minutes are probably going to fuck him really hard in family court. That along with not even trying to visit them. After being told he couldn't take pictures of Xander his trips dropped to nothing.
* Scarlett announced Ralph was arrested AGAIN, Ralph got out of custody, was riding high, and within 2 hours blue balled literally everyone and lost all that ground. First he was gonna dox Scarlett's dealer; chickened out. Then Ralph leaked a few texts from Nick. While they made Ralph look insecure, it built momentum that he was going to drop nukes. Alluded to happenings with Dick. Ralph had a bunch of replies telling him to drop what he's got; chickened out.
* Mersh and Kino Casino made a ton of money off Ralph being arrested. They each probably made more than Ralph on his 1 stream following the arrest. Mersh is an overly cautious retard who allowed his girlfriend to eat Ralph's ass because he thought she was a Podawful plant, but he built some goodwill with how he handled the Scarlett voicemail and body cam footage. No drip feeding, just catching up on previous superchats then getting into it.
 
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