🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Sam Losco's Wife said:
How would you reinvent his show? That actually might be a good thread if someone was so inclined, ideas on how Ralph could actually reinvent his show and rise back to the top of the Sektur. I'm sure a big part of it will be he's going to have to stop being such a moody bitch so it's probably impossible. He'd have to do show prep too and we all know how much he hates work, still though, he has to do something. I don't think the movies are it.
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he did it once and it was a success. Donos for shots and xanax and other foolish tasks.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
How would you reinvent his show? That actually might be a good thread if someone was so inclined, ideas on how Ralph could actually reinvent his show and rise back to the top of the Sektur. I'm sure a big part of it will be he's going to have to stop being such a moody bitch so it's probably impossible. He'd have to do show prep too and we all know how much he hates work, still though, he has to do something. I don't think the movies are it.
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There's tried and true recipes for success in The Killstream's past but the format isn't the problem, it's Ralph. He's had five years to not be a self-sabotaging cunt, a reactionary nigger, but instead he doubles down every single time. He's completely incapable of working towards any longterm solution to save his brand. He's too busy running off his paypigs and being an abrasive, combative little shit and then wondering why nobody donates or watches his "show."
 
Checked in hoping for gloating about the super bowl, but instead he was just talking about his cats.

Couple of clips from skipping around.
Xanax per month

Car crashes

Accepted his lot/Let the hate take over

Leaving mexico/Scared of Pansuela
He made the $200 goal eight and a half hours into streaming.
Bonus:
 
Shush said:
Checked in hoping for gloating about the super bowl, but instead he was just talking about his cats.
Show Summary.mp4
Couple of clips from skipping around.
Xanax per month
Xanax A Month.mp4
Car crashes
Crashes.mp4
Accepted his lot/Let the hate take over
Hate Take Over.mp4
Leaving mexico/Scared of Pansuela
Scared Of Pansuela.mp4
He made the $200 goal eight and a half hours into streaming.
Bonus:
Dickhard.mp4
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He's so low energy because he knows that the L he's going to get from his Super Bowl W is skulking in the shadows, biding it's time before it leaps on him like a spider monkey.
 
Pale Empress said:
There's tried and true recipes for success in The Killstream's past but the format isn't the problem, it's Ralph.
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The problem with the Killstream was always Ralph. His success was all because of luck and other people, Ralph had nothing to contribute to his own show except to break out of his drunken stupor every now and then to interrupt guests who were having a debate.

The reason he’s doing so poorly now is because he’s burnt every single bridge he ever had and now is reliant on himself. Worse he’s a lazy wigger who half asses everything he does AND can’t handle criticism. It’s been discussed in depth how the Killstream can be turned around but the problem, alas, is Ralph.
 
Shush said:
Checked in hoping for gloating about the super bowl, but instead he was just talking about his cats.
Show Summary.mp4
Couple of clips from skipping around.
Xanax per month
Xanax A Month.mp4
Car crashes
Crashes.mp4
Accepted his lot/Let the hate take over
Hate Take Over.mp4
Leaving mexico/Scared of Pansuela
Scared Of Pansuela.mp4
He made the $200 goal eight and a half hours into streaming.
Bonus:
Dickhard.mp4
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I will never understand Piglet. He recognizes the position he is in with his benzo addiction. He admits that beyond the risk of withdrawal, he has nearly died multiple times from car crashes while on the nod.

And he just accepts his lot and sinks into his addiction. What a bitch.
 
KneeLengthCock said:
He recognizes the position he is in with his benzo addiction. He admits that beyond the risk of withdrawal, he has nearly died multiple times from car crashes while on the nod. And he just accepts his lot and sinks into his addiction. What a bitch.
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It’s just that simple. Ralph lacks the fortitude and humility to triumph over his own brain. A tablet smaller than a pig’s knuckle calls the shots in Ethan Ralph’s life.

Gunt can’t even display mastery over a beverage or a little pill, let alone himself or others. He is as impotent as it’s possible for a biological man to be, in every sense of the word.
 
Shush said:
he was just talking about his cats
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Yes. He was talking about Smoke being sick or something. It was i infuriating watching this piss bottle spilling, shart producing, tampon breath hog deny his sick cat a simple pleasure of playing with a roll of TP because "muh mess" This fucker destroys everything he comes in contact with, he had trash company bill him for SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS in Virginia and when he evacuates the premises owners had to redo carpets, but a little shredded paper is not tolerable.

I fucking hope a vet puts Ralph down.
 
KneeLengthCock said:
I will never understand Piglet. He recognizes the position he is in with his benzo addiction. He admits that beyond the risk of withdrawal, he has nearly died multiple times from car crashes while on the nod.

And he just accepts his lot and sinks into his addiction. What a bitch.
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The most successful way to beat addiction is by leveraging a support network (he has none), do serious, intense self-introspection (he lacks the capacity and fortitude to truly evaluate his life and choices), implement rigor in their daily life (lol).

Suicide is another good way to beat addiction and really the only avenue available to him. He has literally nothing in his life that one would need to beat addiction.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
The most successful way to beat addiction is by leveraging a support network (he has none), do serious, intense self-introspection (he lacks the capacity and fortitude to truly evaluate his life and choices), implement rigor in their daily life (lol).

Suicide is another good way to beat addiction and really the only avenue available to him. He has literally nothing in his life that one would need to beat addiction.
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Piglet will never neck himself, for the exact same reasons. As none of his problems are "his fault," he blames them all on his blood enemies, he will never rope, as he would view that as giving them a W.

Also, hard to neck when you have no neck, just an amorphous wad of flesh going from your pig lips to your quad tits.
 
Truly Rural said:
Yes. He was talking about Smoke being sick or something. It was i infuriating watching this piss bottle spilling, shart producing, tampon breath hog deny his sick cat a simple pleasure of playing with a roll of TP because "muh mess" This fucker destroys everything he comes in contact with, he had trash company bill him for SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS in Virginia and when he evacuates the premises owners had to redo carpets, but a little shredded paper is not tolerable.

I fucking hope a vet puts Ralph down.
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Pentobarbital is pretty available at Mexi-Vets...

Mr. Manchester said:
If there is anyone on this Earth who will come back as a vengeful ghost and steal pills and booze while haunting his blood enemies it's Ralph.
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YOU MADE ME DO IT

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An obese porcine ghost reaching for a pill bottle on a nightstand while a person is sleeping in their bed.
 
KneeLengthCock said:
Piglet will never neck himself, for the exact same reasons. As none of his problems are "his fault," he blames them all on his blood enemies, he will never rope, as he would view that as giving them a W.

Also, hard to neck when you have no neck, just an amorphous wad of flesh going from your pig lips to your quad tits.
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He won't neck because he'd need a footstool and he can't afford one.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
How would you reinvent his show? That actually might be a good thread if someone was so inclined, ideas on how Ralph could actually reinvent his show and rise back to the top of the Sektur.
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What would a thread like that entail? Killstream Redemption / Sektur Wargames? I like the idea personally, just don't know if there is enough interest to justify its existence (I could be wrong though).
 
Ethan seems to have abducted a stray cat and is trying to get his viewers to pay for it.

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Source: @RafaelMania2023 on X
 
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P0LYBIUS said:
Ethan seems to have abducted a stray cat and is trying to get his viewers to pay for it.

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Source: @RafaelMania2023 on X
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So THAT'S why Ralph refused to criticize Mersh on the Podawful show--he's going to move in with Mersh and start a cat sanctuary! I can't wait for the tag team stream where Ralph beats off and stares at the corner while Mersh seizes in the corner, foaming at the mouth
 
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