Ralph doesn't have a strong suit.Patience was never Ralph's strongest suit
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Ralph doesn't have a strong suit.Patience was never Ralph's strongest suit
That would imply the Gunt could hold a job. Do you really see Gunt begging Sargon for a job to bus tables at Applebee's so one day he too can wear an ill fitted suit?Ralph doesn't have a strong suit.
Lmao so if you live in a Third World shithole you get half-off Starlink instead of just having blindingly fast First World Internet.Checkmate, alog! Also nice that he again confirms that he reads everything we write about him. Hi Gunt!
Unless you count spades.Ralph doesn't have a strong suit.
Exactly. I've said before that Ralph is unhireable. I wouldn't trust him being a janitor. In the long term, he has 2 optionsThat would imply the Gunt could hold a job. Do you really see Gunt begging Sargon for a job to bus tables at Applebee's so one day he too can wear an ill fitted suit?
This is with his 5 robot stream viewers, and unknown (to me) number of Dlive viewers since he now streams only on Rumble. So basically this is the real number of actual real people (after Rumble bots) Not sure if he streams on telegram.3 hours in he has 313 viewers
The Gunt thinks using a Black and White filter makes him look serious. It doesn't, it only makes him look stupider.
Really increases the definition of his many chins and general unkempt appearance.The Gunt thinks using a Black and White filter makes him look serious. It doesn't, it only makes him look stupider.
Someone should really make his tough coming out part a gif
That is a regular sized water bottle, Ethan is just a lilliputianlook at him LIFT! He's buying bigger cos cheaper. It's tough.
never seen a not poor person buy those
Does Ralph have any of the documentation to prove he's an American citizen?A paypig just told Ethan that if he made it to a 100-show goal streak he'd get a gift related to Memphis. Ethan immediately cut in that if it was something like a ticket to Memphis, he'd need to know that well ahead of time because of an unspecified bad complication he experienced in Tijuana related to travel.
He has also been ranting about losing "critical documents" in California that "ruined his entire trip", something he's referenced a half-dozen times today at least. He is still planning to go back to Tijuana for a day trip so it seems like the documents relate specifically to international travel, not domestic travel inside of Mexico.
What are the odds that Ethan somehow managed to lose his passport?
Are these rubbish grift sites all 100% generated by AI? He needs to throw that Starlink router into a wood chipper because radiation.3 hours in he has 313 viewers and $77.15. This is his big return stream. He will of course fake donations till he hits the goal for the 91 show streak. He'll never again admit how poorly he's doing, so he'll be hitting the goal till his last stream. Still doing the ad reads because he needs every cent.
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A scale would do.Does Ralph have any of the documentation to prove he's an American citizen?
Just dawned that when a random person see fatty wearing his favorite FED shirt they probably think it has something to do with food and not federal agents.View attachment 6267421
His fat ass, 24/7.
It's hysterical to me that there are tons of people who have seen a short fat little goblin in a big dumb hat and sunglasses waddling around staring at his phone and to them, he's just some random retard. They have no idea they've only seen the tip of a colossal iceberg of failureJust dawned that when a random person see fatty wearing his favorite FED shirt they probably think it has something to do with food and not federal agents.
I’m sure most people don’t pay him mind. To your average American he looks and dresses no different than your average Walmart shopper. Just smells worse.It's hysterical to me that there are tons of people who have seen a short fat little goblin in a big dumb hat and sunglasses waddling around staring at his phone and to them, he's just some random retard. They have no idea they've only seen the tip of a colossal iceberg of failure