🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It’s a fact we often exaggerate in this forum for the LULZ and are even guilty of a little image manipulation now and then but that raw footage of Ralph is beyond anything we’ve ever done

Nikocado's coinslot is nothing compared to this. Hell, I think Niko has a much bigger dick too.

Sad! Repulsive!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm all for talking shit to someone about sports but it really only makes sense when both people have otherwise reasonable lives.

 

[Brutality]

Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
shirt.mp4

EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
shirt2.mp4

We are living in the timeline where Ralph is an immortal and he just keeps spiraling downwards whenever you expect him to die

 

[make_it_so]

Don't do drugs, kids.

 

[Law]

lift a bottle of water

Pee is heavier than water

 

[Um...]

Wtf does “GOING GOING BACK BACK TO CALI” even mean? Was he having a seizure while typing that or what?

 

[Law]

We are living in the timeline where Ralph is an immortal and he just keeps spiraling downwards whenever you expect him to die

I can't wait to log into this website in the year 2050 and see a completely spear-bald Milo arguing with no one about Ethan Ralph and Nick Rickieta. All hail our undying lolkings.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It's lolcow power creep and Ralph is the old meta.

Old meta still best meta.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Nosfer-NAWT-TRUUU

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Wtf does “GOING GOING BACK BACK TO CALI” even mean? Was he having a seizure while typing that or what?

It’s a rap song, by Notorious BIG if I remember correctly.

 

[not william stenchever]

We are living in the timeline where Ralph is an immortal and he just keeps spiraling downwards whenever you expect him to die

He is like The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment but instead of losing his memory every time he dies he loses his memory from xannie consumption. Both are equally immortal, though.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He is like The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment but instead of losing his memory every time he dies he loses his memory from xannie consumption. Both are equally immortal, though.

Updated my journal.

 

[not william stenchever]

Updated my journal.

"What can change the nature of a Gunt?"

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It’s a rap song, by Notorious BIG if I remember correctly.

Lol, it's LL Cool J, and it's from 1987.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Lol, it's LL Cool J, and it's from 1987.

My apologies, I didn’t realize Notorious ripped off someone, but considering all rappers do that, I should have known better lol.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My apologies, I didn’t realize Notorious ripped off someone, but considering all rappers do that, I should have known better lol.

Nah, I'm going to semi-self-correct: there's a later biggie song by the same name that doesn't seem to rip from ll cool j.

Compare & contrast (I'm bored so here are some videos, pls no janny):

1987

1997:

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph the Blob - 1958 Featurette
ralph the blob.mp4

Beware of the Gunt
It Creeps, and Leaps
and glides and slides
Across the floor
And Right through the Door
And all around the wall
A splotch, a blotch
Be careful of The Gunt

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh look, another day, another stream goal not met. How long would his trek to Sandy Eggo take this time? 3 days of bus hoppings? SAD.

What do you even call this three titted monster?

Ethan Oliver Ralph.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What do you even call this three titted monster?

In Xander's case: Dad

 

[Andrew Graves]

Ralph has finally achieved the physique of a mancubus.
On an unrelated subject, anybody here with Doom modding experience?

EDIT: Turns out I was wrong, Ralph needs three more tits to be an anatomically-correct mancubus.

He can still get there,never doubt the ralphamale