🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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He did an all-time classic again. Streamed 6 hours 46 minutes and miraculously exactly hit his reduced $175 goal.
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If that wasn't a glorious return to his best days! But it gets even better. He had a super secret special surprise guest.
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He's not only a gifted writer, but also a great visual artist. Just look at this stunning picture, he must've worked for hours to produce something so beautiful.
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I love the Ralphamale logic here. "All women are dumb whores who exist to be fucked by the Memphis micro but also I'm going to bring on said dumb whores to my show to fill dead air because nodding out to CNN isn't cutting it." Can't even stay consistent on his woman hating. SAD!
 
I scrolled through the video and I got the sense she was there wayyyyy more because of Hunter than Ralph, which makes a lot of sense. Same industry and all that. She seems like she's intimately familiar and fine with his very obvious skeevyness. Ralph was definitely not aware he's the third wheel. Where else can you watch open negotiations between literal who porn people but da KEELSTREAM.
Hunter isn’t interested in hosting the broke ass GuntLeech in Columbia unless he brings something of value to the table. Ralph is pretending he can arrange a legit porn star for Hunter’s third world production outfit.

God knows how many desperate DM’s Ralph sent out to various e-whores on the fringes of right wing circles trying to find one game to talk to his good buddy Hunter. Ralph was giddy he finally tricked one into coming on his show with Hunter, he was so darn proud of himself. Now Hunter will believe he has clout!

Hunter cant afford Scarlett’s fees and travel. It’s why he does porn in Columbia, it’s dirt cheap. Scarlett, otoh, would like to get out of porn and make money doing a podcast or find a sugar daddy/ husband. Being a whore has a short shelf life and her meth habit hasn’t helped prolong it. She agreed to go on Ralph’s show because she wants to be a podcaster.

She kept dropping references aimed at luring a Gen X hipster type sugar daddy audience. (She drives stick! Charles Bukowski! Harold & Maude! Loves vintage cars. Etc..) so they sailed over Ralph and Hunter’s heads. Scarlett also dropped hints about sucking the dicks of various men with actual jobs in politics or entertainment industry that can afford her fees. Maybe she figures she can do a podcast to find sugar daddies aged 40-60 with money to burn.

None of it will work out because Ralph cannot help (only hurt) her podcast aspirations and she doesn’t want to do porn for cheap to help Hunter’s shady third world production outfit. She may be dumb but even she’s not stupid enough to trust going to Columbia with broke e-grifter and third world pimp. Ralph might be thrilled to sleep on the cuck couch, but she would not be.
 
Yep. Ralph to Hunter the teen porn king: ā€˜ah really have to get down tew Colombia soon.’ Hunter: crickets. lol
Also this low-view pile of caca (2.6K total viewers) is one more example of what a bad influence this scumbag would be on a small child, and yet another reason his visitation rights should be terminated, should Faith want to add it to the list of evidence.
I love how he says "I haffta" as if he has some obligation that's keeping him other than the real reason of not being able to afford it and not invited.
 
I love how he says "I haffta" as if he has some obligation that's keeping him other than the real reason of not being able to afford it and not invited.
I always love how obviously and publicly Ralph always tries to invite himself over to his daddeh 's house. He did that shit all the time with Dick by making sure to xeet how he was driving through LA and that they should link up, with Dick barely, if ever, acknowledging it. It's a bit harder to do that with Hunter since the only convenience is Ralph lives at the bottom of Mexico, but by God that was his intent when he mentioned it.
 
I love how he says "I haffta" as if he has some obligation that's keeping him other than the real reason of not being able to afford it and not invited.
Hey, Ralph is trying to fit Hunter into his busy social calendar. He will drop by the next time he’s on his way to Rio. Afterall, Ralph has to fill the void left losing his four hour once a month, supervised visit with his sun. Why not spend that precious free time with a coked out pimp in Columbia?

The bigger question is why doesn’t Ralph have the illustrious Joe Francis, of GGW fame, on the keelstream? Francis is right there in Mexico hiding out from extradition and lawsuits. Interviewing failed revenge pornographers hiding out in the third world seems like a perfect fit for the KS. Also, more interesting than Ralph Xanax napping during Fox News live.
 
ā€œSuper Secret Surprise Guestā€ was so wasted she couldn’t keep her eyes open and slurring even worse than ralph
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and how about that top quality Colombian portion of the stream? That’s some riveting content right there.
 
