🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Rage Pig said:
He loves rattling his tin cup so much that he's now streaming 10 hours per day.
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Definitely noticing a pattern here. 3rd 10 hour stream in a row.
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There is a fat gypsy bum woman sitting in front of a supermarket in my neighborhood begging for money. She would never sit there for 10 hours and still makes more money than this sad creature.
 
Rage Pig said:
Definitely noticing a pattern here. 3rd 10 hour stream in a row.
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There is a fat gypsy bum woman sitting in front of a supermarket in my neighborhood begging for money. She would never sit there for 10 hours and still makes more money than this sad creature.
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And she wouldn't put $5 in her own cup multiple times a day and go "thanks jdanksrespecter"
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
And she wouldn't put $5 in her own cup multiple times a day and go "thanks jdanksrespecter"
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What? You're saying she doesn't fill the cup up to the brim herself before she starts shaking it around at people yelling about loose change? Doing that would be retarded.

I mean, who'd think it's a good idea to hoot and holler over hitting da goal? Via very organic and totally real, daily donations comprising 50% of da goal, to make it a point to every they don't need to donate because he hits da goal every single time? Only a retard would do something like that if yewww wanna know da troof about it.
 
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Rage Pig said:
There is a fat gypsy bum woman sitting in front of a supermarket in my neighborhood begging for money. She would never sit there for 10 hours and still makes more money than this sad creature.
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Her name is Etania Ralfoglu, she's an internet legend in rumania if you want to know the truth about it, bish.
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Grim. The start of the year is usually his break out period. If he’s this boring in the first 2 weeks of the new year… it’s not looking good for the Ralphamale
 
Blue Gunty said:
No donation bar today. Is he finally done pretending he’s hitting the goal?
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1:30 or 2 tmrw, doing a full show.

He’s calling this a “bonus show.” Sounds bar’d out.

Sorry poopin can’t clip.

Edit: he’s saying it’s not a real show / doesn’t count. He sounds fucked up. He’s gotta Onlyusemeblade maxx IMO. I’d start throwing him a couple shekels. Like go downtown and start calling buff Mexicans pendejos and the donos will roll in.
 
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Ralph's begging reminds me of the Starbucks staff that stuff a $5 bill into the tip jar so you feel cheap when you throw them a buck. In Ralphs case, he sticks in a $50 bill.
 
Blue Gunty said:
No donation bar today. Is he finally done pretending he’s hitting the goal?
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I thought you said he was streaming today? He only did 5 hours. I was going to join guntchat for a bit while watching.

Watching the last few minutes of watching someone reading the Farms about Turkey Tom, sounds slurred and tired. He's hanging with his cats and doing errands so he's ending early. Something about grunt work (lol) on his background. He's trying to get back on a schedule and put in da werk to get back into it, may do a full show tomorrow maybe, it's a bonus show today if you want to know da troof about it. He's going to have 25 keelstreams this month and dats da goallll!!!!! Freestyle baby!
 
MadStan said:
Ralph's begging reminds me of the Starbucks staff that stuff a $5 bill into the tip jar so you feel cheap when you throw them a buck. In Ralphs case, he sticks in a $50 bill.
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The point of superberries is ostensibly getting senpai to notice you by injecting your hot takes into the show and interacting with the discourse. The problem with Ralph is there is no discourse to be had. The only thing he has to offer is low energy mumbling and non-commital platitudes that just barely have anything to do with whatever it is he's watching at the moment (which appears to be geopolitics still, how boring). Otherwise he's squealing and wiggling to Lynyrd Skynyrd or some niggo cloud rap.
He doesn't even let the hate donos linger anymore.

He doesn't inspire an overwhelming feeling of charity.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I thought you said he was streaming today? He only did 5 hours. I was going to join guntchat for a bit while watching.

Watching the last few minutes of watching someone reading the Farms about Turkey Tom, sounds slurred and tired. He's hanging with his cats and doing errands so he's ending early. Something about grunt work (lol) on his background. He's trying to get back on a schedule and put in da werk to get back into it, may do a full show tomorrow maybe, it's a bonus show today if you want to know da troof about it. He's going to have 25 keelstreams this month and dats da goallll!!!!! Freestyle baby!
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Yeah he was when I posted earlier. I guess he got all tuckered out faking multiple donations yesterday.
 
