🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph left the camera view MULTIPLE times. He claims he was tired, but started the stream 5 hours early. It's genuinely insane he's trying to talk it away.
 
BigFatSweatyMan said:
Worst part is that his few remaining Guntguards are pathetic enough to eat up the Copium that Ralph is offering. If you're still a Guntguard in 2024 you need to rope.
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I cannot wrap my head around these people. Are they teenagers? That would explain the bizarre "you don't know what it's like being a cool beerdrinker" mentality generally exclusive to someone in high school while simultaneously not recognizing someone who is very obviously inebriated.

Or are they intentionally gassing him up for fun? If so, based
 
Imagine spending the 4th of July all alone holed up in a cheap hotel in a third world country where you don’t know a single solitary soul in the whole wretched country irl. Nothing to do but stay glued to your phone 24/7 and too broke to go anywhere or do anything. Hell, I’d probably drink too.
 
AltisticRight said:
When did Joe Biden gain 300lbs and lost over 10 inches in height?
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When he said “LOOKY HERE, FAT” he was actually practicing arcane Alinskyan dark magic and he absorbed the obese UAW worker’s mass. The only thing that he offered in exchange for the incantation to work was his height.
 
Tiny Chinaman said:
Is this nigger really gonna lie about being high on pills? Are my eyes lyin? . The nigger could eat pills like tic tacs on camera and no one would see a damn thing. I dont appreciate this nigger callin me a fibber because I notice things
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Ralph has been sticking to his "ah'm SOBERR" larp for at least a year now. This is the guy that took Xannies on camera for superchats. Note how he constantly says he's not drunk, when none of us are talking about drinking, we are talking about pills. Just the usual Piggy cope festival, nothing new.
 
Truly Rural said:
I'm sorry the source is gone tmk. Have a shit clip instead.
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Man, I saw that live & it was so much better without some lame commentary overlay. Clippers who do this kind of thing are murdering clips worldwide. Only clout horses or attention goblins talk over the clips they make. When I’m clippin’, it’s not to showcase my voice, my jokes, etc etc. It’s to showcase the subject in their natural habitat, whatever that may be at any given time.

That was a very clippable portion, & I guess it’s better to have some record than no record atm. I was positive someone had to be getting a copy of the whole thing, & not just for their own little show, but for the art of it. Transformative, for KF needs a local copy. Damn, gotta step up the archival processes again, because beauty was almost lost.
 
Truly Rural said:
Don't shoot the clippers. It's not like it was my stream with my voice! If I had an option to clip raw I would. Clippers did nuffin wong.
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I ain’t shooting nobody, Blood. Imma saying when given a pure lump of clay, it’s best to keep the source clean. That way, when all the potters come to sculpt, whether they make a classic, transgressive, or modern piece, the pottery starts from da pure clay. I also was tryin’ to say I’m glad we had some record for now, versus none, but I probably said it all retarded. My ire is for anyone sitting on a huge cache of pure pillstream & not letting potters make pottery.
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Near said:
In what part of his grand plan did Nick think that going on an EXCLUSIVE STREAM with a completely wasted manpig that wanted to choke his wife, was in any way beneficial to restoring his tarnished image?
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It's the strategy of a legal genius. You see, when Rekeita is in court, his lawyer can play clips of this stream to prove his client is a clean sober honest and God fearing family man.

" Y' Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please compare my client with the other person on the screen who is a drug addled drunk. There is a clear difference between the two. I move for dismissal on all charges and damages of a million balldos."

(In the background, Rekeita, wearing a beige windcheater, is rocking back and forth repeating "I'm an excellent lawyer, excellent lawyer.")
 
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