🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Die For Me! said:
I think people are overlooking the most important part of the last nights stream:
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So she was only 64 when she died? Stroked out, wheelchair bound, on dialysis, whew. And alcoholism and schizophrenia on Ronnie’s side. Those are some seriously shitty white trash genes. That is ethan ralph’s (near) future.
 
Um... said:
So she was only 64 when she died? Stroked out, wheelchair bound, on dialysis, whew. And alcoholism and schizophrenia on Ronnie’s side. Those are some seriously shitty white trash genes. That is ethan ralph’s (near) future.
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It's why everyone that talks about Ralph never dying cause of resilient white trash genes is retarded.

Both of his parents died relatively young, both of them plagued by chronic illness and addictions. Ralph himself already has more chronic health problems than both his parents combined, including heart attacks, the addictions of both his parents as well, half his body is bad: broken hips, bad knee, shattered skull and gimped arm. And, to top it off, at 39 he already looks older than either of his parents did when they died, which is actually impressive.

The only impressive things about Ralph is how quickly he's physically deteriorating.
 
Die For Me! said:
I think people are overlooking the most important part of the last nights stream:
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HE WORE WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON THE ILLUSTRIOUS KILLSTREAM!
HE'S TRANS!!! :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:
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What kind of cheap Temu chinglish BS is that shirt? I understand 1957 was her birth year but why would it be on a cassette tape? Casette tapes weren’t even a thing until the 1970’s. A 78 or LP vinyl record with “made in 1957” on it would make sense, but not a cassette tape.

These were cheap shirts marketed for 1980’s babies, but I guess there was too much thought or effort to do shirts with records, 8-tracks and CD’s for the different decades. Just slap any year on a cassette with a loud, tacky, “vintage” font. The Chinese know dumb Americans will buy anything. Ralph probably bought it for her thinking it was pretty fancy with a custom year printed on it.
 
Telemeter said:
It's why everyone that talks about Ralph never dying cause of resilient white trash genes is retarded.

Both of his parents died relatively young, both of them plagued by chronic illness and addictions. Ralph himself already has more chronic health problems than both his parents combined, including heart attacks, the addictions of both his parents as well, half his body is bad: broken hips, bad knee, shattered skull and gimped arm. And, to top it off, at 39 he already looks older than either of his parents did when they died, which is actually impressive.

The only impressive things about Ralph is how quickly he's physically deteriorating.
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I think he knows this too, somewhere deep in the primordial soup sloshing around inside his oversized skull (thanks to @FiveStarAce for that one.) When those fears start to percolate to the surface is when he obliterates them with xannies and booze.
 
Telemeter said:
It's why everyone that talks about Ralph never dying cause of resilient white trash genes is retarded.

Both of his parents died relatively young, both of them plagued by chronic illness and addictions. Ralph himself already has more chronic health problems than both his parents combined, including heart attacks, the addictions of both his parents as well, half his body is bad: broken hips, bad knee, shattered skull and gimped arm. And, to top it off, at 39 he already looks older than either of his parents did when they died, which is actually impressive.

The only impressive things about Ralph is how quickly he's physically deteriorating.
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Oh yeah, it's a really weird dynamic. Ralph's substance-infused isolation, outside of Xanduh visits or hooker visits, is dooming him, but also negating opportunities for a .... more premature death. Things that you'd expect to trigger his death: getting his heart rate up, murdered, tripping/falling, etc don't really have a chance to happen because sits on a chair all day. What's all the more amazing is those causes are triggering regardless of the few provided opportunities like falling out of his chair on a fairly regular basis and every time he leaves the shack being a bonafide disaster. Ralph effectively has only 2 possible outcomes:

1. Agonizingly painful, slow death. Contextually slow at least. Pretend Ralph gets to 50 (he won't). Look at how much he's struggling right now. It'll get EXPONENTIALLY worse in 5 years, much less 10. If Ralph thinks he's miserable now, he has no idea how much more worse it will get. That, along with 0 support system due to the Ralphamale's life choices, guarantee and unbelievably miserable existence.

Just think about it for a second. What if he gets to the point where he can no longer afford shelter. Layer that with any of the near-certain maladies or mobility issues, that he can't afford to remedy or improve in any meaningful way. What's he supposed to do? What can be do? No one is gonna head down to Merida and scoop him up. He'll be completely reliant on anything the Mexican health care system or homeless shelter system is obligated to provide for free, and God only knows if he'll be a legal resident. It's not like he's ever paid into anything for Uncle Sam to save him, so it's just another one of the many, many lifestyle decisions Ralph has made that eventually bite him in the ass.

2. Sudden death. TBH, this would be a lot less cruel for everyone involved. Most of all, him.
 
Telemeter said:
It's why everyone that talks about Ralph never dying cause of resilient white trash genes is retarded.

Both of his parents died relatively young, both of them plagued by chronic illness and addictions. Ralph himself already has more chronic health problems than both his parents combined, including heart attacks, the addictions of both his parents as well, half his body is bad: broken hips, bad knee, shattered skull and gimped arm. And, to top it off, at 39 he already looks older than either of his parents did when they died, which is actually impressive.

The only impressive things about Ralph is how quickly he's physically deteriorating.
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No you don't understand he should have died 10 years ago but he continues to live on borrowed time, and he's racking up an impressive amount of debt. Xander will be very impressed when Faith tells him the Mexican pedophile raising him isn't his real dad when he turns 18, because he definitely won't remember those 7 weekend visits they had together when he was 3-4 years old.
 
He's live again? What's the topic tonight? "DAY AFTER SANDRA RALPH MEMORIAL STREAM EXTRAVAGANZA" ..?
 
HackerX said:
POV, you are Ralph and "tapering" on xannies.

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30 minutes in and only 240 viewers. What a far cry from his planned relapse arc.

There was a superchat about his papaw's ring. He's coping hard that he won't show anything valuable on stream anymore. It's 10000% gone.
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Hey, that purse of his a few streams ago has to be at least $1000 pesos.
 
Big hat to hide his rapidly receding grizzly gray hairline and bald spots. Sunglasses indoors to hide his beady googly little eyes. Just wear a bag over your head already, piggy.
 
I'm peaking into the stream every 15 minutes or so. Apparently a series of miracles happened. Ralph is taking callers, someone actually called in, and Ralph somehow managed to take it. Ofc, it went horribly wrong when the dude said Ralph would never see his kids again. Immediately kicked and Ralph began a cope session. I'm not expecting a pillstream, but I wouldn't be too shocked if it goes that way if things continue. The stream seems more aim aim aimless than usual and Ralph snackin' on xannies would track with how miserable he is.

Currently, the 'Mexican Feast' stream involves Ralph talking about eating a sandwich. Make of that what you will. Currently sitting at $106 dollars.

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I'm not sure if this is baseline for Ralph or what since he rarely has people call in, but some dude just called in and Ralph is basically pausing the conversation while a dono song plays. Jesus. There's little reason to call him in the first place, but if someone has to sit there and silently listen to wigger music so Ralph can pretend he cares about paypiggies, they are fucking morons for doing it.
 
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