🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Elmo]

It's actually insane he is planning on moving her in already LOL he is so delusional. Legit mentally ill.

It's part of his usual plan of isolating someone from their family then controlling what they can do online. We've seen this before but I don't think it will work this time considering the circumstances.

 

[The handsome tard]

"Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time huh?....hello!"

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

It's actually insane he is planning on moving her in already LOL he is so delusional. Legit mentally ill.

It's part of his usual plan of isolating someone from their family then controlling what they can do online. We've seen this before but I don't think it will work this time considering the circumstances.

He’s a lot like Lorne, for those in here who know who the real Lorne Armstrong is.

Gunt, like Lorne, believes because he WANTS to believe, NEEDS to believe, in order to keep the reality of his situation out of his own mind. He’s told Harry in the past that he suffers from “intrusive thoughts” and attempts to self-medicate, same as Lorne has told his catfish that he “drinks to forget”.

A person in this state is easy pickings for catfish/scammers/etc. it’s why you see crazy cat ladies on Dr Phil who have blown their dead husband’s entire retirement savings/pension on some Nigerian scammer. Deep down, they KNOW it’s bullshit but they WANT so desperately for it to be true that they MAKE it true in their own minds, try to convince themselves daily that it’s true, and then drink themselves stupid every night when they’re alone with their thoughts and no longer able to distract themselves.

What makes it even worse for Gunt is that, like Lorne, he convinces himself that he’s the one running the scam. In his mind, he tells himself that HE’S the smart one, spitting game at this little flaquita and talking her into his bed. The whole fantasy is a HUGE ego boost for him and that’s why he’ll do crazy things to keep it going like leaving his safe space in Merida for Guerrero which is right smack dab in the middle of Cartel bullshit, because if he lets it go then it’s back to chugging booze/pills to keep the intrusive thoughts away that remind him constantly of what a loser he really is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Alright who had Ralph gets killed in a cartel snuff film

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Alright who had Ralph gets killed in a cartel snuff film

Me. I said way back when he first went down there that he’d eventually fuck up and suffer the consequences. I’ve also mentioned Funkytown specifically as the type of consequences he might end up suffering.

What I wonder is, if Gunt IS abducted, what would the US do about it? They didn’t lift a finger to help Coach in Ukraine and Gunt laughed about it. Coach and Gunt both claimed to be “journalists” and 3 real journalists were abducted in Guerrero last summer, one from Taxco. 4 reporters were shot in Guerrero just a couple months back. Would we get news articles about Gunt if the sicarios snatched him? Missing persons flyers? Or would they just not care at the Consulate?

I mean, this news article is less than 2 months old.

“MEXICO CITY, Nov 25 (Reuters) - Three journalists recently kidnapped in Mexico's southern state of Guerrero have been freed unharmed after search operations by security authorities, the office of the state's attorney general said on Saturday.
Mexico is one of the world's deadliest countries for journalists, with five killed this year, the international free-speech group, Article 19, has said.
The three journalists released on Saturday were among five people whose disappearance in the tourist town of Taxco the state attorney general's office had said this week it was investigating.”

 

[Elmo]

Alright who had Ralph gets killed in a cartel snuff film

I had mid-March.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What I wonder is, if Gunt IS abducted, what would the US do about it?

Nothing. It's not like he was a tourist who got snached from a resort. I doubt even Tucker would touch him since getting carved up doesn't relate to the border situation.

 

[Drunkensailor]

we are all stone cold liars on this forum and are all deeply jealous of Ethan's hidden wealth, his access to vast crypto wallets and his property he owns that a big-monied church is interested in. That $25,000 ring he wears is just the tip if the iceberg.

His house and cars stateside are waiting for him once he is done soaking up the sun and Mexican culture

 

[Scout Trooper]

Me. I said way back when he first went down there that he’d eventually fuck up and suffer the consequences. I’ve also mentioned Funkytown specifically as the type of consequences he might end up suffering.

