🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I don't think we've had a Ralphamale moment like this since the Portugal Punting. :gunt:
 
The fact Ralph has his name and the show above that rancid blob of misshapen pig flesh is probably the funniest part of this all. Look upon ye Ralphamale and despair
He really is exhibited like a circus freak: "Come one, come all, and gaze upon the newest horror at the Kiwi Kircus! A creature so beastly and corpulent, that he puts the elephant man to shame, it's the abominable hogman of Mexico! Watch as he crawls on all fours hunting for truffles, see as his front and rear gunts writhe with every movement, observe his tri-titties shake as he attempts to turn off his stream! Be careful to not get too close to the cage, for he does reek of piss, booze, and garbage tortas,"
 
I'm just glad I woke up seeing this instead of falling asleep after seeing it.

I don't even want to imagine what sort of nightmares my mind would have conjured. I can only picture three titted Ralph's amorphous body chasing me, his hideous form sloshing about like uncooked dough, his pig squealings echoing as I desperately run from the creature. Occasionally the squealing is broken by a demonic "DO YEW UNNERSTAN BISH?!"

Sends a chill down my spine.
 
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