🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph will keep watching CNN in silence as long as it pays enough to rent a Mexican outhouse and a torta for dinner.
 
Truly Rural said:
I don't think Ralph will stream again. Maybe couple of half assed farewell streams, cleaning up, well pretending to. Suverok broke him. Ralph saw that some alog can fire up a stream of literally nothing (killstream) and saw a whole bunch of people having a blast and endless fun and entertainment with literally nothing. A dud, killstream, nothingburger. And it's successful. Ralph knows he'll never have a fun stream again. Nobody will ever be entertained and enjoy his stream. Himself least of all.

Even Ralph requires distraction from his own stream to feel alive. I think he's coming to terms with it.
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Lol nigga what else is he gonna do? His entire life exists between his skidmarked sheets and his computer
 
He is terminally unemployable, up to his gunt in debt and has 0 pension funds.

That bloated chimp will have to keep cameras rolling until he's dead. Whether he likes it or not.
 
Beavis said:
Ralph will keep watching CNN in silence as long as it pays enough to rent a Mexican outhouse and a torta for dinner.
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and he will peacock at life's inevitable misfortunes as they visit others then cry that people would laugh when the consequences of his own actions return upon him.

:diddler: how'd yew like to be reminded of da lois point in yur lyfe?
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He is terminally unemployable, up to his gunt in debt and has 0 pension funds.

That bloated chimp will have to keep cameras rolling until he's dead. Whether he likes it or not.
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I agree, which makes his decision to not stream yesterday without giving any reason thunk-provoking. He already missed 5 days on his "get dumped and humiliated" trip.
And also hotel, restaurants and clothing store were broke ass nigga tier cheap, he had to pay for two and flights. Hemorrhaging pesos and not even motivated enough to place his bloated body in front of the camera for a few hours to recoup some of his losses. He can do that zonked out on pills and booze and still make $150.
Deni psychologically broke him.
 
Rage Pig said:
I agree, which makes his decision to not stream yesterday without giving any reason thunk-provoking. He already missed 5 days on his "get dumped and humiliated" trip.
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Ralph probably knows he bled his pigs too dry and is waiting on their NEET asses to get paid by the government so they can drop $20 for him to DJ and watch a video silently
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Ralph probably knows he bled his pigs too dry and is waiting on their NEET asses to get paid by the government so they can drop $20 for him to DJ and watch a video silently
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He's obviously packing and getting the fuck out of Mexico. You can tell by how he kept pushing that he was staying in Mexico and was going to go to the torta shop. He's likely moving back to the US but doesn't want to get served so he's going to pretend to still be in Mexico.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
He's obviously packing and getting the fuck out of Mexico. You can tell by how he kept pushing that he was staying in Mexico and was going to go to the torta shop. He's likely moving back to the US but doesn't want to get served so he's going to pretend to still be in Mexico.
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The only reason I think he will stay in Mexico is because he knows he will literally die without ready access to Xanax. I think he’s just way too fucked up to stream.

I don’t think he has the ability to kick it without inpatient rehab.
 
TheSaltySpitoon said:
The only reason I think he will stay in Mexico is because he knows he will literally die without ready access to Xanax. I think he’s just way too fucked up to stream.

I don’t think he has the ability to kick it without inpatient rehab.
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Xanax addiction will kill you without medical intervention, full stop. Im sure access to his pills is his primary concern when looking for some place to create a sty for himself.
On the other hand, Gunt is an abject coward, so no doubt he is scrambling to come up with a way to avoid the well-earned consequences headed his way.

I bet he tries to call in to Jim's stream tonight lol
 
Look--an Alien! said:
Xanax addiction will kill you without medical intervention, full stop. Im sure access to his pills is his primary concern when looking for some place to create a sty for himself.
On the other hand, Gunt is an abject coward, so no doubt he is scrambling to come up with a way to avoid the well-earned consequences headed his way.

I bet he tries to call in to Jim's stream tonight lol
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If The Gunt tries to call into Jim's stream, that will be simultaneously hilarious and depressing.
 
Mundane Ralph said:
He's obviously packing and getting the fuck out of Mexico. You can tell by how he kept pushing that he was staying in Mexico and was going to go to the torta shop. He's likely moving back to the US but doesn't want to get served so he's going to pretend to still be in Mexico.
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He will stay in Mexico for purely economic reasons. In Mexico, the small amount of dollars that he makes streaming is enough to feed (and drug) himself. In the US, that small amount is worthless. He might leave for other latino countries; but there is no way that he is coming back to the US. Unless, he lives with Dick for free; what is unlikely.
 
porkWellington said:
Where da hardest working man in da Sektur? Where da Styx stream?
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Now that I think about it, I can see why Styx and Ralph are such good buddies. Styx is actually the platonic ideal of the ralphamalé because Styx's first wife was a Mexican and they're both complete whoremongers. In other words, hole brothers are also soul brothers, as retarded as that sounds.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
He is terminally unemployable, up to his gunt in debt and has 0 pension funds.

That bloated chimp will have to keep cameras rolling until he's dead. Whether he likes it or not.
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He is partaking in an experiment of whether dead or in jail are actually the ultimate loss conditions.
 
Look--an Alien! said:
I bet he tries to call in to Jim's stream tonight lol
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There's no way he gets on any stream with Jim that he doesn't control himself. He's too much of a coward. He remembers what happened last time when he started crying, and then Mundane Matt chased him off by demanding he show his YouTube flag history on screen (essentially an inversion of the infamous "boulder stream"). He'll only talk to Jim if he can mute/kick him, like he did a couple weeks ago.
 
Gunt is on the sauce, xanny slurring. "Trust no bish!" he squeals. Maddah of fact, he did trust a bish.

 
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