🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.
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I'm under the inclination it's PISS. It's either that or the liquor he drank today, but he was snacking before he left so I'd imagine it wouldn't be pure liquid. (Except the orange part. That's vomit. At least I hope so!)

He passed out, gunt to the floor. He began to piss and it pooled towards his face. The stain on his shirt tracks better with a piss incident than vomit too.
 
I tuned in this afternoon to hear King of /pol/ in his sperg out which would have been funny if he was just joking. I mean dude was acting like KF is a Scarlet Letter on him.

I tuned out when Ralph cried “$25 superchat and I pop a Tic-Tac.” I won’t lie part of me wanted to paypig him for that but I would have immense guilt if I fueled someone’s deadly addiction to Benzos & Booze.
 
HackerX said:
I'm under the inclination it's PISS. It's either that or the liquor he drank today, but he was snacking before he left so I'd imagine it wouldn't be pure liquid. (Except the orange part. That's vomit. At least I hope so!)

He passed out, gunt to the floor. He began to piss and it pooled towards his face. The stain on his shirt tracks better with a piss incident than vomit too.
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Interesting theory. It's also possible he accidently knocked over one of his piss bottles when he passed out on the floor. I'm sure that happens all the time, and he doesn't have Meigh to come clean it up anymore.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
Who even is king of /pol/? I only know his name from old Killstream episodes.
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Dude from the sektur who was irrelevant well before the corn harvest. Huge attention whore. Has sucked cock. His dad is a pedo too I think. Gator is probably more relevant than him ATM.
GuntPatrol said:
Interesting theory. It's also possible he accidently knocked over one of his piss bottles when he passed out on the floor. I'm sure that happens all the time, and he doesn't have Meigh to come clean it up anymore.
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As a mattah of faccc, now that I'm thinkin' about it, I'm adjusting my theory. His gunt was up. The piss used his gunt's natural valleys to flow toward his neck. If you look at the bottom of his shirt, the stain swerves to the right, as to where the Memphis Micro would be danglin'.

Though piss bottle accident is also likely. The water stain is just TOO smooth to be from an abrupt, liquor vomit. It's possible he tried cleaning it up with water from the sink real fast, but you'd figure he'd just take the shirt off at that point. Yeah, he wouldn't do that if he knew he was about to pop up on camera, but that was a man who just woke up from a brief, unexpected nap. He had no idea what was going on though. It was just him waking up and seeing a bunch of phone calls asking if he was alive and telling him he was still streaming.
 
HackerX said:
Though piss bottle accident is also likely. The water stain is just TOO smooth to be from an abrupt, liquor vomit.
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It could be something like this though, where he reflexively tries to prevent it from spilling out, directing the vomit trajectory down unto himself.

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Let’s not get hasty, Ralph is tapering the Xanax and the booze you can’t just quit GABA drugs cold turkey. He’s only been working on that taper for two years by 2030 He’ll he completely sober, just in time for a killstream live from India to celebrate it’s superpower status!
 
he's too far gone. the mental damage is too severe. he doesn't have the mental faculties left to actually make meaningful change to his life anymore. he is going to die.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.
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Ralph was boring yesterday so I stopped watching soon after he got his "second bottle". If he woke up from violently vomiting it'll serve as a short term wake up and it came at a perfect time for his announced sober larp.
 
He routinely insists that he sleeps well at night and is unburdened.

Yet despite having zero physical demands and even less exercise he is chronically fatigued.

He also has tonsillitis after sucking ass-to-mouth dick in Colombia.

.. does Ralph have mono?
 
he didnt puke on himsef, he didnt swim in piss on the ground. he got dizzy, laid down in bed, bottle in hand, and fell asleep while taking a swig.

the most common type of alcoholic blunder there is.

Either that, or he forgot he was live while going to get the booze, wich would mean that he has no short memory retention anymore.
 
Braphamut said:
He routinely insists that he sleeps well at night and is unburdened.

Yet despite having zero physical demands and even less exercise he is chronically fatigued.

He also has tonsillitis after sucking ass-to-mouth dick in Colombia.

.. does Ralph have mono?
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then once every few days he casually mentions "ive been up for 43 hours, sooo, uhhh..." like it's fuckin normal at all
 
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