🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Congratulations Gunt, you finally made it! Earned less than the average Merida hourly wage. $7.88 after the cut.



"I still had fun out here today. Appreciate the support, we didn't hit the goal but I do appreciate the support, and you know, it's work in progress, pretty big support last week..."

Coping about how much fun he had rattling his tin cup and appreciating the $1 donations several times like a desperate bum.

"It's a work in progress, soon I'll be back on top, hosting a super show with Dick and Rekieta, welcoming Styx Hexenhammer to my show. Have you heard about Heel of Fortune? It's gonna be a game show on robotstreamer, Diddler Dax will be my cohost. Gonna award myself a beautiful, big trophy for winning a spelling bee, and I'm gonna write down every word before I spell it, because that's dem rules Salvo you son of a bitch. Oh, hi Andrew Tate, would you like to be on the spelling bee? O'Day Simpson will be there, too."
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
Imagine working a 7 hour shift and being paid $80 (before fees and taxes). SAD!
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The cashiers at my local Walgreens make 16 an hour (112 in a 7 hour shift) and also get health insurance. Ralph is literally being big leagued by 18 year olds who just finished high school. COULDN'T BE ME!
 
SEKTUR WARS

Here's the Funky take on this season of THE SEKTUR. I see there are two major factions rising from the ashes of The Second Sektur War. The Retarded Pheonix has forged the leading faction with The Fat Canadian Retard while the primordial soup of Gunt remains and Cog parts are lashing from the deep. And as the Co-alition of Cuckeda seems more powerful than ever to rule over the Guntiverse with the support of Father Jim, trouble is on the way.

A violent black goo is forming, getting bigger by the day, and the sektur bifurcation IS REAL. It's twitter alog VS Cog sperg. Jilted Ralphamale vs The Gunt. Retard Andy vs Kino purists.

Who will fall, who can stand tall. What will the future SEKTUR look like?

It's HAPPENING.
 
The pathetic thing is that he was so damn proud of being a digital panhandler. And now he’s even failing at that.
 
Rage Pig said:
Congratulations Gunt, you finally made it! Earned less than the average Merida hourly wage. $7.88 after the cut.

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"I still had fun out here today. Appreciate the support, we didn't hit the goal but I do appreciate the support, and you know, it's work in progress, pretty big support last week..."

Coping about how much fun he had rattling his tin cup and appreciating the $1 donations several times like a desperate bum.

"It's a work in progress, soon I'll be back on top, hosting a super show with Dick and Rekieta, welcoming Styx Hexenhammer to my show. Have you heard about Heel of Fortune? It's gonna be a game show on robotstreamer, Diddler Dax will be my cohost. Gonna award myself a beautiful, big trophy for winning a spelling bee, and I'm gonna write down every word before I spell it, because that's dem rules Salvo you son of a bitch. Oh, hi Andrew Tate, would you like to be on the spelling bee? O'Day Simpson will be there, too."
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And his "pretty big support last week" was hitting the goal like once
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
And his "pretty big support last week" was hitting the goal like once
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He probably shouldn’t go around talking about support, considering how much overdue child support he’s on the hook for. Losing that passport would be such a blow that he’s definitely considering disappearing into the jungles of Belize.
 
Ralph can't hit the goal and Deni's posting pics of herself at festivals. Has to hurt knowing she's probably there with some other guy and he can't even afford her rate anymore.
 
Winston Niles Rumfoord said:
Ralph could have had a relatively easy life living in Ronnie's crack-shack, collecting neet bucks, and streaming on some comfy half-week schedule.

Instead he had two kids to spite Null and self-sabotaged everything and everyone in his life. Perhaps rock bottom is the Torta Guy breaking up with him and banning him from the shop.

I never liked Ralph and often despise him, but this ending is downright sad.
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Idk, I think Ralph is unique in my ability to never pity him but only get bored when he’s on too low of an ebb.

He’s just at the baseline he should’ve been at his entire life. The only reason he ever made any money was because Jim was too nice to him to tell him to fuck off. At any point in IBS, the viewers went where Jim was.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That reminds me, whatever happened to Ali Jamal? Ralph was really proud of himself when he squatted in his mansion for a day.
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He chooses Fuentes when during the Gunt v Catboy and now he's busy making shit like this
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Cringestorian X said:
He chooses Fuentes when during the Gunt v Catboy and now he's busy making shit like this
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Holy FUCK that is pathetic.

