🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is apparently on some guys stream I've never heard of because I've never heard of. It's really weird that I've never heard of any of the people Ralph talks to over the last few years or so. Really makes u think.

Jesus. I click on and and it's already hilarious. The dude's talking about womanly behavior e-girls (secret alog) and Ralph is bragging about having people in his stream in the past to impress this guy. Unfortunately he's not pilled out. He's way more energetic than the normal KILLSTREAM though.

James Edwards is a has-been boomer local AM radio host, it seems he used to hold some clout years ago but nowadays he's relegated to talking about "white issues" in Tennessee to a geriatric audience numbering in the dozens. He and Ralph have been exchanging appearances on each other's shows since 2022, although Edwards has retained his persona of professionality much more handily than Ralph has. Ralph has been on his show four or five times, with his most recent appearance in November when he was an in-studio guest, this was also when he visited his uncle and recorded the video that MWV is suing him for. Ralph seems to hold Edwards in very high esteem, almost as a paternal figure, but it remains to be seen whether the feeling is mutual.

Today's appearance was fucking abysmal, ostensibly Ralph was meant to provide insight into the online grift right movement and the ongoing demographic shift of the "new right.". Edwards asked him a lot of easy, leading questions and Ralph spent the entire time going on tangents talking about himself, to the point that Edwards literally called his wife into the room to get on the mic to answer a question that he had asked Ralph FOUR TIMES without receiving a coherent answer; that is, how and why right wing e-girls get a platform online.

As for Ralph, he seemed sober and was speaking coherently, but he was very scatter-brained and ill-prepared for the topic. Edwards seemed really frustrated the entire time despite his affable on-air demeanor. It was basically a nothingburger and not worth listening to. (If for some reason you do want to hear it, do so here)

Very embarrassing showing from Ralph.

My theory is that Edwards saw Ralph;'s ongoing spiral and had him on as a favour and to pump the brakes. Ralph has said in the past that James has been very supportive of him and has encouraged him to get his shit together, but we all know how Ralph is.

 

[Gif Wizard]

off-topic but the thorpposting is out of control. I witnessed that tranny make like 12 chat messages in a row over 20 minutes discussing things going on in a stream nobody else was watching or cared about. Nobody else was even chatting it was just a schizo thropstream.

@Haru Okumura
HARRRRROOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YEW HOOR

FUCK YEW BISH

Suffah Haru!

 

[30+GameOvers]

Today's appearance was fucking abysmal, ostensibly Ralph was meant to provide insight into the online grift right movement and the ongoing demographic shift of the "new right.". Edwards asked him a lot of easy, leading questions and Ralph spent the entire time going on tangents talking about himself, to the point that Edwards literally called his wife into the room to get on the mic to answer a question that he had asked Ralph FOUR TIMES without receiving a coherent answer; that is, how and why right wing e-girls get a platform online.

As for Ralph, he seemed sober and was speaking coherently, but he was very scatter-brained and ill-prepared for the topic. Edwards seemed really frustrated the entire time despite his affable on-air demeanor. It was basically a nothingburger and not worth listening to.

5 star days, Mersh could only wish he had this much clout

 

[HackerX]

Humans watching a disaster unfold at a safe distance is as old as humanity.

Watching how often Ralph was given guidance, money and advice on how to get out of the burning house, only to take a few steps towards the exit before cracking open a fresh can of gasoline to pour on the fire, makes it compelling narrative, not just a one off disaster. It’s also funny af. Bad things happening to bad people is very satisfying.

My favorite part is Ralph was aware of all the guidance and advice available to him, but all it does is make him angry and emotional. It's actually amazing.

Ralph seems to hold Edwards in very high esteem, almost as a paternal figure,

A paternal figure??? Ya don't say....

Edwards asked him a lot of easy, leading questions and Ralph spent the entire time going on tangents talking about himself, to the point that Edwards literally called his wife into the room to get on the mic to answer a question that he had asked Ralph FOUR TIMES without receiving a coherent answer; that is, how and why right wing e-girls get a platform online.

That tracks. I listened to something like 20 seconds total. The previous conversation (that I didn't hear) involved something along the lines of womanly behavior, which I found hilarious considering it's one of the Ralphamale's top criticisms. Then the guy was asking Ralph for his take on some woman and Clavicular. Ralph immediately went on about how the woman used to come onto his stream, because he's a big shot and all that, but they had a falling out. Ralph unintentionally implied Clavicular also had been on da KILLSTREAM in the same brag because Ralph was so consumed with bragging about how he uses to be be e-famous, LOL.

The guy followed up with trying to have Ralph try to explain e-girls to "70 year old retired homeowners", and then I clicked off because I couldn't care less. I just thought it was funny because I can't help but view all these things, like "womanly behavior", "homeowner", and "e-girls" as 4D jabs at Ralph.

5 star days, Mersh could only wish he had this much clout

I can only hope Scarlett is in cahoots with icedanc3r in some super duper undercover gayop to fuck with Ralph. Hell, she probably isn't, but when this thing goes to shit you just know Scarlett is gonna run to icedanc3r with all the hot goss and share to the world. Can't wait.

