🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Honestly, the only instances I could see Ralph faking a superchat is to use it to change a subject from an uncomfortable one or a music break.

I personally don’t care how retards spend their money. The talk of the sektur being dead is from an entertainment aspect. He is not interesting or funny at the moment. It’s just a fat, lonely, BPD baby rotting in a squeaky chair.
 
It's not even just a "I hate Ralph so he can't get lots of donations!" thing I honestly struggle to believe the very few paypigs Ralph has left are getting him to 500 dollars. I fully admit I could be wrong though after all DSP has around the same viewership as Ralph and he makes over 100k a year off donations alone. The big difference being he has like 8 super hardcore dedicated whales and Ralph has what, 3-4?
 
Drunkensailor said:
I hope his donations are real. If he truly is making that much, we are due for a new arc. Once he gets his bills under control his inner nigger will take over. He will either take a trip to the states to harass his kids, rent another latinx thot, move to another country, or (my personal favorite) bless us with another European vacation. Either of these will end in the most hilarious way possible and will be capped with a month long relapse. There is no possible way he can squirrel away 3k+ and not burn it on stupid shit, even BMJ bought some gold and silver. Ethan does not grasp the concept of appreciating assets, he will forever be living month to month at the whim of his paypigs.
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Ralph doesn't he have bills he has debt. Electricity, groceries, water, those are bills. Being behind on child support, taxes the Stripe loan, losing the Swamp and Ronnie's crack shack, that's debt.

I'm glad he's kicking that can of personal accountability down the road because he might kill himself if he saw the amount of work he'd have to do to live a decent life.
 
Ralph didn't even try to make it believable. He went from struggling to make $100 a show and throwing pity parties for himself one day to making $500 plus the next.
 
Drunkensailor said:
I hope his donations are real. If he truly is making that much, we are due for a new arc. Once he gets his bills under control his inner nigger will take over. He will either take a trip to the states to harass his kids, rent another latinx thot, move to another country, or (my personal favorite) bless us with another European vacation. Either of these will end in the most hilarious way possible and will be capped with a month long relapse. There is no possible way he can squirrel away 3k+ and not burn it on stupid shit, even BMJ bought some gold and silver. Ethan does not grasp the concept of appreciating assets, he will forever be living month to month at the whim of his paypigs.
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Maybe even a redemption arc. If the Ralphamale can be saved there's hope for all of us.

Then he can make up with Carlgon and Metokur, and they'll use their combined clout to get Donald Trump to tweet #Gamergate2; thus completing the dimensional merge and ending the Sonichu curse for once and for all
 
I went and watched an hour today (it was miserable). From the hour I saw, they all looked like real donos, although some interesting facts.

-Around 350 viewers
-Only like 20 ppl active in chat
-All the donos came from people in the chat.
-Almost all the donators were mods.
-Half the people talking were mods.
-All of them were subscribed monthly to Ralph via rumble
-It was most of the typical cast we've seen around for years now. Assmaster, homotrollius, etc.
-Welfare checks come in on the 1st of the month. Today is the 2nd.
-He got about 80 bucks in small donos.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It's not even just a "I hate Ralph so he can't get lots of donations!" thing I honestly struggle to believe the very few paypigs Ralph has left are getting him to 500 dollars. I fully admit I could be wrong though after all DSP has around the same viewership as Ralph and he makes over 100k a year off donations alone. The big difference being he has like 8 super hardcore dedicated whales and Ralph has what, 3-4?
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DSP has 4 whales and a few dolphins, there's a tonne of sock accounts/anonymous donos since DSP can only be tipped via PayPal after getting the boot from streamlabs/elements. The lions share of DSPs income is from youtube (adrev/SCs/memberships) which is why ralph being deplatformed as he is makes nowhere near what the pigroach does.
 
Ethan is live right now on DLive.tv/theralphretort with a whole 5 viewers. This cannot be the entirety of his base. He streaming somewhere else?

EDIT: He on rumble, just apparently shadow banned or something unless you are logged in.

EDIT 2: I asked in the chat if he could play something besides nigger music, and he fucking muted me. I guess when no one is watching its easy to pay attention to one person.
 
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
EOR knows how to drink and fool a breathalyzer.

Not that he needs since you can’t see the resilts of the breathalyzer on camera.
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And if he doesn't, he'll just claim he left it in his truck and you will need to pay him $50 $200 to go get it.
 
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Can someone tell me when this picture was taken? It must be post Portugal headcaved-in arc since his eyes are looking in two different places. Is it real or an edit because it's so grotesque I could beleive its a subtle edit.
 
It makes no sense that he's making $500 what exactly has improved or brought him new viewers since he couldn't break $250.

Even if he was making $500 the quality and energy of his current show is not going to sustain a streaming career.

I'd love to see the gunt bring his show back because it leads to more drama.

If the alogs can't find something of interest to clip then he doesn't have a show that will grow an audience.

If you're not growing your dying in the streaming world.
 
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Can someone tell me when this picture was taken? It must be post Portugal headcaved-in arc since his eyes are looking in two different places. Is it real or an edit because it's so grotesque I could beleive its a subtle edit.
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It was before Fuentes Rally 2 back in July last year. I don't think it's an edit
Fannyscum said:
Admits he's drinking again
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Historical Strelkov said:
Anyone have the original ethan ralph clip of this without Kino Casino?
ralph kino clip.mp4
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https://rumble.com/v4gfgcl-killstre...ie-incident-gay-rappers-scotus-helps-tru.html around 3 hours and 40 minutes
 
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Thorndyke Special said:
Nigga, he lives in hiding in a third world country mumbling into a microphone to three hundred people on a good day. Wake me up when Warski and his meth head girlfriend flee the first world.

Face it, Ralph's the best in the whole lolcow sektor from the top on down.
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Ralph would claim that's a W. I haven't been following the Ralphaverse much lately (hence why I'm responding to a 3-week-old comment), but one of my favorite Ralphisms is when he talks about how much better Mexico is than the US... as if living there is a baller move, and not something he did because he's a coward who's running from his self-inflicted financial woes.

"My door dash order should get here soon... you know what I saw the other day? They have pizza-flavored Doritos here. I never seen that in America. You know what else they have? They got regular Hellmann's mayonnaise, but you can also get it with lime mixed in. Man, Mexico is fucking awesome. People living in the US are suckers," he says as his plumber-lawyer climbs onto the roof to fix the plastic cistern that holds his undrinkable water, and before responding to a comment where he feigns ignorance of cartel activity: "Yeah, I don't know anything about that. People claim certain organizations are responsible for the violence in Mexico, but for all I know it's just a US-Israeli PsyOp. I'm not going to comment on it."
 
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