The bullet holes are in the bathroom door.
The gunslinger was defending himself from Ronnie's revenant. He haunts the crack shack looking for fresh assholes to violate.
You need a rage pig and the ashes of the sow that bore him. Bend the pig over a chair and place a pile of Sandra.7z under his nose. Now hide in the closet. Once Piggertits snorts it, Ronnie will manifest to collect his rump roast. Anytime after Ronnie begins to collect his due from the pig, run out of the closet yelling "I HID AND WATCHED YEW! IMMA CALLING DA LAW!" With the incantation spoken, the revenant will rush to possess an object in the location it died. Now, set the mattress on fire. The revenant will be banished. If you were stupid enough to save the worthless reprobate's life from Ronnie, now is the time to stuff him in the oven. It will keep him warm, like the puppies Ralph found with his dad.
Silver couch
Honestly, the funniest thing about this is you chose 7zip. Not .rar, or regular zip. 7z. I'm fucking dying
thats rough, Ralph will have to rent a car too, there's no good way to fly into rochester, especially from where he's staying. Beyond that its expensive as shit, He's just lucky it won't be snowing when he gets there. Having said that, can't wait for Ethan to talk about his newfound love for Bill Gray's.
Nothing makes me chuckle more than his squinty retard eye from getting his shit pushed in.
"If yew knew something, maybe yew should have said something before"
To add to the grotesqueness of Ralph, you can see a fruit fly crawling on his hat and headphones throughout the beginning of the video. Noticed it crawling on the left side of his head at about 1:23-1:25. Only ebidance I'm seeing here Ralph is that you're a gross little piggy to a cartoonish degree. Only thing missing is a green aura of stank rising off of you.
@Null hypotherically, what would have to happen make this a reality in the future? I know you got consent for the Chris coin, would you have to get permission to strike a coin bearing Ralph's Easter island mongoloid visage?
Ralph's death would make things easier no doubt.
There's a story plot in here somewhere involving ol' Big Iron Ethan Oliver Ralph melting down Papaw's ring into bullets to shoot Ronnie's ghost. The setback arc will involve discovering the ring isn't real gold!
Like father, like son.
The trash burger was Ralph’s finest moment. The most based thing he ever did on camera.