 

[Um...]

Ralph seems to hold Edwards in very high esteem, almost as a paternal figure

Ralph declared him to be FAMBLY after that failed trip to Nashville and Memphis (where he drunkenly reinjured his knee and got kicked out of Uncle Ralph’s ‘mansion’ after being told by unc to pay his debts and make something out of his life.) He was so EBULLIENT about that trip (going ‘home’ to Memphis! Reconnecting wif FAMBLY! the big PILOT!) all of which failed miserably.

Last night’s Friday night’s drunkstream was really something. He was slurring heavily, barely able to speak at all. Started out with a monologue about how he is the OG streamer, ‘nobody does what Ah do’ with ‘Yew have NO IDEA’ and ‘Yew don’t unnerstaand’ repeated many times, along with ‘Ah laek Scarlett’ over and over, like a lovesick puppy. Then he called Scarlett (or she called in, idk) and the rest of the stream was them shouting over each other. Ralph says ‘Ah’m coming tew Madison,’ ‘what would yew do if Ah came tew Madison tomorrow?’ ‘Ah’m coming’ and ‘tell me not tew come’ over and over, all of which were ignored by her as she ranted and yelled nonstop. He also hit her with several ‘Ah lub yew’s’ all of which were also ignored. The only thing I could understand from her was calling him an insecure little incel. The rest of the stream was incomprehensible between them yelling over each other and idiots calling in TTS superchats (you’re not clever or funny, you’re a pain in the ass,)

Ralph’s annual bender continues, a month late this year but better late than never.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Am I the only one who thinks how bizarre the assortment of TTS voices he has for donations is? Metokur, Mama JF, CRP, probably other Sektur characters?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph says ‘Ah’m coming tew Madison,’ ‘what would yew do if Ah came tew Madison tomorrow?’ ‘Ah’m coming’ and ‘tell me not tew come’ over and over, all of which were ignored by her as she ranted and yelled nonstop.

He’s hoping that if he just repeats it over and over she will eventually stumble and say “yea sure” or “ok” offhandedly and that means she is in love, wants Ralph to fly to her apartment and move in with her. They will make porn movies that make six figures and make millions streaming too. Scarlett just needs to weakly ascent to his threat of coming to Wisconsin to make it happen.

If Scarlett ever slips and gives the vague impression she agreed to him coming to Wisconsin Ralph will be working the DMs of the few contacts he has left begging for funds to get to Madison which will totally bring back the KS glory and revive the sector from the dead!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Am I the only one who thinks how bizarre the assortment of TTS voices he has for donations is? Metokur, Mama JF, CRP, probably other Sektur characters?

It's not only super annoying but makes no sense considering like 3 people on average actually donate to him a stream if you exclude fake donos.

 

[HackerX]

Am I the only one who thinks how bizarre the assortment of TTS voices he has for donations is? Metokur, Mama JF, CRP, probably other Sektur characters?

It's because Ralph still thinks it's 6 years ago. That everyone will eventually kiss, make up, and join da ebullient KILLSTREAM to make fun of other people instead of him while he rakes in real donos like back in the good ol' days. Same reason he does "ahh made yewww" to people who are currently relatively successful, sometimes exponentially more successful than da KILLSTREAM, even though they haven't engaged with him in years.

He’s hoping that if he just repeats it over and over she will eventually stumble and say “yea sure” or “ok” offhandedly and that means she is in love, wants Ralph to fly to her apartment and move in with her.

That's the sad truth, isn't it? Sad for many, many reasons. Ethan Ralph really is a fucking specimen, LOL.

If Scarlett ever slips and gives the vague impression she agreed to him coming to Wisconsin Ralph will be working the DMs of the few contacts he has left begging for funds to get to Madison which will totally bring back the KS glory and revive the sector from the dead!

I'm not even sure she needs to give a vague impression. IMO, all she has to do is not deny him outright at this point. What's funny is she won't ever do that because she's a crackwhore who clearly enjoys fucking with sad dudes. Now she typically does it for money, but she's trying to integrate herself with people and fucking with Ralph might get some eyes on her who have a bit more e-clout.

On a related note, I'm super curious as to why Ralph made sure to get Hunter and Scarlett on da KILLSTREAM at the same time. I know there's a bit of overlap between their careers (their as in Hunter and Scarlett). Assuming she wasn't an offering to daddy Hunter to let Ralph moob in with him once his residence expires, was Ralph trying to impress her? Or was he trying to impress Hunter? I'm honestly not sure. The only thing Ralph loves more than new mommy figures he can thumb are daddehs, but that's just so bizarre if that's the case. I mean, it's not that far out of character for Ralph to beg for his daddeh's praise and attention. He does it to a Mexican twink faggot who ignores him FFS

It's not only super annoying but makes no sense considering like 3 people on average actually donate to him a stream if you exclude fake donos.

