🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Bland Crumbs said:
Ethan has never been in shape.

He is quite literally in the best shape of his life.

He has always been a mess. His mother fed him into obesity. She then watched him inflate with booze and pills. He surrounded himself with weak people and weak women and now that they are gone there is only the wreck that is his horror form. A body he has built over decades of being trash...he is become trash.
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There is no question that Ralph is in shape. He is, after all, grossly and grotesquely corporeal in nature. The question is, what manner of shape? A Guntahedron? What is the nature of the mathematical language that might describe, in objective and universal terms, the deflated sagging arcs of excess flesh and their motion through dimensional time and space.

If I was part of the team who had been tasked with the implementation of jiggle physics in GTA VI, I would watch these videos in a state of abject despair.
 
Ethan Ralph on his way to turn of the stream be like
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Airstrip One said:
There is no question that Ralph is in shape. He is, after all, grossly and grotesquely corporeal in nature. The question is, what manner of shape? A Guntahedron? What is the nature of the mathematical language that might describe, in objective and universal terms, the deflated sagging arcs of excess flesh and their motion through dimensional time and space.

If I was part of the team who had been tasked with the implementation of jiggle physics in GTA VI, I would watch these videos in a state of abject despair.
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Non-Euclidean ass.
 
He looks like some sort of grotesque deep-sea creature that got hauled up from 30,000 feet below the surface and exploded from the rapid change in water pressure.
 
I’m sorry this post doesn’t really add so much to the discussion and I’m a dirty iPhone poster.
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Just want to say I’ve never chuckled so hard at an announcement. Thank you for the corn Gunt!
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Yes. Incels have no excuse.
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Ethan Ralph is a violent, remorseless, manipulative, deceptive, deadbeat, clout goblin with absolutely no foresight. Some incels I assume are good people who (though hopeless and pathetic in their own right) would not be willing to abuse themselves, drugs, horses and children to such an extent in the pursuit of sticking their thumb up some D-Grade teen BPD whore's asshole.

CornBogFitz said:
Ethan Ralph on his way to turn of the stream be like
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Lol, is that Leto Atreides? A hideous abomination that can see the future of the entire universe compared to a hideous abomination that can't even see in stereo.
 
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