🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I'll charitably give him two weeks til he relapses privately and a month til he's sleeping on stream again.
Two weeks, huh? Like playing the long odds I see.
It'll be two, maybe three days tops and then he'll either go the "Fuck you, bish. No one tells the Ralphamale what to do" route, or the pouring alcohol into other cans play.
 
Wonder how much this has to do with his visit with the Crackeitas. Now that he's officially WANTED: 6 STARS maybe he was dropped a tip on something coming up and he's trying to get himself in a good light in front of a judge early. This just feels random like he's trying to get ahead of something bad. Probably not, but it's funny to wonder that he knows something we don't.
 
Wonder how much this has to do with his visit with the Crackeitas. Now that he's officially WANTED: 6 STARS maybe he was dropped a tip on something coming up and he's trying to get himself in a good light in front of a judge early. This just feels random like he's trying to get ahead of something bad. Probably not, but it's funny to wonder that he knows something we don't.
I think the only connection is that the few brain cells left in Ralph's head have realized that he really fucked up by getting involved in rekeitas white trash trial and now he's trying to fix things. Problem is that he's tried this AA shit previously (whatever happened to alll those badges he got?) And he eventually fell of the wagon again.
The only place ralph belongs is in jail or 6 feet under. I'd settle for a shallow Mexican grave.
 
That and doing step 9(making amends).
That's gonna be good.
Streaming it for some content too, I doubt he'll come up with that though
Can you imagine the Alice apology.

- listen Alice, I'm a rage pig, there's no getting around that.
Yes, I drugged you and took advantage of you while you were passed out. And for that I'm sorry.
Oh, and can I get back the 2 grand I spent on your Amazon wishlist trying to work you .. I mean, help a brotha out y'know
 
I give him eleven minutes.
He’s not streaming today so I assume he’s drunk right now telling himself this will totally be his last time drinking and wants to enjoy himself. I mean what the fuck else is he going to do all day in his tin shack? Only thing he would have planned is creeping on his therapist.
 
Why is Ralph getting sober? Some faggot named Delicious_Tacos? Nobody cares if he drinks, in fact he's way more entertaining drunk. And not just "way more", he's boring af sober and he knows it.

Prediction: he'll be looking at his decreased viewership in the coming weeks, he'll get stressed out, use drugs and alcohol to curb the bad thoughts, lie about being sober day after day until he overindulges and he's completely blitzed doing another pillstream and he'll be forced to admit he's using again.
 
Ethan knows he has no chance at LotY with balldo and bossman having such a strong push at the end. He realized that he has to sober up for a couple weeks, in order to start off the new year strong. Well rested, lower tolerance, and full load of outstanding personal problems; 2025 is the year Ethan takes home the gold.
 
I've been watching some MATI archives for background noise recently. Came to the clip of The Gunt threatening to sue Elijah Schaffer. It's just so insane to hear him then, compared to how incoherent he has become.
You want a real mind fuck, go back and listen to something like the Boulder stream. Ralph admits he was blasted during it, but the motherfucker sounds straight up erudite in comparison. I remember making a similar comment to yours a couple of years ago, it was bad enough then... the deterioration during the Mexico arc is other-worldly. It's amazing he's not dead.

The strongest don't do drugs campaign the US has ever run.
 
You want a real mind fuck, go back and listen to something like the Boulder stream. Ralph admits he was blasted during it, but the motherfucker sounds straight up erudite in comparison. I remember making a similar comment to yours a couple of years ago, it was bad enough then... the deterioration during the Mexico arc is other-worldly. It's amazing he's not dead.

The strongest don't do drugs campaign the US has ever run.
That is one of my favorite live stream moments of all time, god you're right I forgot how functional he sounded. How long ago was that stream anyway?
 
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