ā€œSuper Secret Surprise Guestā€ was so wasted she couldn’t keep her eyes open and slurring even worse than ralph
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and how about that top quality Colombian portion of the stream? That’s some riveting content right there.
I punished myself by watching more.

After Hunter left Ralph went on to conduct a predictably creepy, gross, depressing interview with this sad drugged out girl. She apparently was used, abused and blocked by Dabbleverse retards so Ralph has jumped in. Ralph heard she was willing to fuck some Dabbleverse retard so he’s very eager. She has no idea who Ralph is, she thinks DV ppl watch him so this is her attempt to get their attention again, and at points she forgot she was supposed to be on a ā€œshowā€ and not just on a call with Ralph.

The tl;dr is she used to do porn and hopes her next career move is the Dabbleverse. Probably because it’s infested with dumb 35-55 year old sad male retards, which is her fanbase demo. She wanted to the next Hackmania but they ghosted her. Some really sad shit. An hour of two low IQ low life’s blabbering over top of each other. Ralph’s desperate fake laughs and her singing.

Ralph is definitely sniffing around the Dabbleverse rejects like a starving parasite. First Daggerpuss and now this chick. However this chick will not let Ralph visit or move into her apartment in the Midwest.

Ralph also said the only thing he’s proud of is fucking bitches and he almost did a porn with Hunter. She proceeds to say she would support porn being banned. Lmao.

She only wanted to talk about Karmic and Ralph kept trying to tell her how important it was to him to make girls cum. Ralph has to tell this to every woman on his show to make them as uncomfortable as much as possible. He really thinks this is a winning line of convo for the ladies. I had to nope out here because it’s all just gross Gunt sex talk
 
I punished myself by watching more.

After Hunter left Ralph went on to conduct a predictably creepy, gross, depressing interview with this sad drugged out girl. She apparently was used, abused and blocked by Dabbleverse retards so Ralph has jumped in. Ralph heard she was willing to fuck some Dabbleverse retard so he’s very eager. She has no idea who Ralph is, she thinks DV ppl watch him so this is her attempt to get their attention again, and at points she forgot she was supposed to be on a ā€œshowā€ and not just on a call with Ralph.

The tl;dr is she used to do porn and hopes her next career move is the Dabbleverse. Probably because it’s infested with dumb 35-55 year old sad male retards, which is her fanbase demo. She wanted to the next Hackmania but they ghosted her. Some really sad shit. An hour of two low IQ low life’s blabbering over top of each other. Ralph’s desperate fake laughs and her singing.

Ralph is definitely sniffing around the Dabbleverse rejects like a starving parasite. First Daggerpuss and now this chick. However this chick will not let Ralph visit or move into her apartment in the Midwest.

Ralph also said the only thing he’s proud of is fucking bitches and he almost did a porn with Hunter. She proceeds to say she would support porn being banned. Lmao.

She only wanted to talk about Karmic and Ralph kept trying to tell her how important it was to him to make girls cum. Ralph has to tell this to every woman on his show to make them as uncomfortable as much as possible. He really thinks this is a winning line of convo for the ladies. I had to nope out here because it’s all just gross Gunt sex talk
Its probably a more respectable job to sell your body and get fucked for money than to be another dabbleverse diddler.
 
Seriously? He’s telling people that Hunter the teen porn king wanted to do a porno with his lumpy bloated bobble-headed carcass in it?
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lol and lmao
Oh he’s been claiming that for awhile. His entire reason for supposedly going to visit Hunter was some porn stunt involving Ralph. Hunter seemed to think Ralph was e-famous but then got a big reality check when his broke ass showed up to stream to 15 ppl and sleep on his couch for three days.

I think Ralph convinced Hunter he was a fellow famous revenge pornographer and they could team up on some projects, both being online celebrities and everything.

So Hunter got tricked into hosting Ralphaleech on his sofa. The only way he has Ralph back is if Ralph can bring a e-whore with him to participate in Hunter’s content production and/or Ralph has $5k to spend on entertainment.
The quintessental "ugly bastard" trope, Ralph can corner the market on that.
I’m sure Hunter figured there was a Ron Jeremy humiliation angle he could use with Ralph until he actually saw him IRL. Not only is Ralph shorter than Jeremy he has a Memphis micro. This got Hunter pissed off enough Ralph cowered in fear the first 24 hours before becoming a permanent fixture on the sofa. The only way Ralph gets to return is if he brings a woman for Hunter to film gratis.
 
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