🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm sure Ralph's latest hooker Queen is over the moon that her paypig boyfriend has to take public transportation for a session date.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Ralph announces he will be flying into Mexico City at an undisclosed time on Thursday and then taking a bus to Taxco to meet Pantsuela.

It's about a 2.5 hour bus ride, not including the travel time from the airport to the bus.

I'm sure Ralph's latest hooker Queen is over the moon that her paypig boyfriend has to take public transportation for a session date.

So he's pulling a Russel Greer... I wonder if he'll try to sue her when she refuses to put out after he spends all the time he paid for taking her to IHOP.

 

[Estate]

I'll be honest bros. I've been on the internet so long and I've seen so many worthless faggots, some even homosexuals, that some things don't even get a reaction out of me.
An example being the pedophile/child porn accusation. Whenever I hear someone being accused of child porn or accusing another of child porn, I always think "yeah, sure, whatever" and don't give it a second thought.
Thankfully, I never heard this in real life, so I'm still coping I'll assign the correct gravitas when it matters. But on the internet, everybody is a pedophile and literally Hitler.



Basically, I'm saying these niggers need something new in their repertoire. Shit's getting stale.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Credible sources tell me Kiwi Farms hosts CP and broke-dick Jersh Moon lives in his mother's Florida basement. It's even on Wikipedia, which is how you know it's true.

 

[Green Monster Can]

I don't know why so many people seem to believe Ralph when he claims he thought it was a fake Jim. That's an obvious lie. He immediately recognized the voice and said it was a fake Jim because he wanted a reason to hang up. He knew if he kept talking to Jim it would end the same way as last time: with him crying and begging Jim to stop cyber bulling him. PLS NO BULLY JIM

He's been coping all stream that it was a "boss" move to hang up on him and that he "didn't run"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jesus, Ralph is having one hell of a week. He's always at his best whenever I go out of town.

 

[Scavenger]

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AMBATUGUNT GUHH!

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

It's funny that Ralph claims the Farms are pedophiles when he openly married and had a child with one.

 

[Green Monster Can]

Oh no he's coming after the kiwi users now lol

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph announces he will be flying into Mexico City at an undisclosed time on Thursday and then taking a bus to Taxco to meet Pantsuela.

It's about a 2.5 hour bus ride, not including the travel time from the airport to the bus.

Nigga so broke he can't afford a rental car in Mexico? Riding a fucking bus for 2.5 hours? Needs what little money's left to pay for Pantsuelas company I guess, she must have raised her rates considerably after seeing him naked.

 

[AnOminous]

It's funny that Ralph claims the Farms are pedophiles when he openly married and had a child with one.

And he's begging to get back in with America First and Nick Fuentes, who he also says are all pedophiles.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I don't know why so many people seem to believe Ralph when he claims he thought it was a fake Jim. That's an obvious lie. He immediately recognized the voice and said it was a fake Jim because he wanted a reason to hang up. He knew if he kept talking to Jim it would end the same way as last time: with him crying and begging Jim to stop cyber bulling him. PLS NO BULLY JIM

If he meant it, that means he's stupid and fucked up another chance to make real money. If he's lying, it means he's a stupid soggy bitch who fucked up another chance to make real money. I'm fine with either being true, to be honest. It's funny either way.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nigga so broke he can't afford a rental car in Mexico? Riding a fucking bus for 2.5 hours? Needs what little money's left to pay for Pantsuelas company I guess, she must have raised her rates considerably after seeing him naked.

Any woman seeing him naked would be like those shitty react videos of playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent for the first time

 

[MadStan]

Here’s the thing about funerals, graves etc.- Harry will have many mourners at his funeral and visiting his grave. Friends, extended family, and so on. Whereas when the ralphahog finally kicks, he’ll be all alone in some third-world shithole where he doesn’t know a single soul, there will be no funeral, an unmarked grave, and no one, not a single person, will give a shit. That will be his legacy.

You know there ain’t no trolling in your post - it’s pure truth. Probably the hardest thing for Ralph to read in that post is realizing the absentee list will include his own children giving it a miss.

For a man with an ego; knowing your own children will not attend or even bother to collect the ashes is an insult to your entire life from the only people in the world you’d hope cared.

That’s assuming they are even told he’s died when it happens. The flip side of cucks is it means there is a man out there macho enough to raise your kids and love your woman enough to do so - and that’s how worthless you are to your ex and their kids.

 

[morning driftwood]

I don't know why so many people seem to believe Ralph when he claims he thought it was a fake Jim. That's an obvious lie. He immediately recognized the voice and said it was a fake Jim because he wanted a reason to hang up. He knew if he kept talking to Jim it would end the same way as last time: with him crying and begging Jim to stop cyber bulling him. PLS NO BULLY JIM

It could be because he tried to get Jim on the show just a week or so ago. What they don't realize is that Ralph would have to mentally prepare himself: "As long as I don't stop hollering I won't cry this time". He was caught off guard and clearly terrified when he heard Jim's voice.

 

[Um...]

Already in a rush to move Manduh's replacement in. Absolute nutcase.

He really said this? Has she seen the $400/month piss bottle-littered hovel in the shittiest part of Merida where he lives? This just keeps getting better and better every day. And yes, he really is that desperate to find another mommy, apparently

I also wonder if she’s seen this

up close and personal yet.

I love all of this. so much.

 

[buttmunch]

do hookers move in with johns? and move into what the ralpha shed? this niggers so high these days he doesnt know what planet hes on

 

[Bossman Yak]

Ralph says Pantsuela plans to move in with him: "I want to hang with her every day. She'll be living with me. Soon."

This will end well.

Spoiler

For us.

 

[porkWellington]

Almost 4 hours in and he's at $70. If he didn't attempt to scam his paypigs during last week's fire sale, he easily could've pulled that card. He'd likely lose a few paypigs going full-time fire sale but he had a few hardcore defenders last week, they would probably donate.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

You know there ain’t no trolling in your post - it’s pure truth. Probably the hardest thing for Ralph to read in that post is realizing the absentee list will include his own children giving it a miss.

For a man with an ego; knowing your own children will not attend or even bother to collect the ashes is an insult to your entire life from the only people in the world you’d hope cared.

That’s assuming they are even told he’s died when it happens. The flip side of cucks is it means there is a man out there macho enough to raise your kids and love your woman enough to do so - and that’s how worthless you are to your ex and their kids.

I can see his kids visiting his gravestone a few years down the line to pay their respects in a manner befitting his character.