🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I hope he's not dead. If he were to die (heaven forbid, I would never wish death upon someone) I would hope it would be an OD on stream and I hope the stream would keep going for a week so we can watch him decompose.
 
I believe it's once again a "work", the gunt trying to create som hype before the Colombia event by faking his death. He posted some "workworkwork hulk Hogan work" nonsense just before he went radio silent. My guess is that he is just travelling south and enjoying the reactions.
 
If he did drown at that beach, do you think he begged for Gaydur to save him? I could imagine the screams. "GATOR, GATOR, GATOR! THE WATER IS TAKIN' ME GATOR!, THE WATER IS TRYING TO PSYCHOLOGICAL BREAK MUH GATOR!"
 
Fenrir Ratatoskr said:
If ralph was going to die now, it would be sudden, unexpected, and likely completely mundane. I think he is more likely to die suddenly in his sleep after a bender and be discovered weeks later, than to "drown" at some tourist pier.
Alternatively he would die live on air like that guy who died mid interview on TV all those years ago, and it would be in the middle of responding to a fake superchat.
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I always imagined Ralph would drown in his own vomit. Hopefully he's alive so he can continue to suffah for everyone's entertainment.
 
There She Glows said:
Something tells me he isn't being serious
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Wait a minute, Ralph was supposed to be linking up with Hunter Moore? As in the Is Anyone Up dipshit who got trolled into destroying his own life?

This is fucking awesome. Moore’s nemesis-the guy who took him down-has been in the process of filming a tv show about internet scumbags. There’s a ton of lolcow crossovers.
 
Realistically, Ralph will most likely end up asphyxiating on his own fluids. Second most likely is some sort of drug fit (od, bad reaction, fent). I wouldn't put drowned at sea in the top 10, unless he were somehow flipped off a bridge or boat.
 
If they found Ralph's body I'm sure it will remain in an incorruptible form.

Not because Ralph is a Catholic Saint but because all the alcohol he drinks will have essentialy pickled him meaning he can't decompose
 
ReentryPhantom said:

True

EDIT: Sorry, here is the rough translation:

Progreso, Yucatan.- A man lost his life on the boardwalk while having drinks and swimming in the sea. What was a family and friends' outing turned into a tragic moment for the people who were with him.

It was a man approximately 40 years old who was living and drinking alcoholic beverages on this beach, and suddenly he wanted to swim in the sea, but he did not return alive. Upon noticing the floating body near the shore of the sea, they tried to help him, asking for support from lifeguards, although there was nothing more to do.

The events occurred in the afternoon of yesterday, at the height of the Crabster restaurant.
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One: Ralph doesn't have any friends so "family and friends' outing" disqualifies Ralph.
Two: He can't drown, it is scientifically impossible.
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Victim2988 said:
I believe it's once again a "work", the gunt trying to create som hype before the Colombia event by faking his death. He posted some "workworkwork hulk Hogan work" nonsense just before he went radio silent. My guess is that he is just travelling south and enjoying the reactions.
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He had the few Twitter accounts he works with post about “not hearing from him” and Adowulf proclaiming Ralph didn’t see his texts! Ralph pretending there are people he has daily contact with who would be so worried if they don’t hear from him in a timely manner.

He wanted to create some “gone missing in Columbia” drama for his gay wrestling shit, but instead everyone got excited when they read some drunk American drowned at the beach. Adowulf fails at promoting Ralph’s missing in Medellin storyline, alogs only care about the drunk tourist death in Mexico. Ralph always fails attempts to control his narrative.
 
Muppetstudios said:
If they found Ralph's body I'm sure it will remain in an incorruptible form.

Not because Ralph is a Catholic Saint but because all the alcohol he drinks will have essentialy pickled him meaning he can't decompose
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Legends tell of the time an Inland Taipan bit Ralph as they wrastled over a half-eaten torta. The Taipan died because even its venom could not match the vassel of filth and decay that is the Boghog.

Why an Inland Taipan was in Mexico, I couldn't tell you. I'm just retelling it as I was told by the elders.
 
It’s exactly the 2 year anniversary of the horse leaving. Maybe he roped?

I don’t think he would have drowned except if it were in booze or his own piss. Dying while having a swim doesn’t seem like the right ending for him.

Although, it is possible a shark mistook him for a manatee or elephant seal and chomped him in half.
 
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