🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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This is the funniest thing Ralph has done in months. I've been laughing at that vid for like 20 minutes. The way his legs fly up and the bottles clank. Its cartoonishly funny.
 
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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!
Jesus Christ. Again? How many times do we after to go over this...

When there's too much gunt for the gunt god, and not enough maker's mark for the maker's mark throne, proportions get out of whack and the excess gunt causes the Maker's Mark throne to collapse. It's that simple. Just prop it up more with some empty Maker's Mark bottles and this'll stop happening...
 
How many of them are full piss bottles?
I'm surprised I'm not seeing anybody say this yet. Those are his PISS BOTTLES, the bottles that he pisses in. The moment he knocked them over, the smell of his dehydrated alcoholic piss started filling his crack shack. We're lucky we don't have smell-o-vision.
 
Good god I had to look up the previous chair fall, back in 2022 (it's almost scary that it's been two years between broken chairs) and the amount of deterioration of Ralph between those times is honestly terrifying, if it were someone I cared for.
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We should start making bets here on when he's gonna croak. I think a year and a half from now he'll die.

Tommy Tooter will outlive him for sure.
 
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In 30 seconds, Ralphachair WINS! FATALITY!
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