🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Mr. Manchester said:
I feel like he'd be a good voice actor for an edgy adult cartoon or something.
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It's been done already by better
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Rage Pig said:
I get why he wants to kill himself.
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He doesn't.

Ralph is a woman on the inside. His mind is more womanly than any troon's.

He wants the attention, but he would never actually commit suicide, cause that's what suicide baiting women do. Women who talk about suicide rarely actually attempt it, and in the rare cases they do, its in the most half-assed and survivable way possible.

So don't worry about Gunt, he's never offing himself, he just wants the pitty and attention that comes with saying he will.

Like a woman.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
I hope that when Ethan does die the Mexican ufo grifter community gets a hold of his corpse and uses it push the conspiracy theory that the government is collaborating with the aliens to make human pig hybrids.
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As a UFO enthusiast, there’s no way Ralph would be mistaken for such an advanced specimen. He’s obviously a chupacabra and breaks into ranches to suck the blood and eat the organs of cows and goats for nourishment.
 
Truly Rural said:
Daily Ad read

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Mr. Manchester said:
You know, the man can cut a promo I'll give him that. Everyone else I hear reading that type of thing sounds exactly the same but my boy brings that Ralphamale energy to it and it kind of works. I feel like he'd be a good voice actor for an edgy adult cartoon or something.
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My favorite part is that Ralph still somehow has his shit together enough to do a half-decent ad read…meanwhile, Mersh is so dogshit and boring and retarded that he’s
been entirely cut off from even doing Rumble ad reads
 
Braphamut said:
Ralph talked for a good half hour with Perspicacity (homo, NY) about AIDS transmission rates largely off the top of his head from statistics he read in the 90s (allegedly). Ralph demonstrated PPP levels of knowledge on the subject matter, running circles around the big city queer in what one might have assumed would be their home court.

He then meanders through his college daze talking about how cool it was that he sat in the back of the class drinking 50/50 Gatorade and Vodka from 32 oz bottles while on pills.

He reveals his poly-sci mentor was Professor Goldberg who kicked him out of class and made him do independent study under him. He then referred to his bachelor 'thesis' (lol) as a 'DP'.

AIDS + Gay Friends + Drug Abuse + Independent Studies Under Professor Goldberg Culminating in DP

This. Nigga. Gay.
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I’m calling the story about the professor doubtful because Goldberg is also a huge wrestler who was big in WCW in the late-90s.
 
Nate Higgers said:
My favorite part is that Ralph still somehow has his shit together enough to do a half-decent ad read…meanwhile, Mersh is so dogshit and boring and retarded that he’s
been entirely cut off from even doing Rumble ad reads
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I'm still laughing over that self-destructive episode. What makes it funnier to me is the hubris of Mersh is so powerful he bit off the hand trying to feed him.

I thought about making a Rumble channel to do fucked-up as reads, but that requires me to work for free. I gave that up a long time ago.
 
Happy Boulderversary, everyone!

Reminder: 6 years ago, Ralph was the king of the sector, from the top on down, guaren fucking tee. He'd stream to thousands of people and make thousands of dollar hosting a couple hour show a couple days of the week. Internet celebs like Keemstar, Daddy Gym, and Sam Hyde were happy to go on his show.

Now, he's a fat, alcoholic, pill-popping. midget felon that hosts to only a couple of hillbillies and trailer trash while living in a 3rd world country and conteplating suicide since his life is so miserable, but doesn't cause he wants to continue being a menace here on Earth. Ralph, I'd recommend trying to live forever cause your eternal reward is gonna be a fiery one for your sinful, spiteful, selfish lifestyle. 🔥:gunt:🔥

Anyways, here's a message from beloved children's' entertainer Poley the Polar Bear

 
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