Ralph is the only human being who could
Lay on the ground and say “someone just ran over me!” And the spectators would look at his crumpled,
Deformed body and cry “who would do such a thing?!” And not question it.

All im saying is he has options.
 
HackerX said:
Ralph is more than 7 hours in and sitting at $160, and until a flurry of 2 donations totaling $12, he hadn't received any donations in hours.
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My reaction to Ralph's current state, as I remember 2018 Ralph.

 
Rage Pig said:
Definitely noticing a pattern here. 3rd 10 hour stream in a row.
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There is a fat gypsy bum woman sitting in front of a supermarket in my neighborhood begging for money. She would never sit there for 10 hours and still makes more money than this sad creature.
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What started as looking at Janurary 14th turned into poking around each stream in 2026. Here are the notes.
  • January 14th it took till nine hours and 53 minutes to get to $250. With good old totally real person jdanksrespecter giving $10. 5.5 hours in he only had $58. With again good old jdanks giving $50. He also mentioned vitamin c lotion which might be why he looked like he got hit.
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  • January 13th same thing 5 hours in only $76 dollars. At five hours and 44 minutes jdanks helping move things along with a classic $50 donation. At 08:32:57 a series of $10 silent donations which take Ralph to $249 and eventually over the goal.
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  • January 12th was an actual normal progression of small and silent donations. But still taking over 8 hours to hit the goal.
  • January 9th the streak was only set to $225. Interestingly Ralph is forced to fiddle with his donation bar while muttering about 30, 55, ext. It is known he manipulates that bar but this is the first time in a while it can be documented that he talks about it while doing it.
  • January 8th no goal at all. Guess a streak cannot break if it isn't being tracked. While he does not break the streak he also does not add to it. 314 on the 7th and 315 on the 9th. The Killstream where the goal is made up and the streak does not matter.
    January 7th normal with the exception of Southern Dingo showing up. Also Spencer looks like someone who is not allowed within 1000 ft of a school.
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  • January 6th a slow start with $24 five hours in. Even with Thomas777 no one seems to feel generous. Six and a half hours in only $90. Who will come to save Ralph watching Assmon watching Trump? Oh wow it is jdanks with $100 at 06:46:08 with his donation ping a full 10 seconds after the bar jumped. Ralph was intently staring at his keyboard during those 10 seconds. Wonder what he was doing? Someone called Frosty Toad decided to toss on that train 5 minutes later with a $50.
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  • January 5th slow day of trickling donations with the goal at $205 for some reason. Then a nice $50 three hours and 40 minutes in. He did cover Josh's PBS rant starting at five hours thanks to a $10 donation. This lasted for 25 minutes. All of a sudden the chatter steve13196 tosses a silent $50 which Ralph mentions and updates to hit the goal. He does not like Ben Shapiro.
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  • January 4th a short 6 hour show. No goal no problem the streak continues.
  • January 3rd a KILLSTREAM SPECIAL as it is a Saturday so no streak. He talks about the Venezuela thing, watches Trump's conference about it and talks to Mary Jane.
This new year trend of 10 hour shows is going to drain the hog fast. Making $25/hour with no overtime. Can't even be bothered to make title cards.
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Analysis having skipped around Ralph's shows for the first two weeks of 2026. He is changing that donation goal randomly and relies heavily on the silent $10 as well as the big $50 to get his goal. Chat is slow and Ralph is his normal boring self with random dancing to music, complaining about how he doesn't follow politics, and lots of dead air as Ralph watches videos. When he does talk it is the same basic bitch takes without adding anything new to the situation. How long can :diddler: stream like :ghost: before even the respecter of :jacefedora: leaves?
 
GaryGray said:
complaining about how he doesn't follow politics, and lots of dead air as Ralph watches videos.
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Really what is Da KEELSTREAM about anymore? No bloodsports, boring guests, nothing about politics? He’s not even doing pillstreams or hollering. He’a silently restreaming videos and expecting that to be content people will give money to while faking the goal. SAD! PATHETIC! This is how the killstream dies, not with a holler but silent staring.
 
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