🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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  • Ralph bragged that he's m-town and if someone makes fun of him he has to beat them up
  • Ralph genuinely wants to stab the guy who shouted out the kiwi farms
  • He's stuck in El Salvador till Wednesday
  • The reason Ralph disappeared after only a couple of hours is because he fell asleep :nitenite:
"After Action Report" Stream
  • Ralph is still lying down in bed streaming his face like beauty parlor death fats do
  • Ralph and Spictank are on a standoff
    • If they keep making fun of Ralph he's going to dox them
    • Likewise, they have his dox, so anyone attempting to pull the trigger first here is unlikely
  • Ralph continued to make fun of most of the people on Spictank
  • Ralph will be streaming IRL
    • It is possible Ralph is setting himself up to get confronted IRL again considering all the fresh new grudges he made
  • Ralph laughed that he's the winner and "fooled" them into paying for his ticket and hotel if you want to know the truth about it
  • Ralph became incredibly uncomfortable that there were homos all around him
    • This is apparently why he punched someone, Ralph stated he had to go m-town prison mode on the homos
  • Ralph needed his phone so Mersh could coach him on what to do next
    • Ralph didn't have Internet in the house and demanded the producers give him a mobile hotspot, which they obliged
    • After Ralph disappeared for the last time, Mersh told him he just got 2 Ws and needs to take his winnings and leave
  • After Ralph initially disappeared and woke up, he wanted cheeseburgers. He was willing to buy the entire team cheeseburgers as long as he could get one
  • Ralph genuinely believes he can host a fishtank ripoff called Ralphatank
    • He said he could afford to fund it with the 5k he keeps bragging about, but doesn't want too
  • Ralph's brand new jersey he could barely afford got beer on it during the show. He went off for a whole 2 minutes on how the entire Spictank team and contestants should be murdered if said jersey received any more damages
  • Ralph did spend the night there, but it was in the basement, away from the cameras
    • The first thing Ralph did when he woke up was log into Twitter and watch the latest Randbot drama
    • Ralph claimed the reason he woke up before anyone else did was because of the color of his skin
  • The stream was only an hour, Ralph probably made around $50 dollars, but I doubt it.
 
Frank to Trish: "YOU HAVE BRAINDAMAGE DURING THE SPELLING BEE!"
I love how grammatically incorrect this was, too.

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Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
One thing I've noticed, and to nobody's surprise, is that Ralph doesn't understand how to have a good time and enjoy himself while being funny or interesting. All he does is yell "FUCK YOU" and "LETS GO" and boss people around. He's not enjoyable by the other fish whatsoever. Also he's really, really trying to fuck Mexican binx aka Fenix aka fridgebody.

Osama Bin Laden

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

@Null has been mentioned on Spictank

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Osama Bin Laden

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

@theralph breaks a fucking bottle
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He's such a midget even some lantina towers over him. Sad.
 
Best part to me is how these people expected some sort of fat ugly American to poke fun of, but instead got a feral ragepig that caused damage and had a violent encounter only a few hours in. It's almost genuinely as if they did bring a wild hog into the streamer house.
Looks like Mersch is his new e-daddy after falling out with Juju The Cow. That's a new level of low, people can make fun of Gator for being the Aqua Boy(among other things) but at least he didn't play second fiddle to fucking Mersch.
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph and Spictank are on a standoff
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Hrm. I'd say it's a literal Mexican standoff but there's only one Mexican involved here.
Die For Me! said:
Ralph laughed that he's the winner and "fooled" them into paying for his ticket and hotel if you want to know the truth about it
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TBF, they got about as much as you could want from this interaction. I'm not sure how much more value add there would be if Ralph stays there for a few days instead of blowing up immediately.
Die For Me! said:
Ralph genuinely believes he can host a fishtank ripoff called Ralphatank
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Oh God, it'd be amazing in that Ralph would immediately get bored and just silently give up. It'd be a disaster of epic proportions.

