šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
Iā€™ve always been curious about the Ralphamaleā€™s logic when it comes to how many fake donos to tally. He needs to show heā€™s got support, much like the counter guy putting his own $5 in that empty tip jar to get things started. Ralph also will fake donos so he can claim to have reached his ā€œgoalā€ and quit or keeping going, whichever. Heā€™s definitely lowered the bar dramatically for how low heā€™d let the fund for a show remain at. I think heā€™s reached the point that he needs the pity donos more than his ego protected.

Some people will toss him a few bucks out of pity because heā€™s not even breaking $70, but might keep their money if he was over $100. Ralph has pivoted from faking donos to ensure bandwagon effect/ join the KS crew, to just accepting reality in hopes of guilting a few bucks out of anyone watching.

Iā€™ll never understand anyone giving Ralph even $1 for silently watching clips and being a disgusting, abhorrent human being. Trolling Ralph with $1 superchats is more understandable.
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They should be trolling him like they're currently doing with Phil via Argentinian currency.
 
porkWellington said:
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Points to Warski for sticking up for PPP. They could've sympathy-baited with this yesterday but Warski used the "errand" excuse til PPP was ready to reveal it. This is some unironic friend-level shit.

"cause I'm back and not going anywhere" where nigga you're not even streaming lol.
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If being a successful streaming channel makes you a bum what does that make you ralph?
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Iā€™ve always been curious about the Ralphamaleā€™s logic when it comes to how many fake donos to tally. He needs to show heā€™s got support, much like the counter guy putting his own $5 in that empty tip jar to get things started. Ralph also will fake donos so he can claim to have reached his ā€œgoalā€ and quit or keeping going, whichever. Heā€™s definitely lowered the bar dramatically for how low heā€™d let the fund for a show remain at. I think heā€™s reached the point that he needs the pity donos more than his ego protected.

Some people will toss him a few bucks out of pity because heā€™s not even breaking $70, but might keep their money if he was over $100. Ralph has pivoted from faking donos to ensure bandwagon effect/ join the KS crew, to just accepting reality in hopes of guilting a few bucks out of anyone watching.

Iā€™ll never understand anyone giving Ralph even $1 for silently watching clips and being a disgusting, abhorrent human being. Trolling Ralph with $1 superchats is more understandable.
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Like who can even stand to watch his stupid fat face in the corner of the screen for any length of time, let alone be inspired to donate?
 
Ralph, buddy, just let alogs call in at this point. If you're going to be a dancing monkey then you had better dance. The fuck is this shit?
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
He would legit make more money working at a fast food place in the states than streaming
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Ralph could have had a relatively easy life living in Ronnie's crack-shack, collecting neet bucks, and streaming on some comfy half-week schedule.

Instead he had two kids to spite Null and self-sabotaged everything and everyone in his life. Perhaps rock bottom is the Torta Guy breaking up with him and banning him from the shop.

I never liked Ralph and often despise him, but this ending is downright sad.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph, buddy, just let alogs call in at this point. If you're going to be a dancing monkey then you had better dance. The fuck is this shit?
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Which is why I am sometimes convinced that he sees the Killstream as a vanity project and an ego booster rather than an actual business.

One of the last things I told him before he blocked me was to monetise the hatred. That is something he absolutely refuses to do.

It is very obvious that he'd rather sit for 10 hours for less than minimum hourly wage rather than to go on someone's show, strike an under the table agreement that he will take half if not all of the superchats to be mocked and ridiculed.

Just look at his feeble attempt to host Podawful's show. I expected callers and superchats mocking him and Ralph would perform and holler all over 'em. In return for this humiliation ritual, Ralph would get paid more than what he is earning now. Yet, he refused to do it. He'd rather steal content, keep silent and scam superchats.

Yes, Ralph has alienated practically everyone who can fund his living and has yet to burn bridges with Dick Masterson who hasn't given him a dime and Adolwulf who can only afford 1 dollar superchats. It seems as if he is friendly with people who don't really support him except in lip service or give him little money.

However, getting paid for being hated is still a way out.

And whatever happened to his interview me for money deal anyway?
 
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Considering Ralph has never worked a real job in his life, even for a single week, he would have legitimate psychological issues becoming a wage normie, so I can't see that happening.

What is very likely if his dono's keep declining to the point he can't meet his base financial needs, is that he does a Lowtax.

I wonder what his method will be?

Probably a pill OD, but other possibilities exist.
 
Winston Niles Rumfoord said:
Ralph could have had a relatively easy life living in Ronnie's crack-shack, collecting neet bucks, and streaming on some comfy half-week schedule.

Instead he had two kids to spite Null and self-sabotaged everything and everyone in his life. Perhaps rock bottom is the Torta Guy breaking up with him and banning him from the shop.

I never liked Ralph and often despise him, but this ending is downright sad.
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I wonder if he would have accepted a life of working a retail/fast food job for 40 hours a week and streaming 2-3 times a week. I know it would have been a comfortable life for him but Idk if he would accept it
 
CECA Loather said:
Which is why I am sometimes convinced that he sees the Killstream as a vanity project and an ego booster rather than an actual business.

One of the last things I told him before he blocked me was to monetise the hatred. That is something he absolutely refuses to do.

It is very obvious that he'd rather sit for 10 hours for less than minimum hourly wage rather than to go on someone's show, strike an under the table agreement that he will take half if not all of the superchats to be mocked and ridiculed.

Just look at his feeble attempt to host Podawful's show. I expected callers and superchats mocking him and Ralph would perform and holler all over 'em. In return for this humiliation ritual, Ralph would get paid more than what he is earning now. Yet, he refused to do it. He'd rather steal content, keep silent and scam superchats.

Yes, Ralph has alienated practically everyone who can fund his living and has yet to burn bridges with Dick Masterson who hasn't given him a dime and Adolwulf who can only afford 1 dollar superchats. It seems as if he is friendly with people who don't really support him except in lip service or give him little money.

However, getting paid for being hated is still a way out.

And whatever happened to his interview me for money deal anyway?
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He can't even holler anymore... back in the day he would invite motherfuckers to go and scream at him because he'd fight back and to his credit, he was good at it. Now there are too many power words that just smite him on the spot. "ADRAIN BLAIR!" "FAITH!" "MEIGH!"

All of those he has to shut it down and go, "Ah don't know who that is."

Aside from that there are other shots to fire. His failing numbers, never winning a fight, the addiction, that he gets ghosted by people like Styx and so many more. Boy's last chance was him snaking Fuentes and he's groveling to him now.

Even then, with all of those rules put into place in some online discourse, Ralph still cowers. He's busted and it's kind of sad because when Ralph fights he's pretty fucking funny.
 
It really may be over ralphamales. teens woeking fast food jobs are making more than him.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Ralph is wage quitting after only making $80. He looks like heā€™s holding back tears.
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Poor Walph.
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I wish I knew how to make a gif because this was funny.

Heā€™s taking tomorrow off because he has ā€˜something he has to take care of,ā€™ likely a divorce court thing with the Morrises. ā€œAh have to git up early and call mahā€¦take care of something.ā€ Too scared to even say the words.

Karmaā€™s a bitch, huh?
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That reminds me, whatever happened to Ali Jamal? Ralph was really proud of himself when he squatted in his mansion for a day.
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Remember when he said to Ali that he should get to stay in one of the castle "suites" as he was the one organising the party and Ali said "They're just called rooms".

Imagine being scoffed at and corrected by Ali Jamal.
 
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