🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Yeah the ralphahog is indestructable like a cockroach. He may even be a hog/roach hybrid, come to think of it.

DSP: "I'm the one & only Pig-Roach!"

Ralphy: "Hold my beer, bish!"

 

[Gif Wizard]

 

[CECA Loather]

brave_ddE7i5Rtkp.mp4

He's claiming to be someone else like every week.
First he's Hunter S Thompson
Now he's OJ Simpson.

I'm waiting for him to claim to be Phil Burnell.

@Near, your comment made a few months back in mid July of the Year of Your Lord 2023 is very prescient. He can now claim to be Phil Burnell with all of the wanking but without being absolved of bankruptcy.

On another note, I tried warning Ralph about the Pajeet Problem but I guess it was a lost cause to begin seeing that he jerked off to Nikki Haley.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

but_what_about_the_epik.mp4

Ralph sides with the corporate oligarchs who lie for a living. What a shocker. Anything to dodge responsibility for his wasted life.

I imagine that Epik's social media mogul is a yet another malding troon

 

[Near]

@Near, your comment is very prescient. He can now claim to be Phil Burnell with all of the wanking but without being absolved of bankruptcy.

On another note, I tried warning Ralph about the Pajeet Problem but I guess it was a lost cause to begin seeing that he jerked off to Nikki Haley.

He'll want to be Phil, but will become the ambatukam guy instead.

 

[MadStan]

Totally owned by Jim - again - and as usual Jim does it with style.

If Ethans so high he can't even recognize Jim, by bet is that hot hooker the other night that went down on him was probably a man.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph being ecstatic about cumming to another man's presence, memory, and being doesn't surprise me. His choice in women and the email leak last year have shown his proclivity for same-sex love.

Ralph jacking to Harry Morris (last week): Gyrating, thrusting, provocative dancing, rubbing breasts and gunt, head back, hollerin' in ecstasy, teasing gay man on call.

Ralph jacking it to Nikki Haley (this week): depressed wojak depleted of serotonin trying to milk the magic that was lost long ago.

We all know what really butters Ralph's biscuits, and that's getting fucked over by older men.

 

[Braphamut]

@Near, your comment is very prescient. He can now claim to be Phil Burnell with all of the wanking but without being absolved of bankruptcy.

On another note, I tried warning Ralph about the Pajeet Problem but I guess it was a lost cause to begin seeing that he jerked off to Nikki Haley.

Pill Burnell

 

[The Tall Man]

Ralph is still mati

archive

 

[Musashi's Son]

but_what_about_the_epik.mp4

Didn't this guy do a stream with Warski in which they where showing CP?

 

[Um...]

Am I wrong in assuming that Ralph will be masturbating on the casket during the viewing, in front of the assembled friends and family of Mr. Morris?

Here’s the thing about funerals, graves etc.- Harry will have many mourners at his funeral and visiting his grave. Friends, extended family, and so on. Whereas when the ralphahog finally kicks, he’ll be all alone in some third-world shithole where he doesn’t know a single soul, there will be no funeral, an unmarked grave, and no one, not a single person, will give a shit. That will be his legacy.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

brave_ddE7i5Rtkp.mp4

His straight face is what kills me

 

[Gif Wizard]

Didn't this guy do a stream with Warski in which they where showing CP?

Yes. Ralph and Warski 100% were showing CP to each other to confirm something. My understanding is that Indigowhite shared it with Andy and Ralph and Andy were checking it out.
There's a clip out there with this.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Where did you find the archive without tts? Every clip I find has those unbearable AI voices spam.

It was posted in the thread more than once. @Shush always posts clean clips and is one of the few people left who do, unfortunately as this is how I get to view Ralph content.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Jim Call In Full.mp4
Rekieta told Ethan he is legally clear to jack off onto graves
Ralphrekietabottle.mp4

Do you have the whole thing archived? The only VOD I can find has that unbearable TTS spam all over it.

 

[Emnewits]

brave_ddE7i5Rtkp.mp4

Somehow this isn't as funny as when dsp did it. Phil was exactly how you'd expect, but Ralph just looks sad.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph is flipping out at chatters asking if yet another guest has cancelled:



"Do you want me to repeat it again, or do you not see 'ADAM GREEN LIVE' in the fucking title or are you that fucking stupid?"

Reminder that the last stream on Rumble Ralph did, the headline news was that a guest cancelled on him.



Ralph says Pantsuela plans to move in with him: "I want to hang with her every day. She'll be living with me. Soon."

 

[GuntPatrol]

I don't know why so many people seem to believe Ralph when he claims he thought it was a fake Jim. That's an obvious lie. He immediately recognized the voice and said it was a fake Jim because he wanted a reason to hang up. He knew if he kept talking to Jim it would end the same way as last time: with him crying and begging Jim to stop cyber bulling him. PLS NO BULLY JIM

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Already in a rush to move Manduh's replacement in. Absolute nutcase.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph announces he will be flying into Mexico City at an undisclosed time on Thursday and then taking a bus to Taxco to meet Pantsuela.

It's about a 2.5 hour bus ride, not including the travel time from the airport to the bus.