🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph is sitting at 2.1k viewers right now. They're very organic and he definitely didn't buy them impress the special guest that I'm sure someone has heard of.
 
Ralph is 5 hours in and sitting at $99, with da goal reduced to $150. Kinda weird how his viewers sextupled, but da donos didn't. Rly makes u think.
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Ralph received two donos during the interview. I guess he was a bit preoccupied during that time to fake any.

Also, typing this received a few very real and legitimate donos to hit $124. Will be hit da goal??? Will da streak continue???
 
Today's show was boring nontent. Ralph claimed he had "eight or nine" shots back to back right before starting Tuesday's stream, blacked out, and doesn't remember any of it.

He was aloof regarding Scarlett, referred to her as his "friend," and said other than that, their relationship is nobody else's business. He also justified that at least he's simping after a real 3D woman, unlike the aylawg virgins at the Karen Farms.

He also has since pledged that his drunken meltdown was a momentary lapse and reaffirmed his intention to provide the most boring show imaginable by continuing to broadcast himself staring at his computer screen while videos about Candace Owens and geopolitical news from a week ago play in the corner.

He did, however, find time to suck Nick Rekieta's dick and gloat about the recent loss in court regarding the release of the bodycam footage. This was in between threatening to beat up women who bullied him on xitter and talking about Null's autistic broken penis.
 
Pale Empress said:
Today's show was boring nontent. Ralph claimed he had "eight or nine" shots back to back right before starting Tuesday's stream, blacked out, and doesn't remember any of it.

He was aloof regarding Scarlett, referred to her as his "friend," and said other than that, their relationship is nobody else's business. He also justified that at least he's simping after a real 3D woman, unlike the aylawg virgins at the Karen Farms.

He also has since pledged that his drunken meltdown was a momentary lapse and reaffirmed his intention to provide the most boring show imaginable by continuing to broadcast himself staring at his computer screen while videos about Candace Owens and geopolitical news from a week ago play in the corner.

He did, however, find time to suck Nick Rekieta's dick and gloat about the recent loss in court regarding the release of the bodycam footage. This was in between threatening to beat up women who bullied him on xitter and talking about Null's autistic broken penis.
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So the moral of the story is.......he's addicted to the smell of black cock on the unwashed vagina of this porn star while I have allegedly no sexual encounters according to a man with a cock the size of a AAA battery

Im okay with that belive it or not
 
unironicjudiaism said:
So the moral of the story is.......he's addicted to the smell of black cock on the unwashed vagina of this porn star while I have allegedly no sexual encounters according to a man with a cock the size of a AAA battery

Im okay with that belive it or not
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Actually he's addicted to what he imagines the smell of black cock on the unwashed vagina of a porn star to be, because he can't afford a flight to Wisconsin or the going rate to have sex with her.

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Pale Empress said:
Actually he's addicted to what he imagines the smell of black cock on the unwashed vagina of a porn star to be, because he can't afford a flight to Wisconsin or the going rate to have sex with her.

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Lol, he really thought he had a chance with her when he did his little seggsi boi posing on the 9 shots stream. At one point you can hear him saying that they could make millions together, he may have imagined himself to be her pimp or something. The unbridgeable abyss between his self image and the actual ugly piggy is the most baffling of his traits.
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
This needs to happen. The kino would be magnificent.
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Pale Empress said:
Today's show was boring nontent. Ralph claimed he had "eight or nine" shots back to back right before starting Tuesday's stream, blacked out, and doesn't remember any of it.

He was aloof regarding Scarlett, referred to her as his "friend," and said other than that, their relationship is nobody else's business. He also justified that at least he's simping after a real 3D woman, unlike the aylawg virgins at the Karen Farms.

He also has since pledged that his drunken meltdown was a momentary lapse and reaffirmed his intention to provide the most boring show imaginable by continuing to broadcast himself staring at his computer screen while videos about Candace Owens and geopolitical news from a week ago play in the corner.

He did, however, find time to suck Nick Rekieta's dick and gloat about the recent loss in court regarding the release of the bodycam footage. This was in between threatening to beat up women who bullied him on xitter and talking about Null's autistic broken penis.
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So hes back on riding nulls broke dick again...gunnty really wants it
 
this sober bullshit has me fucked up. he took 8 shots back to back and no one called him out on having enough booze in his house to achieve it?.


this also confirms one of my theories from last year.


he has been microdosing booze and pills in an effort to control/hide his vices from the audience. but sometimes he messes up.


this is why he starts the shoah super sloppy but 'sobers up' as it goes on,


this is the equivalent of the gang having to drink mouthwash in order to keep the alchy shakes away in Always Sunny
 
Pale Empress said:
Actually he's addicted to what he imagines the smell of black cock on the unwashed vagina of a porn star to be, because he can't afford a flight to Wisconsin or the going rate to have sex with her.

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You know far be it to from me to be judgemental.....this woman makes 1200 to make some lonely chud empty his genetics probably rather fast and makes Hella bank?

I gotta say its not my cup of tea but but Bravo methany. No wonder you can sustain that level of euphoric high.
 
Pale Empress said:
Actually he's addicted to what he imagines the smell of black cock on the unwashed vagina of a porn star to be, because he can't afford a flight to Wisconsin or the going rate to have sex with her.

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Ralph needs to have “Sex with Scarlett” fundraiser. He needs $1k for Scarlett, $600 for flights, $400 for cheap hotel for two nights, fast food and booze. $2k goal.
sufferhorse said:
this sober bullshit has me fucked up. he took 8 shots back to back and no one called him out on having enough booze in his house to achieve it?.


this also confirms one of my theories from last year.


he has been microdosing booze and pills in an effort to control/hide his vices from the audience. but sometimes he messes up.
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Everyone knows Ralph has never been sober so nobody calls out anything because nobody believes he’s sober to start with.

Ralph’s only goal is to not be obviously sloppy drunk on stream and keep to Xanax useage low enough that he doesn’t take too many naps while streaming.

It is amusing that there is anyone trying to prop up the fiction of Ralph’s sobriety, as if booze is the only thing holding him back from fame and fortune.
 
Rage Pig said:
he really thought he had a chance with her when he did his little seggsi boi posing
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Oh most definitely.
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He was lost in a happy daydream thinking about his ‘new gurlfrend’ and their life together, and all the MILLIONS they’d make when they teamed up. He would have hopped on the next flight to Madison WI if she had given him a single shred of hope.
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Alas, now he’ll have to go back to lurking on Mersh’s SM, sniffing out the next female to glom onto.

I want to know how many times he told her ‘Uh LUB YEW.’ @Null can you interview her on MATI? She’d do it. I want all the details about ethan ralph’s love bombing.
 
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