This is assuming he ever got past the thought bubble stage, which is a massive assumption. Remember the Fuck DSP stream that Ralph hyped up and forgot about? What about Ralphamania - Colombia Edition?
Die For Me! said:
  • He said he could afford to fund it with the 5k he keeps bragging about, but doesn't want too
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The 5k he bet with Null??? Okay, I'm down with that bet being a true n' honest wager as long as it's contingent on Ralphatank happening and Null being a producer.
 
That monologue about his rage induced spergout over the beer on the shirt... paints a pretty clear picture of how he reacted when Xander got his hat dirty while playing with balloons on his b-day.
 
I expected it to go horribly wrong but that was really fast. I also assumed he'd be the one pissing the wrong dude off and getting the tar beaten out of him, not even getting to throw punches.
 
Harlan Wick said:
If this new thing works out for Gunt he can have t-shirts printed up proclaiming his willingness to debase himself for money and influence.
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TBF, he'd debase himself for free too. He just doesn't provide any opportunity since the only non-hugbox interaction he gets anymore is reading xeets. Ralph's emotional instability threshold is basically anything above that so he'd have to learn self-control as to not overwhelm the supply side of the market.
 
Nightwave Radio call-in
  • Ralph verbatim repeats everything he said yesterday
  • Mersh admits to reading Ralphs threads
  • Mersh admits to tard wrangling Ralph
  • Ralph hasn't caught up on Rekietas thread, which obviously implies he's still on the farms everyday just in Rekietas thread instead of his own
  • Ralph and Mersh gossip about Aaron fucking Imholte oh my god there's no escape from this shit someone please kill me
  • Mersh is on superchats.gg now, Ralph stated he's in talks with Melton to be allowed in even though he's already pledged "loyalty" to Powerchat
    • Ralph's voice is going to be implemented into the system at some point in time
  • Ralph went into more detail about being woken up to get tossed back into the show + his unreasonable lust for cheeseburgers
    • How Ralph always ends up the quintessential stereotype dumb pig American tourist who just wants to eat cheeseburgers everywhere he goes is fucking astounding
  • Ralph defends Memphis for the millionth time while also stating that you will probably be stabbed to death the moment you leave main St.
    • Ralph believes he still has a lot of friends in Memphis, completely clueless to the fact that most of them are probably murdered, OD'd, serving life sentences, or never existed in the first place
  • Ralph and Mersh get startled hearing a super tip come in near the end of the call. Getting donations appears to be an incredibly foreign thing to both of them.
Honestly the only thing I have to add is questioning why Mersh isn't just considered part of the Sektur at this point? He's an admitted tard wrangler of Ralph that is also failing to enter the Dabbleverse. Sounds like a perfect fit for the Sektur if you want to know the truth about it
 
I re-watched Ralph's two main threads (twitter and this) because of him joining el estanque, excited that he would finally do something entertaining after months of doing fuck all and he immediately drops out with barely any content to show for it? What a disappointment.
 
Unintelligence Score said:
I re-watched Ralph's two main threads (twitter and this) because of him joining el estanque, excited that he would finally do something entertaining after months of doing fuck all and he immediately drops out with barely any content to show for it? What a disappointment.
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Shameful. What happened to the ole Ralphamale. you could bank on that guy mouthing off to foreigners and catching a beat down. Whadda a bish...
 
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sufferhorse said:
Todays Numbers:

Rumble viewers: 220

Unique chatters: 18

Redmede
Malagantz
skunkytron
T_U_R_B_O
HalfHair
Feoviejo
0nTheJ0hn
SwanKelly
GuitarAnthony
realartax
AholeAnderson
goodplague
HSG69
yeathcon3
HSG69
LucasHardR
Ultimate_TND
HBEP


Note that more than half of this chatters are not regulars, just random accounts that magically appeared today.
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analwulf mia
 
theres a moment on yesterday's stream where ralph literally says: 'my best friend in mexico is also my lawyer'.

So he upgraded his plumber/electrician/vet transalator to his ride or die bish.

So, SO lonely.
 
Ralph once again demonstrating that the only way he can have real world contact with a human being is if he pays them for their company
 
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