What I wonder is, if Gunt IS abducted, what would the US do about it? They didn’t lift a finger to help Coach in Ukraine and Gunt laughed about it. Coach and Gunt both claimed to be “journalists” and 3 journalists were abducted in Guerrero last summer, one from Taxco. Would we get news articles about Gunt if the sicarios snatched him? Missing persons flyers? Or would they just not care at the Consulate?

He might get some traction in the news because the circumstances are funny, a white supremacist Alex Jones larper fleeing US legal proceedings by moving to Mexico gets kidnapped en route to meet a prostitute after flying across the country and taking a bus for 2 hours.

Reminds me of the triathlete TCAP predators like Jean P. Wehry who take multiple forms of transportation and travel for hours just to get rolled up by Chris Hansen and the Riverside PD.

The consulate has people who deal with shit like this all the time, I'm sure they have a checklist of contacts they reach out to and Mexican officials they put pressure on to get him released. Eventually if they find his body the FBI will help ID him and try to repatriate his remains... to... uh nevermind.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Alright who had Ralph gets killed in a cartel snuff film

Pretty much everyone, including Null on MatI when the Farms caught wind of the Gunt running his trotters south across the border.

The consulate has people who deal with shit like this all the time, I'm sure they have a checklist of contacts they reach out to and Mexican officials they put pressure on to get him released. Eventually if they find his body the FBI will help ID him and try to repatriate his remains... to... uh nevermind.

I realize the joke, but let us all remember what just happened to CRP and our "good allies" in Ukraine. In CRP's case, he was in government detention (insert joke about the cartels being funded by the US). No way in hell the current administration (or let's be real, any admin) lifts a finger for someone like Ralph. Hell, I don't even think the media would raise the issue, which they slightly did with CRP.

Dogs are going to rip off the Memphis Micro in a ditch and have a feast on his fat head, carrion will pick at his fatty remains, and eventually his bones will bleach in the bright Mexico sun.

 

[Scout Trooper]

I realize the joke, but let us all remember what just happened to CRP and our "good allies" in Ukraine. In CRP's case, he was in government detention (insert joke about the cartels being funded by the US). No way in hell the current administration (or let's be real, any admin) lifts a finger for someone like Ralph. Hell, I don't even think the media would raise the issue, which they slightly did with CRP.

I'm being 100% serious. The Department of State maintains staff who deal with these situations. We also have various organizations and task forces for working with Mexican law enforcement on hostage recovery and forensics.

Even without specific support of administration officials, many of these things are automatic. Obviously if the administration makes it a priority, more resources will be shifted and people will have extra incentive to work for someone's release.

https://www.state.gov/your-u-s-government-team/

Bureau of Consular Affairs, Office of American Citizens Services and Crisis Management (ACS)​

The Bureau of Consular Affairs works to safeguard U.S. citizens and their interests abroad. The Office of American Citizens Services and Crisis Management (ACS) is a team of consular officers in Washington, D.C., providing consular support to wrongful detainees and hostages. The team is composed of officers with a wide breadth of regional knowledge as well as consular experience. ACS will be your direct contact with U.S. consular officials overseas and can provide guidance on a variety of consular related issues, such as consular notification and access to U.S. nationals detained overseas, sending money/items to detained U.S. nationals, passports, and repatriation options to the United States. While SPEHA’s directive is to support U.S. nationals, including Lawful Permanent Residents (LPRs) wrongfully detained or held hostage abroad and their families, the Bureau of Consular Affairs generally does not have authority to provide assistance to non-U.S. citizens.

Hostage Recovery Fusion Cell (HRFC)​

The Hostage Recovery Fusion Cell (HRFC) is the U.S. government’s interagency team that coordinates efforts dedicated to recovering U.S. nationals held hostage abroad by non-state actors such as terrorist groups. Staffed by hostage recovery professionals from the Department of Defense, Department of State, Department of Justice, the U.S. Department of the Treasury, the FBI, and the intelligence community, the HRFC aims to improve how the government develops hostage recovery plans, tracks developments in specific cases, shares information with families, and provides information to Congress and the media.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm being 100% serious. The Department of State maintains staff who deal with these situations. We also have various organizations and task forces for working with Mexican law enforcement on hostage recovery and forensics.