345 videos.
329 of them in the last 4 months.

Highest view count is 3.3k.
Only other above 1k is at 1.2k.

320 videos below 100 views.
288 videos below 50 views.

A special shoutout to this gem of a video where he gets outside of his anime comfort zone.

 
I think Ralph would be much happier in jail right now, no more doing 12 hour streams for peanuts, he wouldn't have to pay rent, free Mexican tortas (if he's in a Mexican Jail) , no more lawsuits, no DVRO , no more child support, no more taxes, He can talk shit all he wants about Ade Blair, Faith Vickers, Pantsu (Amanda Morris) , Deni (Mexican Pantsu).

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Since Deni doesn't have a thread I'll leave these here.
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Translation: I binged mollies for 3 days and had sex with a dozen guys, none of them was Ethan Ralph. And now
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2/22/24 - Set Sail for Fail! Ralph Interviews Retard That Lives on A Boat​

Super Sekrit Master Mind Pay Pig finally gets his time in the spotlight with a 2+ hour interview on the Killstream. Lets see what this alphamale looks like:
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Holy shit the amount of tard cow cross breeding that went into this Hobbit is so absurd I had to create this tree:
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Before we go to clips I HAVE to address the state of this nasty ass house he's in and the microwave door he just LEAVES OPEN the entire time. Who does this shit? You can also see what I assume to be, a picture of his mother on the fridge.

For anyone who wants the TRUU and HONEST facts about our Hobbit without watching the videos click the spoiler:
  • The Hobbit is literally just KingcobraJFS except a Mormon that lives in San Fran​
  • Hobbit says he has a job as an addiction counselor for a business thats not open yet (unemployed)​
  • Hobbit is collecting unemployment or SSI to some extent​
  • Hobbit is currently at his diabetic british fathers trailer in this video​
  • Hobbit is trying to live on a speed boat thats 50 years old​
  • He is 34 years old​
  • He drinks and smokes weed heavily, has a problem blowing money on strippers​
  • Has been to jail​
  • For some reason is not allowed to own firearms​
Opening question was on polygamy, which the Hobbit is a strong advocate for, even going so far as to assure us that, without polygamy, the entire white race will go extinct:

0000 - 2:20 Mormon hot take
2:20 - 2:47 paypig announces he had to take a break to make some stinky poopy :diddler:
2:47 - 8:20 dum dum dum dum dum
8:25 -8:55 Wendy's Chili discussion
9:00 -13:37 Mormons Mum is a Feminist Witch. Decides to become a Mormon because they visited him the day before and his bible was already a mormon one all along (what a story!):nitenite:

Here's the Mormon laying down the rules on polygamy that clearly has nothing to do with his current status in life (broke tard):


In the midst of redpilling the masses, the Hobbit gets swatted! :O (by the pizza man)


Hobbit tells us what he does for a living:


Basically admits hes a unemployed drunkard:


Hobbit admits to jail time:


Hobbit goes off on some rant and talks about the Cartel and triggers Ralph:


Hobbit LOVES hookers (Mormon btw):


Hobbit tell Ethan about his plan to turn his boat into a platform for Grifting:

A boat for grifting donations... I've decided to shorten this to The G.R.O.A.T.:
Grifting
Revenue
On
A
boaT
Hobbit claims he can fit Four people onto his Groat comfortably, and that it has "all the facilities necessary". I decided to delve into his youtube channel for a view:
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This is all he's shown, and it doesn't appear to even have a bathroom or anything to store food in.
This is important because the Hobbit genuinely believes he can take this boat and sail all the way to Meraduhh.

Ralph trying to capture the Hobbit for his groat, also lets it slip that he collects money to some extent:


idk about you guys, but if this guy actually does get the groat all the way around to Meraduhh in one piece, i think this entire internet forum would be permanently bitchmade. The monehh the Ralphamale would make on the groat would put Nulls warchest to shame...*sigh*(:_(

gay anime reference:


Hollering at innocent mutt:
 
Imagine having a boat hobbit as a guest. This is arguably the best that Gunt can pull. Also, Gunt would capsize the boat if he lived on it.
 
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