🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Jump said:
Well luckily for Ralph, he doesn't give a fuck.

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I've speculated about this in the past, and other people have speculated on it more recently, but if he's stealing the better, smarter, and much more successful Ralph's identity, it puts spic Ralph in a whole 'nother ballpark of terrible person. How can such a miserable soul even potentially jeopardize Evan's care? Oh, I know! Ralph can't associate anything with his name anymore because of....well... everything he's done.
 
Rage Pig said:
That's some pathetic, creepy desperation right here. "Are you my girlfriend? Are you my girlfriend? Are you my girlfriend? Are you my girlfriend?"
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That's so fucking desperate. So primitive she has no interest but his disordered mind he just wants the dopamine hit of imagining a relationship.

That clip with I hypocrite were he was all smiling not realising that to everyone he comes across pathetic.

He's totally gone.
 
porkWellington said:
I like Podawful but he should sit this one out. This is one of the few times the vast majority of people are laughing with Mersh. If Jesse really cares about money he should step out of his little corner. Kino Casino are dominating his niche while getting whales and regular donos. It's funny, Andy said Podawful was one of his inspirations to do Kino Casino, and Kino Casino's managed to make it more financially viable for two guys than Jesse. The only way Jesse can "win" in this situation is if he manages to get another Save Ralph Festival-tier recording but I don't think Ralph's dumb enough to let himself get had twice.
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I mean never count Ralph out for dumb decisions making bro release revenge porn twice on two different baby Mama's
 
When I hear Scarlett try to bring up Dabbleverse shit it reminds me of when your girlfriend tells you about workplace drama with names of people you have never met and don't know who they are.

This is the Sektur I need drama with Dick, PPP, Cog, Warski, CRP, etc
 
Muppetstudios said:
This is the Sektur I need drama with Dick, PPP, Cog, Warski, CRP, etc
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Sadly I think those days are passed. Dick and Vito are reply guys to US Senators' post about whatever libtard shit they say, Warski and PPP are going after low hanging fruit or wanting to distance themselves from this shit show. Cog is, well, Cog and CBA to do anything meaningful other than milk the small audience he already has. Nobody gives a fuck about Lego streams or body cams. It's quite a grim time in da sektur, brought to you by the grim retards in Grimsby.

Julius Caesar The 187th said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=57k3W5S1wa0

Here's the SIMPSTREAM.
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Want to add that near the end of this, Scarlett calls Ralph her boyfriend.

🚨WE ARE WITNESSING DEMON BABY #3 IN PROGRESS, PEOPLE, RED ALERT! 🚨
 
unironicjudiaism said:
1. Renting an apt would be easier than you'd expect if he chose to live in a back woods shithole a la Appalachia or the equal.
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I'd love him to move into Appalachia, imagine all the new rumors about monster roaming in the wild whenever someone would see him.
Elmo said:
Want to add that near the end of this, Scarlett calls Ralph her boyfriend.
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Nick Rakieta on suicide watch.
 
PrestonHolt said:
I'd love him to move into Appalachia, imagine all the new rumors about monster roaming in the wild whenever someone would see him.

Nick Rakieta on suicide watch.
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Florida has a mythical cryptid called the skunk ape. Its basically a Bigfoot that smells like total shit.

I know we in this thread can create a ralphacryptid name. Crowd sourcing things of this nature is a KF specialty.
 
GaryGray said:
Now at any point she can get her passport overnight if she goes to a federal passport office in either Minneapolis or Chicago. For about twice the cost of a regular passport they will expedite the process if you can present a plane ticket and valid reason. Now given she is a known sex worker that could cause her application to face extra scrutiny. If she does try to get a passport normally go ahead and add two weeks to that service time as they are backed up right now. Even renewals are taking longer than average. This might as well all be make believe because clearly her hooker senses are correctly telling her to never meet Ralph IRL.
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Sorry dude, you don't know what you're talking about. This is just incorrect. A renewal usually takes 4-6 weeks, expedited is 2-3, urgent is maybe less than 2 weeks if you're lucky. To get a passport renewed in 24 hours has to be a literal life and death situation.
 
drammamean said:

She said Ralph is the sexiest guy ever lol

She's actually somehow a bigger disaster than Ralph is.
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Notice it took a random 3 am surprise stream to get her to say this publicly, and apparently 5 hours of private convo before that to get her to go live and say this.

By 3 am Ralph finally wore Scarlett down and convinced her that going along with the “boyfriend Ralph” and a Cancun visit will make them big money! Millions, maybe. Ralph has told her she’s a great actress, very smart, and this is an KS acting job opportunity.

I really really want her to go to Cancun, because it would be a glorious trainwreck but I don’t think it will ever happen. Even if Ralph can beg enough money for a ticket and hotel (hotel rates are at their seasonal peak) room, and follows through on buying the ticket for her, she won’t go.

too fucked up and skittish to go to Mexico. The only intelligence she has shown is her understanding Mexico and Columbia are dangerous places for her to travel to. She also knows for all of Ralph’s reassuring BS, he’s an obsessed creep and she would never want to be forced to spend time alone with him, esp in a foreign country.
 
Wait till she sees him hobbling towards her with his bad leg, shirtless, without the filters, without the fat girl angles, without the hat, without the hoodie, without the sunglasses, without the blank and white filter
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Notice it took a random 3 am surprise stream to get her to say this publicly, and apparently 5 hours of private convo before that to get her to go live and say this.

By 3 am Ralph finally wore Scarlett down and convinced her that going along with the “boyfriend Ralph” and a Cancun visit will make them big money! Millions, maybe. Ralph has told her she’s a great actress, very smart, and this is an KS acting job opportunity.

I really really want her to go to Cancun, because it would be a glorious trainwreck but I don’t think it will ever happen. Even if Ralph can beg enough money for a ticket and hotel (hotel rates are at their seasonal peak) room, and follows through on buying the ticket for her, she won’t go.

too fucked up and skittish to go to Mexico. The only intelligence she has shown is her understanding Mexico and Columbia are dangerous places for her to travel to. She also knows for all of Ralph’s reassuring BS, he’s an obsessed creep and she would never want to be forced to spend time alone with him, esp in a foreign country.
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tbh her biggest problem wouldnt be the mexicans, it would be coexisting with ralph.
 
sufferhorse said:
tbh her biggest problem wouldnt be the mexicans, it would be coexisting with ralph.
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Absolutely and she knows she’d be in a bad spot once she inevitably has to run away from Ralph, and try to hide from him for until her return flight. TBF she could find 100 superior boyfriend candidates in the bars of Cancun at 2 am than Ralph.

Ralph would look particularly pathetic and wretched when among the typical Cancun tourist crowd. Divorced upper-middle class Boomers that own boats and like cocaine seem like Scarlett’s target dating pool. Finding those in Cancun is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Maybe she figures Ralph can buy her a ticket to Cancun so she can find a real boyfriend (one who probably owns a motorcycle and a house in the USA).
 
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