🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I hope he’s not dead only because I know Kino Casino will do a dozen 10 hour insufferable beg-a-thons in reaction to Ralph’s death.

Not to mention that it will be an excuse for PPP to continue trotting out his Ralph Voice so he doesn’t have to use his estrogenated normal high pitched voice
 
Nate Higgers said:
I hope he’s not dead only because I know Kino Casino will do a dozen 10 hour insufferable beg-a-thons in reaction to Ralph’s death.

Not to mention that it will be an excuse for PPP to continue trotting out his Ralph Voice so he doesn’t have to use his estrogenated normal high pitched voice
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Understandable. And yet the 8 hour person stream null would be forced into is 100% worth it. Also unless I am very poor at the time (like right now) I will purchase a whole hog upon his death in his honor and bbq it live.
 
Nate Higgers said:
I hope he’s not dead only because I know Kino Casino will do a dozen 10 hour insufferable beg-a-thons in reaction to Ralph’s death.

Not to mention that it will be an excuse for PPP to continue trotting out his Ralph Voice so he doesn’t have to use his estrogenated normal high pitched voice
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RALPH IS DEAD LET'S GET THE FREEBIRD GOAL (reads every single sub for the next 25 minutes straight).

I like KC but their recent ultra-sub begging literally gives me headaches. I skip like 40 minutes of every show now. Well, an hour if you count the 25 minute intro.
 
God's strongest milkman said:
Understandable. And yet the 8 hour person stream null would be forced into is 100% worth it. Also unless I am very poor at the time (like right now) I will purchase a whole hog upon his death in his honor and bbq it live.
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I got a feeling if he's dead there will be a lot of documentaries about him to watch once there's no risk of it getting flagged or fucked with by him. I'd love to see a joon the king video.
 
GPRIMACADO said:
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Oh fuck, did he really off himself over May leaving 2 years ago anniversary?
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On one hand, I doubt that'd be the catalyst. Piggly Wiggly doesn't love anyone that's not him. He was constantly trying to fuck other women via drugs or pay. After getting what he needed out of Pantsu (a housemaide, hole, and credit cards) and Cozy.tv Rozy (making Faith and Null jealous), they were nothing but weights around his pigged neck. Plus, Ralph was humhilated when Pantsu asked the fated question "where did the money go?" and is such a hypersensitive, BPD woman that there is no scenario where he ever lets that go.

On the other, maybe Ralph had a brief moment of clarity and introspection. He may have finally realized his life was irrecoverably fucked and Pantsu was the last person, much less woman, who'd ever love him. Ralph could have decided to make the first real decision his miserable life instead of letting his environment and emotions control him.

Who the hell really knows what happened to Ralph. There's so many possibilities when the missing person is a fat, pill addicted drunk who lives alone in a Mexican shack and has the emotional maturity of a toddler.

Now my question is, what threshold are we setting for "oh shit, Ralph might really be dead"? Another day? Another week? Can we start a GoFundMe for someone to go down to Colombia with "Have you seen this man?" handouts?
 
As I take in other people's opinions and mix them with mine, I think one of a few things has happened. Ralph tried to sneak xanax into Colombia, got arrested being violent at the torta stand or he has passed away. I don't think it's a work because of him ghosting Linx.
 
HackerX said:
Now my question is, what threshold are we setting for "oh shit, Ralph might really be dead"? Another day? Another week? Can we start a GoFundMe for someone to go down to Colombia with "Have you seen this man?" handouts?
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If he was the guy on the beach we should know fairly soon I'd think. I can't imagine it'd be that hard to identify a gringo who still has his finger prints. If it somehow wasn't him but something still happened when he got to Columbia I doubt we'll ever learn what became of him.
 
HackerX said:
Now my question is, what threshold are we setting for "oh shit, Ralph might really be dead"? Another day? Another week? Can we start a GoFundMe for someone to go down to Colombia with "Have you seen this man?" handouts?
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Give it until Tuesday, if not Monday. Ralph is/was terminally online so him being gone for 24-48 hours is suspect, but not worthy of sending in the bloodhounds just yet.

And seeing as Jim is streaming tomorrow, that might get Ralph to come back out of whatever bender he’s on… provided he isn’t dead for real, that is.
 
Assuming there isn't some bureaucratic nonsense taking place like autopsy, processing, etc. The only reason I can think of why they wouldn't release his identity immediately is because he didn't have any ID on him. I'm betting he had a heart attack while being robbed or his corpse got scavenged before the cops could get their hands on it. Is there a Columbian equivalent to The Charlie Project? Might be worth keeping track of if we don't hear anything in the next few days.
 
The thing that finally draws me back into the gravity well of the begunted board is the potential peril and possible demise of the ragehog, himself.

And I wouldn't want it any other way. It's almost poetically appropriate I decided to check the farms immediately after I finished watching a documentary about Jerry Springer.
 
Ralph dying before MEDICARE would be the cruelest irony and fuel my theory Jim is a hat selling lich siphoning Laughs and somehow fueling his longevity.
 
While Ralph loves to visit Progreso, reports in Spanish language media state the incident being discussed actually occurred on Wednesday and that the man was with his family.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
While Ralph loves to visit Progreso, reports in Spanish language media state the incident being discussed actually occurred on Wednesday and that the man was with his family.
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True

EDIT: Sorry, here is the rough translation:

Progreso, Yucatan.- A man lost his life on the boardwalk while having drinks and swimming in the sea. What was a family and friends' outing turned into a tragic moment for the people who were with him.

It was a man approximately 40 years old who was living and drinking alcoholic beverages on this beach, and suddenly he wanted to swim in the sea, but he did not return alive. Upon noticing the floating body near the shore of the sea, they tried to help him, asking for support from lifeguards, although there was nothing more to do.

The events occurred in the afternoon of yesterday, at the height of the Crabster restaurant.
 
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Well, if that guy who drowned wasn't Ralph. If he was some kind of tourist there. That's pretty sad. Go on vacation, want to enjoy a little swimming and boom...you're history. Some vacation.
In that article it said people saw this guy in distress, yet being in "paradise" and all, no lifeguards on duty to help him.
Doesn't really check out though. They said he was found near the shore. ?

But if it was Ralph who drowned, the least he could have done is stream it. One last dono grift for the road.
 
If ralph was going to die now, it would be sudden, unexpected, and likely completely mundane. I think he is more likely to die suddenly in his sleep after a bender and be discovered weeks later, than to "drown" at some tourist pier.
Alternatively he would die live on air like that guy who died mid interview on TV all those years ago, and it would be in the middle of responding to a fake superchat.
 
If he did die from drowning, I think it's poetic the bog hog returned to something reminiscent of his swamp, a final mudbath, before he peacefully sunset himself under the Mexican skies.

I was going to ask you to place bets on whether he would make it to Heaven, but it occurred to me that pigs can't fly.

SUFFER. PIG.
 
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