🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day.
 
Namekian George Floyd said:
If you play creepy music behind this, it gives the vibe that he's setting up for a snuff film.
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With him as the star, right? There is no way piggy is capable of hurting anyone, considering his fighting "career".
To me, it has more of a "Hooker that I tied up in the basement to rape for later is getting noisy again, have to check up on her, be right back chat!" energy.
 
Can we go 3 for 3 on this dear friend of the Killstream desperately trying in vain to appear for his critically important interview with the Gonzo journalist of the Sektur?
 
Triple Teated Tiuhana Terror.

Far from the quaint and peaceful hillsides of Europa did I stray far in my esoteric studies. Having made use of esoteric dark webs of information, I chanced upon a revolting sight that will haunt my waking nightmares for the rest of my wretched existence in this uncaring, cold cosmos.

My foolishness has been my undoing, for I have stared into the abyss, and the abyss, alas, was not content with staring back. It sent forth a shambling horror that must, by the sheer atrocity of its hideous form, have been a particularly loathsome offspring of an unholy union between Nurgle and Y'golonac, for no other bloodline could produce such an abomation.

It emerged out of the shadows like the bloated corpse of a pygmy albino that met his untimely fate in a rancid river and have been left to decompose in some forgotten, antideluvian corner of Africa.
Were it not for the inability of my remote viewing to transmit smell, I would have surely perished before fully realising its horror.

It was a teratological violation, a blob of non-euclidean fat that distributed itself without a care for the laws of our material universe, flippantly ignoring gravity or mundane sensibility in its fecund need amorphously spread.

The slab of fat hanging from the front served both as an apron to cover its genitalia, should this creature posses such features, and as a display of stretched, rotting skin that bore in it a hole of absolute darkness, like a prolapsed birthing canal of some deep sea aberration.

Above it hang the three sagging teats of this mockery of everything Anglo, arranged in a triangular pattern to show the Plague God's favour. Had its flesh melted and run like that of a shoggoth to better aid one arm in its loathsome and unnamable purpose? Or had symmetry never have a hold on such a creature born outside normal spheres of matter?

Just when I thought its reprehensible form would forever stay, it slowly shifted its loathsome bulk to reveal that it had two more features most foul on its porcine back. Great leathery flaps, absconding from its torso at the hip like the wings of succubi depicted in oriental art.

Merciful Emperor, preserve me, for I knew now that I beheld nothing less than the absolute pinnacle of the 56% ancestry, the Gunt Ralphamale, and my sanity and indeed my very soul was saved only by its unquenchable thirst for swampwater moonshine and the exotic sustenance of its kind, the xanniberries.
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
I've heard of third nipples, but third entire tits? And don't pigs usually have at least six?
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He's the Man with the Golden Gunt
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.iota. said:
mods could change the thread poll to speculation on the missing fourth tit ...
@AltisticRight
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We have never seen Ethan's full torso until now. Honestly speaking I wish it stayed that way, I have seen surgeries that were less gruesome. That photo somewhere in the previous pages was an edit, whoever made it basically mirrored the other half. I guess he never had four titties, but rather three.

Ethan Ralph is a pill popping piggy that drinks and has triple titties.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
Clip of Ralph's triumphant return
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EDIT: he came back a second time to turn off the stream
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This is what lovecraft wrote of. Unspeakable horror that drives the viewer mad. To describe such a thing would surely tear a mind asunder. That is not skinny which can 3 lopsided tits lie, and with strange ralphamales even gunts may die.
 
TheCrackMonkey said:
Whenever I see Ralph in this state I think of this.

Just replace Christendom with Kiwifarms.
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There is a similar quotation about the final days of Boris Yeltsin:

He's been on the verge of death so many times...His doctors themselves are in shock that he's still alive. Half the blood vessels in his brain are about to burst after his strokes, his intestines are spotted all over with holes, he has giant ulcers in his stomach, his heart is in absolutely disgusting condition, he is literally rotting... He could die from any one of dozens of physical problems that he has, but contrary to all laws of nature -- he lives.
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Is his entire body that shade of ashen grey or is it poor lighting in the hog hut?

If so that liver is holding on for dear life.
 
AltisticRight said:
We have never seen Ethan's full torso until now. Honestly speaking I wish it stayed that way, I have seen surgeries that were less gruesome. That photo somewhere in the previous pages was an edit, whoever made it basically mirrored the other half. I guess he never had four titties, but rather three.
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but we have pictoral ebidance!
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