Dick has suffered so many sudden disasters stopping him from meeting up with Ralph at the last minute that I can only speculate what terrible thing would befall him if Ralph needed to couch surf. Maybe his McMansion will blow away in a tornado or get dug up and carried off by methheads right before Ralph arrives.
I hope that balding non-comedian suffers an actual disaster, it'll be funny. I hope you break a million ribs!
Aliens would steal his femurs after having anally probed him.
It's in California, it will slide down the hill and into the ocean eventually.
My Coachcoins are on Dick calling in with a prolapsed asshole at the last minute.
Dick does not give a shit about either Ralph or Rekieta's well being. He finds it hilarious that they are destroying their lives as he pushed them off the cliff.
at some point, Ralph is gonna be serving tortas instead of eating them. If he's lucky
Unfortunately this is entirely impossible. Ralph would never pass mandatory sanitary check to work with food. I can see him serving slop to pigs on some farm but not human food.
It's so funny when the goal is always sitting on his ass for 3 more hours. who cares when you have gaurenteed everyone 6+ hours of kahntent hosting 3 guests anyway? It's time start wearing vests / blowing bubbles for tips.
So sad, he didn't hit the goal even with esteemed upcoming comics artist Vaedophile on. I bet if he had Eric July on, he'd.
It doesn't matter what guest is on at this point. There is no path to growth on Rumble. They don't have anything resembling the YouTube algorithm, nobody discovers his channel by finding it on a recommended list.
And to think, that around 6 short years ago he had a successful show with thousands actual live viewers and real donations. Incredible
Tyrone, pls.
