🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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TheRationals said:
Too much content from last night. Didn't get everything.
In this compilation:
he sings (@0:15). he strips (@5:40).
he spreads misinformation about tax liabilities (@6:45).
he passes out to some Pink Floyd (@18:55)...
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That nigger is walking on sunshine

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Ralph has been so boring people rarely clip him during one of his best sober streams , here's some highlights from my favourite moments:

"COME SERVE ME AMANDA MORRIS"


"I'M COMIN FOR YOU HORSE"


"I CAN'T SAY THE ACTUAL NAME ROZANNA SANDRA RALPH"


"ROZANNA SANDRA RALPH"


"LOOK AT THE JUX-J-TA-JUXTAPOSTION" (feat. goodbye horses)


"WHERE S SJE???" aka Ralph types at 1 word per minute


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In case anyone's wondering about the $20k, my guess is that's what he's put down towards back taxes. His accountant/plumber/landlord hatched a scheme that if they were tips they'd be tax freeeeeee. So he's gonna get the $20k back from Senor Dingdong.
 
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This is Jackson Hester Jr. (deceased), the inventor of Al - pruh - zoh - lum. I just wanted to take a moment in this thread to thank Dr. Hester for his miracle drug and all the good times it's show Ralph, myself, and all the alogs out there. I hope he's up there in Xanny bar heaven smiling down on us all as we watch Ethan inch his way closer to salvation, 1mg at a time.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
No way. He was 100% sober. Just a little tired that’s all. Ignore him walking off screen to bottles clanking, his whore of a wife left him and took his kid so now he’s all alone with no one to clean them up.
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Indeed, there's no way he was stumbling around knocking over beer bottles he refilled with piss after squinching his dickhole into them and spraying at least half of it into the carpet, then letting it ferment in the Merida sun for a couple days and kicking it over in a stupor.

I still can't get over him mindlessly nomming on potato chips while literally unconscious. That was an epic Ralphamale moment. I wonder if he was dreaming of Meigh feeding him ice cream like a babby.
 
Look--an Alien! said:
I was curious how Ralph would explain what happened yesterday, and he's waved it off as a WHOOPSIE DOODLE, and hes back on the sober larp. Truly amazing.
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This was no whoopsie doodle, stalker. We are witnessing the beginning of a fresh Ralphacycle.

If he was in any kind of control he wouldn't be getting fucked up on camera, he'd wait until post-show. My fear is that since he's relapsing he'll make some kind of fatal mistake. When addicts relapse they tend to do so after an extended period of attempted sobriety, when their body has gone through withdrawals and repaired itself physically. They think they can handle an elevated amount of drugs like they were previously used to and then they overdose.

I genuinely think Ralph was alcohol free and tapering off the xannies for a little while, but now that he's back to getting fucked up on camera with semi-regularity it's apparent that ship has sailed. He has learned nothing and his pattern of behaviour is as predictable as ever.

He has to remember that Salty Sandra or Meigh aren't around to prod him and check to see that he's still breathing. Unless the torta guy or his landlord/lawyer/handyman regularly checks on him, he better be careful to sleep on his side.
 
He looks pretty rough. Did some cartel guy captured and tortured him before the stream?
 
Gunt's slowly but steadily turning into the Broodmother from Dragon Age.
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