šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Nate Higgers said:
Isnā€™t it just a lease? Who would lease a truck for 72 months, much less a recent-gen Nissan Titan?

Oh wait, itā€™s Ralph weā€™re talking about
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It's actually a Frontier... which I guess makes it a little less impractical, since it's a bit smaller than a full-size Titan, and it's not like he needs the extra payload/towing capacity. Still retarded, though.
 
Maoilios9210 said:
Don't forget the promise ralph made! If his team loses he quits the internet. Hopefully someone holds him to that tho
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That was for the championship game against the Bills, and even after his team won, he admitted that his threat to leave the internet was just a "work." He didn't intend to leave, even if they lost, and all you marks bought it (no one bought it... we all knew he was full of shit).
 
Ralph could have the single greatest show if he had a gun sitting beside him in view and tell his audience that everything rides on KC winning tonight because its the last thing he has. Then he streams the entire game.
 
Nate Higgers said:
Isnā€™t it just a lease? Who would lease a truck for 72 months, much less a recent-gen Nissan Titan?
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralphs-new-guntmobile.109976/
The MSRP of his red eyesore was $37675
His credit was around 600.

Nissan offers financing plans at 72-96 months, with upwards of 21% yearly interest, compounding.

Jump said:
Nissian's 72month APR is 15.49% for someone with 600fico. If he put nothing down his monthly payments are in the $800-$825/month range.
825 x 72 =$59,400 :semperfidelis:
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He's paying at least $20,000 extra for an "asset" that loses almost half of its value the moment you drove it out of the dealership.
Not adjusted for inflation. After half a decade, this $20k might as well be 30-40k.
 
OrionBalls said:
If he's been doing it right, he should have his own still, by now. At least a fermenter. Beer is fucking easy to make, and not have it explode.
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Lmfao you think this nigger is gonna brew beer? He'd just dump packets of bakers yeast in some plastic jugs of apple cider if he ever had to brew his own liquor. Maybe he can dump his torta remains and garbage in a plastic bag with some Hawaiian Punch and act like he's living the high life drinking Ronnie' Reserve 5 Star Pruno.
 
Since he religiously watches his threads hopefully this triggers the spite brewing arc.

Ralphamale IPA bish.
 
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