🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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4 hours, 180 viewers, $54 - Ethan Oliver Ralph, the host of the illustrious Killstream, can't stop winning, what a legend.
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Individualism Incarnate said:
Wasn't that the interview where he stroked out and thought he was in WrestleMania or something?
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He was ramping up to that during the interview after mistaking Chrissie’s laughing at a commenter’s jibe about the POS not driving his mother to dialysis to laughing AT Sandra dying.

The promo he cut on Chrissie and IIRC Brittany was an hour or two AFTER Chrissie’s show and it was SPECTACULAR!
 
In an amazing turn of events it can be shown that Ralph is close to the weight he was at after being released from prison. For some reason despite his FED shirts being MIA between all his moves he kept this one red sword V shirt. Earliest appearance was an August 2018 Twitter pfp. The second/third image is form today June 6th, 2025 on the Killstream. Clearly he has kept this shirt for over a decade. Congratulations Ralph.
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GaryGray said:
In an amazing turn of events it can be shown that Ralph is close to the weight he was at after being released from prison. For some reason despite his FED shirts being MIA between all his moves he kept this one red sword V shirt. Earliest appearance was an August 2018 Twitter pfp. The second/third image is form today June 6th, 2025 on the Killstream. Clearly he has kept this shirt for over a decade. Congratulations Ralph.
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Ralph legit aged 30 years in 7, how is that even possible? It really has to be some kind of record for fastest aging human. like a reverse Hasbulla.
 
HackerX said:
So the choices are between Evan and an Uncle who shooed him away with grandpappy's long lost ring? Not looking swell for the Ralphamale.

He should do a cremation. Cheaper and easier to transport. The alogs would even do him the honors of spreading his ashes at the Mexican restaurant of his father before him.
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Easy enough to get away with. Panchos is closed down for good. This is from early 2024.

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Ralph said that he will start skipping a day per week of shows from now on. thats 4 shows a month, at 250 per show (lets pretend its all real donos) thats an entire 1000 dollars a month he now KNOWS he cannot make anymore. Because there isnt people watching, and less and less donating.

Once you start skipping days on a daily show... its rough.
 
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Ralph just has no ability to put on a show anymore. Today he went on a nearly hour long seethe tangent about PPP, getting no donations and his chat wouldn't move a budge. He knows more about 2019 gossip, than 2025 current events. Audiences don't know, and don't want to know, what silly Twitter beefs Ralph had 5 years ago.

If Ralph is skipping show dates it's because his parasocial pay pigs let him know they will not be donating at all. He can't count on an organic audience wanting to donate, there simply isn't a show to donate to.
 
sufferhorse said:
Ralph said today that he will start skipping a day per week of shows from now on. thats 4 shows a month, at 250 per show (lets pretend its all real donos) thats an entire 1000 dollars a month he now KNOWS he cannot make anymore. Because there isnt people watching, and less and less donating.

Once you start skipping days on a daily show... its rough.
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Like watching a restaurant die. Abandoning a regular schedule that conforms to normal people is a death sentence. Like a restaurant once people get used to find a new place on that one day he isn't there they won't turn back. $250 will become $225 will become $200 .... will become $50. Ralph was right to go to Vaughn he can die there just like Ghost.
 
Ethan, I am confident it has been suggested before, let me bring it to your attention In case you were intoxicated.
Do your normal boring shows with no name guests Monday-Thursday. On Friday, do a proper pillstream complete with an open phone line to whomever would like to have a hollering match with you. This way you can ride the bender into the weekend and have three days of unadulterated bliss. Once Monday hits you should be able to string a few semi-sober days together as you have a pre-planned relapse waiting for you. Quitting substances is not in your skill set, at this point you might as regulate them for fun and profit.
This is actually a decent Business model for your circumstances:
-your paypigs will still pay you $600-$700 for your mon-thr shows.
-alogs will pay you $600-$700 for your Friday show.
-you do not have to pretend to be sober and can capitalize on both audiences with a consistent schedule.

This plan is far better than cutting shows and could actually bring in new viewers along with doubling your income. With the additional wealth you can start traveling to Europe, taking pictures of food, and pointing at things again. Maybe even host another wrestling or bowling event with a trafficked señorita.

Time to shower me with autistic tiles and rainbows.
 
Idk if one of the autist pocketwatchers wants to take a closer look, but looked like he was floundering in this show at like $170-$180 almost 7 hours in. He's on his phone a little bit then all of a sudden gets a $50 donation that just said "let's go" and then got a bunch more donations that didn't have TTS to hit the goal. He probably said they were "cashapp donos" like he always does when he's lying (which is always) but idk I wasn't listening because he's boring as shit.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Idk if one of the autist pocketwatchers wants to take a closer look, but looked like he was floundering in this show at like $170-$180 almost 7 hours in. He's on his phone a little bit then all of a sudden gets a $50 donation that just said "let's go" and then got a bunch more donations that didn't have TTS to hit the goal. He probably said they were "cashapp donos" like he always does when he's lying (which is always) but idk I wasn't listening because he's boring as shit.
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it was a completely fake dono. Hes been doing that lately, he waits for no one to be watching or sniping to 'hit da goal'. i rewatched the end of the show looking for the pantsu comment, 52 bucks from jdanks respecter and 10 bucks that he just added because why not, he had to fake the dono AFTER it was counted. he coped by doing the 'what happened i dunno how this happens'. doesnt even have the energy to lie proper.

also i did some metrics, his chat moves about a message every 3 mins on average. its turning into a ghost town
 
He has painted himself into a corner with The Jdanks character. He knows that we know that jdanks is jceasar's alter ego but has to keep him alive because even the 20-30 people watching would not believe a new fan would start donating money. If anyone bothered to scrape his streams like the autist code monkeys do to Balldo, I am sure there would only be 25-30 people between chat and paypigs.
 
Drunkensailor said:
He has painted himself into a corner with The Jdanks character. He knows that we know that jdanks is jceasar's alter ego but has to keep him alive because even the 20-30 people watching would not believe a new fan would start donating money. If anyone bothered to scrape his streams like the autist code monkeys do to Balldo, I am sure there would only be 25-30 people between chat and paypigs.
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buddy, go back a couple pages and youll see that he does not even reach 15 unique chatters .

Its been getting super tough.
 
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