🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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ZeDarkKnight said:
Man I got both rosacea and eczema and I don't turn purple like that. You really need to not take care of yourself to turn colors. What I also have (And what the main problem here is if I had to guess) is seborrheic dermatitis. And 90% of the problems caused by all 3 can be mostly cured by using daily dandruff shampoo and rubbing it on your face while you let the shampoo on your head soak it. My dermatologist recommended it, and yes it works. Use a cream or foam if not fully gone.

This dudes face has to be a combination of unclean, drunk, and sunburned in addition to his skin problems
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Ralph is like a diabetic who eats only Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, but with alcohol, drugs and Rosacea. And Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
 
I saw it live and saw the clipa over and over again but it really didn't hit me till today how bad his middle aged biker chick sock tits were.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I’m sure he’s going to come back and act like he’s Trump surviving that assassination attempt declaring he won a great victory over the haters by living
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The best case scenario would be how he acted when he broke his chair.
High energy, raising arms over his head, laughing to hide embarrassment would be preferable to another purple face pillstream where he argues with his screen reader while slurring at every word.
 
Hey buddy, I suggest mixing in some sleeping pills to sleep off those streams. You're going to need it.
 
Lammy said:
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Purple Gunt!
Fully odds Shiny! 1/8192!!!!
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Break out the lighters people!

Purple Gunt
Purple Gunt
The color purple comes after you turn blue, that means you too!

EggImpregnator said:
I'm very torn.

One part of me thinks it's hysterical that a cherry tomato grew a face and is drugged out of his mind shorting like a pig and sleep eating chips.

The other part of me sees a deeply damaged human being and is sad they're literally self destructing instead of getting help.
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I’d probably have some sympathy for the pathetic old bastard but for the fact that not only does he treat everyone like shit, but he’s physically abusive too..
 
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TAX FREEEEEE. Anyone knows what flavor of techno music he was listening during TAX FREEEE. It sounds like a Justice concert but I'm not sure.
 
Alogs will hate it but Ralph handled the post-pillstream about as good as he possibly could. "Yeah that was crazy, whatever tho" and just move on. His paypigs don't care, they see a man oppressed by the cruelty of a stupid woman who got her neck in the way of his hands and who is keeping Ralph's precious baby from all of the amazing 2nd hand weed smoke it could be inhaling.

They love watching him bumble around like a retard because they've never been invited to actual parties or events so flailing around on drugs alone is what they envision cool people doing and their moms won't let them even do that so they live vicariously through him.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
They love watching him bumble around like a retard because they've never been invited to actual parties or events so flailing around on drugs alone is what they envision cool people doing and their moms won't let them even do that so they live vicariously through him.
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No I’ve seen them do streams where they stream and do drugs. They like him because getting shitfaced and streaming yourself is what they do too.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Alogs will hate it but Ralph handled the post-pillstream about as good as he possibly could. "Yeah that was crazy, whatever tho" and just move on. His paypigs don't care, they see a man oppressed by the cruelty of a stupid woman who got her neck in the way of his hands and who is keeping Ralph's precious baby from all of the amazing 2nd hand weed smoke it could be inhaling.

They love watching him bumble around like a retard because they've never been invited to actual parties or events so flailing around on drugs alone is what they envision cool people doing and their moms won't let them even do that so they live vicariously through him.
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AncientPhosphur said:
No I’ve seen them do streams where they stream and do drugs. They like him because getting shitfaced and streaming yourself is what they do too.
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You're both wrong. They like him because they're even bigger fucking retards than he is, but he's not smart enough to make them feel dumb.
 
Ralph's dedicated unironic fans like him because he's an unabashed misogynist. They hate women and Ralph really, really hates women. They get embarrassed when he's super shitfaced on stream.
 
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