🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Truly Rural said:
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Holy shit. That is fucking hilarious. Whoever sent that in was a fucking genius.
Edited to add - I mean seriously, he had to stop three times to try and catch and his breath and he still never realised it was a fucking recording. I knew Ethel wasn't running on all 8 cylinders anymore, but I didn't realise he was down to a two-stroke engine.
 
It's fucked up how Ralph always lowers the volume on his callers so he can holler over them repeating lies over and over in order to score an easy win before his fans. Still, Null did really well to get under Ralphs skin. Ralph completely lost it despite having such a huge advantage.
 
Let the record show by Ralph's own words he claims to be 5'7". The source is a grill stream from April 30th, 2022.
 

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DSP for president 2032 said:
Thanks for that! I was looking for it on youtube but The Illustrious Killstream hasn't been relevant enough for anyone to bother archiving in at a year:
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@Null I'm extremely disappointed that you don't have EthanRalphDomesticViolence.mp4 (1.64mb) saved and ready to go when pressed for it by Ralph. Here you go, Sleepy Josh:
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(From X)

Here's an mp3 version so you can do what DSP does and buy a little speaker that plays the sounds into the mic:
EthanRalphDomesticViolence.mp3

In order to make up for this blunder, please call in to the next Pillstream and play it for Ralph. Then, in 1-5 minutes when he's forgotten about it, play it again. Then, in 1-5 minutes when he's forgotten about it, play it again. Then...

You can skip around and play different parts for different reactions! Thanks.
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i clip ralph on youtube but im currently riding out a strike from hosting the jesse NHH video for a few more days. moved over to the rumble for the time being.

youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@gayl0gger

and rumble: https://rumble.com/user/SuffahWhorse

im OBSing todays stream but its pretty damn boring and im about to call it but i'll upload what i got in the morning
 
alright, i couldn't last any longer, i cut the OBS after over 6 hrs total--split into 2 parts because he leaves to buy booze again. hes baiting that he'll go get another bottle but he's about to pass out like a nigger and scam. they already paid for him to go but he's looping trying to pass out

it was wildly uneventful but there are definitely some nuggets throughout these. especially the foreskin rant about ralph's entire family history of their foreskins at one point.

bear with rumble, they process slowly at times. but these will work for sure if they aren't immediately.

part 1: https://rumble.com/v6tck07-killstream-archive-51325-pt.-1.html

part 2: https://rumble.com/v6tcjsl-killstream-archive-51325-pt.-2.html
 
Die For Me! said:
Ralph tugs his wiener and flashes his holstered dick while his infant child is on the screen
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Let’s break this down!

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Did he sell his third tit? Postulating he still has them but the shirt is not showing off his gyno on fat tits in a right way to see the triple titted piggy

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Back hunch still there. Also has some disproportion body. Pig like even.

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Okay maybe he still has the 3 tits. But look at his skinny arms!

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Pure Ralphamale. Skinny limbs, deflated fat body. I don’t think he’s grabbing his dick just some sort of gunt flap. Again the skinny arms and forearms. Man can’t lift more than a beer bottle if you want to know the truth about it. Built like a shaggy testicle with limbs.

Diagnosis: FAT GUNTED PIGLIKE
 
Ralph is risking some kind of cardiac event. His face and arm are completely different colors. I do not think his heart has the strength to pump blood to his brain because of the vascular effects of liquor and benzos.
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GaryGray said:
Ralph is risking some kind of cardiac event. His face and arm are completely different colors. I do not think his heart has the strength to pump blood to his brain because of the vascular effects of liquor and benzos.
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I can’t decide if he’s gonna stroke out, OD or fall and hit his head, which will happen first and take him out. We should have a poll on it.

Douglas Mortimer said:
Even the example used for Cushing's syndrome is in better shape than Ralph
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Yeah he’s the poster boy (pig) for Cushing’s. The skinny atrophied arms and legs, the back hump, the big obese trunk, he’s the real deal. Only thing he doesn’t have is the moon face, in fact it his face is looking haggard and deflated these days. Sucker is speedrunning aging. He looks 70.
 
GaryGray said:
Ralph is risking some kind of cardiac event. His face and arm are completely different colors. I do not think his heart has the strength to pump blood to his brain because of the vascular effects of liquor and benzos.
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I’m writing it off due to a combo of hot weather, aging, and obesity (and hormonal changes) on top of massive drug use. I wouldn’t put it off as some sort of circulatory issue. It is strange how he can be both fat with skinny limbs and sometimes have veins being visible in his arms.
 
Um... said:
I can’t decide if he’s gonna stroke out, OD or fall and hit his head, which will happen first and take him out. We should have a poll on it.
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My bet is all three. A stroke or seizure brought on by a sudden change in his blood pressure as a result of alcohol and prescription drug abuse. When this happens he will fall and hit his head causing a traumatic event preventing him from regaining consciousness after which he will die from either blood loss, heart failure, or respiratory failure. A very sad and preventable death which hopefully he will be found before the smell gets too bad.
AncientPhosphur said:
I’m writing it off due to a combo of hot weather, aging, and obesity (and hormonal changes) on top of massive drug use. I wouldn’t put it off as some sort of circulatory issue. It is strange how he can be both fat with skinny limbs and sometimes have veins being visible in his arms.
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That is the textbook definition of Cushing's as shown below.
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Even the example used for Cushing's syndrome is in better shape than Ralph
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TheRationals said:
Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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This is probably 10 of the best 30 minutes of ralphacontent generated over the past 2 years. Even better than the Jewsh taunting and hollering.
 
Ralph left for the store about an hour ago and the stream is still staring at an empty chair. Hrm. Maybe Ralph is playing 4D chess? If da goal is "all day and night stream", technically the requirements are met if the stream is on at night. Common Ralphamale W.

He's also currently sitting at 300 viewers, which is slightly above his norm. There may only be 10 legitimate fans of The KEELSTREAM. I would like to thank those individuals for keeping Ralph going. They are the true alogs.
 
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