Even without specific support of administration officials, many of these things are automatic. Obviously if the administration makes it a priority, more resources will be shifted and people will have extra incentive to work for someone's release.

Apologies! Thanks for the info as well! I assumed from the last sentence in your first post I quoted, that it was all a joke.

Wow, Mexico really is a failed nation. A perfect abode for a failed streamer.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I realize the joke, but let us all remember what just happened to CRP and our "good allies" in Ukraine. In CRP's case, he was in government detention (insert joke about the cartels being funded by the US). No way in hell the current administration (or let's be real, any admin) lifts a finger for someone like Ralph. Hell, I don't even think the media would raise the issue, which they slightly did with CRP.

I can see clown world rules get applied and Ralph getting snuffed in Mexico becoming the turning point for the border debate with Ralph getting praised by Tucker Carlson and mentioned by Trump. Ralph’s death will boost Trump to the presidency with there being an Ethan Ralph statue erected in Richmond Virginia. The Vickers naturally will do a 180 and try to use this to go in a media talking campaign in praise of Ralph for donations to Xander who is growing up without his Ralphamale father.
It’s so absurd and insane this is going to be the Ralphamale’s fate as becoming a folk hero with everyone ignoring his proclivities like many other famous people.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Gosh, the shame and humiliation these kids will have when they are older is tragic and they'll do anything to try and hide their shame. They should be allowed to change their names so they don't get laughed at school and picked on, and grow up resentful, lonely and aggressive - like their dad.

There needs to be some sort of lolcow witness protection program or something. Those kids really don't deserve to grow up with either them or the people around them knowing their parentage. Its a shame their mom's are also semi-e-famous too so they can't just leave out anything about ralph as a cursory internet search would reveal all.

 

[deeman]

Would we get news articles about Gunt if the sicarios snatched him? Missing persons flyers? Or would they just not care at the Consulate?

"THIS JUST IN!; An overbearing stench of burnt bacon has started to pertrude from famous cartell territory next to Merida. Police are investigating if this could be a new super drug or they are just having a giant BBQ. Also famous rage pig Ethan Ralph seems to have vanished. Good riddance. That was todays stories from CNN."

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I can see clown world rules get applied and Ralph getting snuffed in Mexico becoming the turning point for the border debate with Ralph getting praised by Tucker Carlson and mentioned by Trump. Ralph’s death will boost Trump to the presidency with there being an Ethan Ralph statue erected in Richmond Virginia. The Vickers naturally will do a 180 and try to use this to go in a media talking campaign in praise of Ralph for donations to Xander who is growing up without his Ralphamale father.
It’s so absurd and insane this is going to be the Ralphamale’s fate as becoming a folk hero with everyone ignoring his proclivities like many other famous people.

If this happened this would cement Ralph as a true legend, immortalized as the rage pig of Richmond

 

[MadStan]

Consider that the “death” of Byuu Near had concerned persons; and that coach Red Pill had a fan base upset over his death…and Ralph would get not a tear or drop of concern from anyone, anywhere right wing or otherwise or even from family shows how low on the society pole he is.

If a ransom video was to surface we’d PAY them to kill him slowly.

 

[hawkisnight]

I am putting my bet on Pantsuella gave him fake address just to laugh at Ralph once he contacts her. "Hermosa remember that fat fuck who bought me all that stuff for a hug? That sucker really went to cartel territory lmao."

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

and Ralph would get not a tear or drop

Hey now, let’s not exaggerate too much; he still has 3 paypigs.

Anyway, have a swine eating torta. It’s the only time he’s happy

 

[Pale Empress]

Consider that the “death” of Byuu Near had concerned persons; and that coach Red Pill had a fan base upset over his death…and Ralph would get not a tear or drop of concern from anyone, anywhere right wing or otherwise or even from family shows how low on the society pole he is.

Unironically, this is why the prospect of Ralph getting kidnapped is a fantasy. He's more trouble than he's worth, a nobody, just another broke loser with no family to pay his ransom.

He's in more danger of being beaten up and robbed because of his loudmouthed behaviour than he is of being human trafficked by the cartel. If he did get necked down there, he'd simply vanish.