🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Rage Pig said:
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I'm too sexy for my bar, my little xannie bar
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
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The funniest part about this to me is just how sexy Ralph thinks he is, he really sees himself as a real Don Juan
 
Xerxes_Kang_Of_Kangz said:
The funniest part about this to me is just how sexy Ralph thinks he is, he really sees himself as a real Don Juan
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Genuine woman moment. It can't be said enough. Ralph thinks it's just the alogs aloggin' him, but no. It's really not. He has so many feminine tendencies it's actually insane. With this and his obsession with buttholes, the most logical and unironic conclusion is that he's a closeted homosexual. Off the top of my head, there are two explanations for this behavior:

1) Single mother. I'm not sure how old Ralph was when Sandra and Ronnie split. I honestly don't think it happened before middle school, but Ralph's womanly behavior has all the hallmarks of being raised by a single mother. Even when they were together, you'd imagine Ronnie was busy with having psychotic episodes and all that fun stuff. (Of which Ralph would also inherit!)

2) Ronnie diddled Ralph more than we know. That would explain a hell of a lot more than just why Ralph is so feminine, but you can't help but speculate. It'd also point A LOT of fingers why Ralph's go-to holler whenever he's feuding on a woman's behalf. (e.g. some parental figure he's hollerin' at either diddled then or is related to someone who diddled them.)

Note: There are definitely more than two, but those are the ones that jump out at me.
 
HackerX said:
Genuine woman moment. It can't be said enough. Ralph thinks it's just the alogs aloggin' him, but no. It's really not. He has so many feminine tendencies it's actually insane. With this and his obsession with buttholes, the most logical and unironic conclusion is that he's a closeted homosexual.
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I keep saying if he was born a decade or so later he’d have already hopped on the troon train and trooned out. Other than not understanding anime he has a lot of their tendencies like doing drugs and being obsessed with porn. Can you imagine a childhood of Ralph growing up around easy access to porn during his developmental years instead of soap operas with mom and wrestle wrestle?
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I keep saying if he was born a decade or so later he’d have already hopped on the troon train and trooned out.
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He would be a fat little midget even for a woman. He might even pass as a grotesquely ugly short little midget woman, or at least confuse people as to what he was.
MadStan said:
Ethan, if you are going to practice expressions in your camera, I'd work on that one you'll be using the most - rejection.
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Damn William H. Macy is looking rough. Hope that's just for the role.
 
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AnOminous said:
He would be a fat little midget even for a woman. He might even pass as a grotesquely ugly short little midget woman, or at least confuse people as to what he was.
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He definitely did when he had blue hair, Minnesota would probably let him back in if he showed up looking like that.

Let's all be thankful Ralph isn't a woman. Ralphina would have twice as many kids and have a Beauty Parlor thread instead.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
He definitely did when he had blue hair, Minnesota would probably let him back in if he showed up looking like that.

Let's all be thankful Ralph isn't a woman. Ralphina would have twice as many kids and have a Beauty Parlor thread instead.
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Scarlett is two-timing poor ralphy. She was on Stuttering John’s livestream earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/live/HHbnC1U6b6s?si=8EjqkaTIdiYTWy6n

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HHbnC1U6b6s
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It’s appropriate. Ralph is like SJ for millennials, but with far far less mid-career success than SJ.

Scarlett seems to be going round to all the targets of the DV now that she has been cast out from their online retard clubhouse. Imagine being too stupid and irritating for the DV.

I really hope Ralph scrapes up enough money to show up at her door in Feb declaring his undying love, admiration and how important it is to him to truly pleasure a woman.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I really hope Ralph scrapes up enough money to show up at her door in Feb declaring his undying love, admiration and how important it is to him to truly pleasure a woman.
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This ratchet bitch has had every orifice blown out by 12" black dicks. I imagine the Memphis Micro™ is going to be like a toothpick thrown down a well.
 
HackerX said:
Ruh roh. She was supposed to join da KEELSTREAM today and Ralph hasn't made a blip in 10 hours. If yesterday wasn't the Ralphamale's patented "planned relapse", the Ralphamale's classic 'January spiral' might be on da Ralphamenu.
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At some point he deleted the xeet advertising her coming onto the show. It's the only sign of life from Ralph all day today.
 
Pale Empress said:
At some point he deleted the xeet advertising her coming onto the show. It's the only sign of life from Ralph all day today.
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It's almost certain he's been moping around in a pilled out, drunken stupor all day. Isn't it?

You figure he'd have learned by now that maybe he shouldn't immediately xeet like lovesick puppy over a woman he's trying to glom onto. Women whom he barely knows, have barely interacted with him for more than a few days, and never even met in person. But nope. Kinda weird considering he has pussy lined up around the block and all that.
 
Pale Empress said:
At some point he deleted the xeet advertising her coming onto the show. It's the only sign of life from Ralph all day today.
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How many DM’s would you guess Ralph has sent her in the last 24 hours? 30? 60? 129?

Imagine being such an obsessive psycho you manage to scare off a BPD drug addicted, former porn star in the US Midwest all the way from Mexico? This codependent trainwreck woman has met many, many creepy psycho men but Ethan Ralph managed to creep her out in just a few days. Impressive.

I think it was his kissy, winky face pantomime had a lot to do with it. It would make any woman drier than the Bonneville salt flats.
 
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