🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Every time I fall out of the gunt's orbit, Ralph has some wonderful, wacky misadventure and I'm recaptured by the gravity well.

I'm ok with it. That video was gold.
 
JustSomeDong said:
Every time I fall out of the gunt's orbit, Ralph has some wonderful, wacky misadventure and I'm recaptured by the gravity well.

I'm ok with it. That video was gold.
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It's just nice to see that the ol' hog still has some life left in him. This entire Scarlet saga as been a wonderful breath of fresh air.
 
Welp, now it’s back to the drawing board for ralphie as far as figuring out where he’s gonna live by October when he becomes an illegal immigrant in messico. Tick tock. And it’s about to get hotter than Satan’s asshole in merida and stay that way for the next few months, like to the point where it’s too hot to venture outdoors in the blazing sun during the day. Gonna be a(nother) long hot oppressively humid depressing summer for da Ralphamale. Cheers!
 
Does this mean Ralph doesn't love "mommy Scarlet"? (:_(

To defend Scarlet, everyone saying she most likely has AIDS due to getting out of porn very early in her career after signing contracts with big names in the adult industry.
Whiles this is very likely, after hearing her Yapp-a-doodle-yap I can also see her getting fucking black listed for being an unbearable person to be around holyshit lmao.

Ralph's post-nut clarity has hit him like a train. Hs realizing the kind of woman who gets trains run on her isn't an ideal partner.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Does this mean Ralph doesn't love "mommy Scarlet"? (:_(

To defend Scarlet, everyone saying she most likely has AIDS due to getting out of porn very early in her career after signing contracts with big names in the adult industry.
Whiles this is very likely, after hearing her Yapp-a-doodle-yap I can also see her getting fucking black listed for being an unbearable person to be around holyshit lmao.

Ralph's post-nut clarity has hit him like a train. Hs realizing the kind of woman who gets trains run on her isn't an ideal partner.
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It really must be a culture shock for him after the retarded teenager and the pedophilic trad horse-woman, his previous ideal mates.
 
Scarlett is the best side character in such a long fucking time. If Ralph has to beg her for a ride to the airport so he can retreat to Messico even though he's fucking terrified of her, it would be so funny. :story:
 
This has felt like the first time Ralph has been alone with a woman and it feels like she's not the one in danger. This bitch is going to slaughter that pig.

Frankly she's a much better version of that Erin lady that was orbiting ice Poseidon and also I think Ralph a while ago.

She's stronger in the arts of white trash fu than Ralph is. He think he can intimidate her, bish? Her saab sisters love her and she WILL die in an unholy fireball on the highway.
 
insensitive said:
Do they not still make Saabs? I thought they just shut down their American branch
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GM killed the car brand around 2011 if I remember well. The tools for the 9-3 were sold partially to China. Some scammer tried to sell electric cars with the name but it went nowhere. The military planes (Saab) and trucks (Saab/Scania) are not the same companies.
 
Um... said:
Welp, now it’s back to the drawing board for ralphie as far as figuring out where he’s gonna live by October when he becomes an illegal immigrant in messico.
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Well Mint Salad recently went back on the market and has a history of being involved with unfunny fat men with rage issues
 
Who couldve seen this coming?
Ex porn stars are known to be extremely stable, especially those who youve already had a screaming match with on a livestream!
Ralph and her are made for each other, kindred souls.
 
Ralph is probably in for another airport sleepover given the weather situation currently in Chicago.
 
They need to go live together in person way more often, it's like watching a demented version of The Honeymooners.

BANG, ZOOM, RIGHT TO THE FUCKIN' MOON BISH
 
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