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I’m curious about whether the American embassy in Mexico would know anything about American deaths in the last few days.
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I am surprised you would doubt this honestly. Ralph invited to spend time at a drug/party house filled withI doubted he would
Ralph walked into the ocean to drown himself like a badasstrue Ralphamale W
you WISH you could die watching the sunset in paradise
This is how Ethan Ralph ends. Not with an official Killstream banger, but with a dozen dudes asking if they can cum on his grave.
God, I'd love to witness the estate sell. I doubt papaw's ring would be there because I'll assume Ralph had it on his body and that'll probably never be found. I'd love to rummage through the random trinkets and whatnot that Ralph at the Mexican shack and storage unit that Ralph has acquired along the way. Imagine the bidding war for Sandra's urn???"And to Mr. Vickers, I leave you my entire estate which consists of 143 thousand dollars of credit card debt and unpaid taxes. Fuck you bish"
Ralph does this every six months or so, he goes AWOL for a few days and then shows up to gloat about how he got one over on the aylawgs and how the "reports of [his] demise are greatly exaggerated"@AltisticRight is it too soon for “The Last Will and Testament of Ethan Oliver Ralph” as a thread?
I honestly don’t think he’s actually dead. Likely he’s gotten himself ass over tea kettle into some disastrous hijinks that ABSOLUTELY weren’t related to him trying to do something illegal / disgusting / shitty.Ralph does this every six months or so, he goes AWOL for a few days and then shows up to gloat about how he got one over on the aylawgs and how the "reports of [his] demise are greatly exaggerated"
It's a normal part of the Ralphacycle.
I’m partial to “Fed”Wherever or whatever may be happening I hope he's wearing the pink shirt. Pink shirt Ralph is my all time favorite.
He would do it because bojack did it lmaoTo the people saying Ralph wouldn't touch the water I say you are underestimating his ability to blast himself off with drugs and alcohol. If intoxicated enough he would enter the water. If he was seriously heavily drugged and incapacitated he might even think it'll "clear his head". Also, that beach is where he had "best of times" with Whorse and Rozy. People like to dehumanize Ralph because he is/was monstrous in many ways, but he is/was also a crybaby who may got sentimental on the whorse divorce anniversary and went to the beach to drink thinking he'll just drown in self pity, but ended up drowning in the water. The fact that drowned person was not identified by friend or family makes it sound Ralph like.
I hope he is just busted.