Well he's gotta give the illusion he's got friends.


Apparently Ralph streamed for an hour today that no one noticed, LOL. I kinda want to keep track of his view count for videos because this one is relatively low in comparison to the 3k or so they usually hit.

I'm mostly curious how many views he's buying in addition to live viewers. While I get the idea of trying to build a new audience, has anyone ever done that in Rumble alone? Usually it's people migrating their after getting kicked off another platform while their audience dwindles. So if he's buying views, it's already an uphill battle before you tie in everything else.

 

[Rage Pig]

Apparently Ralph streamed for an hour today that no one noticed, LOL.

He did not.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I don't know who is more out of stream at this point...

Ralph, blowing his dwindled Ameribucks on purely surviving as a basic Mexican Ralphamale, with tortas, street drugs and human trafficked prostitutes. Getting blasted out of his mind constantly to avoid the pain of his trash-fire existence.

Or/

Us, following this complete disaster of a human being, who lit a match and torched every single thing he ever loved to the ground over the smallest of issues -- over and over again -- never learning, just cursed to repeat his misery until his heart beats for the final time.

I liken it to passing a really gnarly accident on the side of the road. You don’t wanna look at it but you gotta and it’s just fascinating.

Plus he’s just such a horrible person.

 

[HackerX]

Tried running through Ralph's stream to look at donos since that's always fun, but it seems that Rumble won't let me view the first 3 hours of the stream.

Firstly, c'mon Ralph. If you're gonna fake da goal bar at least make the numbers match.


Somehow $127 turns into $137 after a $5 dono. Also, lol. Rob again. I think Ralph uses that one when he wants to pull something up on stream.


Idk how $137 turns into $153 from a $10, but it seems like a very legitimate dono.

I tried skimming through to see if there was a dono he missed or something, but I didn't see any ebidence that was the case. Not that I looked overly hard though. Also, I caught at least one instance of the Ralphapatented 'da goal raising without a dono'. Again, skimmed through and saw no reason or mention for why it happened.

It's all just pure LOL layered on unadulterated sad. Then ofc you layer on how he'll go hours with no donations before a random storm of donos while he's clearly glued to his phone. Can't forget da famous $50+ dono to save da goal either. It's one thing to fake donations, but to care so little that you can't even keep up the illusion it's legitimate is something else. At that point, why bother? Ralph knows it's fake. Da alogs know it's fake. Ralph knows da alogs know it's fake. Why continue the charade???

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He did not.
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I don't know how many of you guys follow Onlyusemeblade he's this 300lb alcoholic with diabetic foot rot from Seattle that was a popular Call of duty Youtube 15 years ago that now takes shots of Jägermeister on stream for 5 dollar tips in his elderly, dying mothers spare room that he pisses himself in while drunk. That's where I see Ralph a year from now. I think he will reach a point where he can no longer keep up the facade of fake tips saving the day and he's going to get so behind on his rent for his tin shack he will drop the act and do whatever it takes to get that money.

 

[HackerX]

Okay, I'm convinced Ralph had a stroke or something.

Eyes workin' good toobz

$181 become $196 with a $5 dono. (Also very real donator btw.) I'm skipping back and forth in 15 second intervals while occasionally letting it play for a few seconds to see if donos are coming/going in those 15 second gaps, but I'm seeing nothing. I could be crazy and just not catching da real donos, but either Ralph gives even less fucks about da goal being real (well, less than usual) or he's suffering from brain damage. I'm not really sure, but this is at least the 3rd time he's done this in the last 4 hours.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You just don't understand ralphamath bish.

 

[Rage Pig]

he's suffering from brain damage.

Yes. Also had to stream for ten and a half hours to barely hit da goal, fake donos and miscalculations included.

5 star days.

 

[HackerX]

Yes. Also had to stream for ten and a half hours to barely hit da goal, fake donos and miscalculations included.
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5 star days.

I'm not confident he's hitting $75 regularly at this point' and he doesn't exactly have anything to look forward to that'd serve a life raft outside of getting blasted on stream for donos. Ralph has flown past embarrassing and pathetic to firmly land in sad.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

I don't know how many of you guys follow Onlyusemeblade he's this 300lb alcoholic with diabetic foot rot from Seattle that was a popular Call of duty Youtube 15 years ago that now takes shots of Jägermeister on stream for 5 dollar tips in his elderly, dying mothers spare room that he pisses himself in while drunk. That's where I see Ralph a year from now. I think he will reach a point where he can no longer keep up the facade of fake tips saving the day and he's going to get so behind on his rent for his tin shack he will drop the act and do whatever it takes to get that money.
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It would be so kino if Ralph had a drunken New Year stream at a hotel and got kicked out for yelling the n word a hundred times as cops were throwing his ass out

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

his elderly, dying mothers spare room

ralph wishes he had this option.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

his elderly, dying mothers spare room

ralph wishes he had this option.

Living in an Elderly dying mother’s spare room was the Ralphamale lifestyle until his mid-30’s after all.